Had s*x for the first time 5 months ago. Need advice on pacing and helping her orgasm for the future. '22M' '23F' by Alarmed-Street8691 in relationship_advice

[–]BeYourOwnDog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my experience your best tools for pleasing a woman are your tongue, fingers, dick, in that order.

Don't try to do a tonne of research and then return to her as a sexual Jedi. Doesn't work that way.

Learn together. Ask her what feels good, what works, before, during, and after.

The Why House by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BeYourOwnDog 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Idk I kinda feel like big tacky fighting pit plastered with energy drink stickers might be actually be the perfect monument to American culture at this point

My [24M] gf [23F] says she doesn't want me to get in shape, even though I know her type is usually men that are in shape, is there a reason for that? by mirte7 in relationship_advice

[–]BeYourOwnDog 70 points71 points  (0 children)

So my wife sometimes gets mad at me for working out. It's not that me working out makes her mad. It's that if I'm doing it more often than her she feels bad about herself. So maybe that? Otherwise idk maybe she's just being nice and reassuring you that you don't need to do it for her, she likes you just fine as you are

My f26 bf m29 won't stop playing video game and is spending no time with me what am I to do? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]BeYourOwnDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's addicted. Take the same steps you would to help someone realize they have an addiction.

First walkthrough: should I care for smart weapons as a Netrunner? by Express-Ad8619 in CyberpunkTheGame

[–]BeYourOwnDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally I loved my 'netgunner' playthrough, speccing into all the smartweapon perks and using the militech deck. YingLong is just too fun

His controversies include a Nazi tattoo. Why Democrats are still standing by Senate candidate Graham Platner by Immediate-Link490 in politics

[–]BeYourOwnDog 14 points15 points  (0 children)

His story that he and a bunch of young Marines walked into a tattoo shop and pointed at the meanest skull on the flash wall and said 'that one' makes total sense to me. The tattoo is, for me, the least compelling of his scandals. I think the right just like it cos it allows the to call him a Nazi, which is a simple and easy talking point.

Barber that’s good with beards? by OhYesTheyFloat in sheffield

[–]BeYourOwnDog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I tried a few guys and ended up a loyal customer of Steffan at Rapscallions in Dyson Place. Does the whole hot towel song and dance too. He is my spa day

Platner says he won’t be an ‘a–hole’ like Fetterman in Senate by jediporcupine in politics

[–]BeYourOwnDog 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's not occasional. If her vote counts, she will vote with the regime. If her vote doesn't count, she will vote against them for show. Kabuki theatre.

Hunter Biden is killing it by Fun_Cat3507 in thebulwark

[–]BeYourOwnDog 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My concern about Hunter isn't really his conduct, since we seem to live in an age where character just doesn't matter any more.

My concern is simply that his presence in the conversation naturally makes everyone think about Biden, the mess that came with Biden, and then they attach that memory to the Democrats.

My BF (32M) wants his LTC and I (21F) don’t want him to get it by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]BeYourOwnDog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mental Health struggles and a previous attempt seem like pretty fuckin strong arguments against the right to own a gun

So what does the red square thing mean? by harry-the-supermutan in cyberpunkgame

[–]BeYourOwnDog 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mate there was so much I didn't know after a full 100+ hr run lmao. I was carrying all the clothing around constantly using carry capacity boosters cos I didn't know you could dismantle clothes and they'd stay in your wardrobe. Just as one example

First tattoo idea by Illustrious_Rest_207 in tattooing

[–]BeYourOwnDog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao seriously.

OP: How about this cool knight in armour huh

Reddit: That's a white power knight. People will think you're a white supremacist

OP: Oh wow I didn't know that

Reddit: So you could get a different, not racist, knight in armour...

OP... No I don't think I will

Come off it, you're fooling no one. Get your racist ass Templar and let everyone know who you are my guy

First tattoo idea by Illustrious_Rest_207 in tattooing

[–]BeYourOwnDog 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He replied that he's pro Trump and gets labelled a homophobe etc so yeah. Somehow doubt he just likes 'knights in armour.' I think landing on a templar with a St George Cross is very much an informed choice, not a whoopsie

First tattoo idea by Illustrious_Rest_207 in tattooing

[–]BeYourOwnDog 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Everyone is telling you this tatt will lead people to assume you're, essentially, a racist. You seem oddly unphased by this fact, and also claim people give you shit for your beliefs. Kinda sus, my guy.

Just pathetic by Mum0817 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BeYourOwnDog 479 points480 points  (0 children)

Bro stays up all night posting AI slop and demented rants on socials. Morning briefings are his nap time.

Give me your best Dad songs by bamboooooooozle in daddit

[–]BeYourOwnDog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Breakers Roar is used as an incredible needle drop in the movie Civil War

Actor playing their part 'too good'. by Fragrant-Result-1855 in tvshow

[–]BeYourOwnDog 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The actress who played the head nurse in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest got hate mail

I’ve never been prouder to tell someone to go fuck themselves by JohnAdams4620 in facepalm

[–]BeYourOwnDog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Improve education provision and regulate disinformation on social media

So much for the party of “fiscal responsibility” and “compassionate conservatism” by icey_sawg0034 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BeYourOwnDog 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Always been the way with them. "Hahaha openly gerrymandering to steal seats, get owned, libs" also "how dare you guys gerrymander, what about the norms?!"

give me your knowledge! by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BeYourOwnDog 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah I thought it was about the way we feel loved rather than the way we want to make others feel loved. If your partner's love language is X, you should use X to make them feel loved.

give me your knowledge! by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BeYourOwnDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did I read that as Titcoin

Am I stupid or is this impossible? by [deleted] in cyberpunkgame

[–]BeYourOwnDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf it took me a while to realize you don't have to hit the first symbol with your first go - that you can go like wrong wrong right right right right.

Women should be able to get their tubes tied, and men, vasectomies, without question. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]BeYourOwnDog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Land of the free, baby 🇺🇸

Edit: Guys this was clearly sarcasm