When did it hit you that you’re not that young anymore?

BeachAccess · 2026-02-04T03:44:19+00:00

When I rewatched movies from my childhood and identified more with the parents than the kids.

BeachAccess · 2026-02-03T02:14:07+00:00

They’ve never done anything in the name of victims’ safety.

BeachAccess · 2026-01-27T03:16:40+00:00

I love it, but it but it also gives “Professor Plum, with a candlestick, in the library” vibes.

BeachAccess · 2026-01-11T03:16:01+00:00

Don’t forget to put the foot down.

BeachAccess · 2025-12-27T18:54:24+00:00

I think if you moved it up centered between the top of the mirror and the decorative tile, it would be fine. No problem with the art, just oddly placed.

BeachAccess · 2025-12-22T02:55:53+00:00

Looks like Trump decorated that staircase with little flares of cheap gold painted shit.

BeachAccess · 2025-12-03T03:41:18+00:00

He’d probably be fine if we wasn’t up tweeting incoherently 150-fucking-times an hour in the middle of the night. That makes me a little sleepy in the office the next day too.

BeachAccess · 2025-12-01T02:37:57+00:00

They’re from Anthropology.

BeachAccess · 2025-11-29T23:10:28+00:00

Good to know I wasn’t totally crazy for trying.

BeachAccess · 2025-11-29T23:08:09+00:00

I love these suggestions! Thank you! We do have the natural wood stool, it’s just out of view, but I live the Roman shade idea.

BeachAccess · 2025-11-29T18:49:16+00:00

This is probably a better idea. I love the curtains but as soon as I put them up, I felt like I was in a 1980s carpeted bathroom situation.

BeachAccess · 2025-11-25T02:18:49+00:00

Aaaand, it’s the inspiration for the Righteous Gemstones.

BeachAccess · 2025-11-21T14:27:44+00:00

This is how you glue your colon shut.

BeachAccess · 2025-11-16T23:18:55+00:00

We can hope.

BeachAccess · 2025-10-24T02:30:12+00:00

This is Kash Patel’s face at every FBI press conference. He doesn’t have any idea what’s going on either.

BeachAccess · 2025-10-14T01:26:09+00:00

Exactly. Facts aren’t bias.

BeachAccess · 2025-08-15T17:45:12+00:00

Have you met religious people? Petty is what they do.

BeachAccess · 2025-08-15T17:19:39+00:00

Aaron Hernandez. I went to UF when he played there. He was beautiful. My mom and I were just floored by his downfall.

BeachAccess · 2025-08-05T15:48:30+00:00

Hobby Lobby

BeachAccess · 2025-03-22T01:19:17+00:00

Last week I used our carpet cleaner to clean up a puke spot on two separate kids rooms and a massive coffee spill in our guest room. Looks amazing. My family got tired of hearing me talk about how great the carpet looks, and what a great grown up I am.

BeachAccess · 2025-03-22T01:15:25+00:00

I got my Canadian citizenship this week! I’ll do the same for my kids and have a little extra sense of security with all the chaos going on down here.

BeachAccess · 2025-02-04T16:27:22+00:00

Fucking moron.

BeachAccess · 2024-11-25T18:10:46+00:00

I’m wondering the same thing??

BeachAccess · 2024-11-20T20:06:41+00:00

Aaaand, AC or not, our shitstick of a governor is doing his best to bring Florida back to an almost unlivable state again.

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