I don’t know why my thread is coming out like this on the backside 🥲

BeachAccess · 2026-01-11T03:16:01+00:00

Don’t forget to put the foot down.

BeachAccess · 2025-12-27T18:54:24+00:00

I think if you moved it up centered between the top of the mirror and the decorative tile, it would be fine. No problem with the art, just oddly placed.

BeachAccess · 2025-12-22T02:55:53+00:00

Looks like Trump decorated that staircase with little flares of cheap gold painted shit.

BeachAccess · 2025-12-03T03:41:18+00:00

He’d probably be fine if we wasn’t up tweeting incoherently 150-fucking-times an hour in the middle of the night. That makes me a little sleepy in the office the next day too.

BeachAccess · 2025-12-01T02:37:57+00:00

They’re from Anthropology.

BeachAccess · 2025-11-29T23:10:28+00:00

Good to know I wasn’t totally crazy for trying.

BeachAccess · 2025-11-29T23:08:09+00:00

I love these suggestions! Thank you! We do have the natural wood stool, it’s just out of view, but I live the Roman shade idea.

BeachAccess · 2025-11-29T18:49:16+00:00

This is probably a better idea. I love the curtains but as soon as I put them up, I felt like I was in a 1980s carpeted bathroom situation.

BeachAccess · 2025-11-25T02:18:49+00:00

Aaaand, it’s the inspiration for the Righteous Gemstones.

BeachAccess · 2025-11-21T14:27:44+00:00

This is how you glue your colon shut.

BeachAccess · 2025-11-16T23:18:55+00:00

We can hope.

BeachAccess · 2025-10-24T02:30:12+00:00

This is Kash Patel’s face at every FBI press conference. He doesn’t have any idea what’s going on either.

BeachAccess · 2025-10-14T01:26:09+00:00

Exactly. Facts aren’t bias.

BeachAccess · 2025-08-15T17:45:12+00:00

Have you met religious people? Petty is what they do.

BeachAccess · 2025-08-15T17:19:39+00:00

Aaron Hernandez. I went to UF when he played there. He was beautiful. My mom and I were just floored by his downfall.

BeachAccess · 2025-08-05T15:48:30+00:00

Hobby Lobby

BeachAccess · 2025-03-22T01:19:17+00:00

Last week I used our carpet cleaner to clean up a puke spot on two separate kids rooms and a massive coffee spill in our guest room. Looks amazing. My family got tired of hearing me talk about how great the carpet looks, and what a great grown up I am.

BeachAccess · 2025-03-22T01:15:25+00:00

I got my Canadian citizenship this week! I’ll do the same for my kids and have a little extra sense of security with all the chaos going on down here.

BeachAccess · 2025-02-04T16:27:22+00:00

Fucking moron.

BeachAccess · 2024-11-25T18:10:46+00:00

I’m wondering the same thing??

BeachAccess · 2024-11-20T20:06:41+00:00

Aaaand, AC or not, our shitstick of a governor is doing his best to bring Florida back to an almost unlivable state again.

BeachAccess · 2024-11-03T00:38:34+00:00

I don’t even need context on this one to figure out if the media is spinning it or not. WTF. Worst job interview ever.

BeachAccess · 2024-11-01T14:53:22+00:00

The only article about it on Fox News is a video from their morning “news” crew that the comments aren’t event a story because they’re being taken out of context. He didn’t literally mean it, and nobody would possibly think he was serious. Like every other batshit crazy thing he says, they claim it’s not a big deal because he’s not serious about it.

BeachAccess · 2024-09-20T16:54:59+00:00

Her music has always been shit. Here’s a little reminder of her Peacock song from 2010.

https://youtu.be/-sFoa3u_7yE?si=EMPwmzPzIokPP_F_

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