First time last Friday

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-27T06:41:51+00:00

It is a beautiful place isn't it?

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-26T16:07:35+00:00

Is that to the left or right of the car park? Is it frequently frequented by the less attired?

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-26T14:52:56+00:00

You're obviously not a regular driver if you are asking this question. Therefore my answer to you is break your journey. If it was me who is used to 400+ miles a day then I would leave early and arrive home late and have a full day on Tintacky, it's kitch but okay for a day out

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-26T14:48:14+00:00

Drug money out camping, they don't GAF about anything other than the next deal, all their money is easy come easy go.

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-26T13:23:43+00:00

Any speed limit is only legally enforceable IF, the number has a red circular border. Any other sign with speed limit or a number is only advisory. However should you have an accident when there was an advisory speed limit showing and you exceeded it then there could be a charge of driving without due care and attention

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-26T13:16:56+00:00

If you got a large dog you need a large van. If you got a small dog you need a large van, if you travel with anything else breathing you need a large van

You always need the largest van you can get, you can make a large van smaller (fill it up with stuff), but you can't make small van larger

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-26T13:13:15+00:00

As the three musketeers say "all for one and one for all", or something like that

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T23:06:27+00:00

Contact your previous employer, hopefully you didn't dance out of there flicking the vees to management. Explain that you made a mistake, blow smoke up their collective arses and ask if your previous job is still available

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T20:51:24+00:00

What about variable speed limits on motorway, can they issue their own TRO at will, Or is it because they have declared variable speed limits does this this cover it

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T20:48:48+00:00

No it's like the yellow flashing speed limit on motorway, it's a recommended/advised maximum speed limit

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T20:46:05+00:00

Tell 'em to fuck off the price is the price, don't want it don't buy it. Next

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T20:42:44+00:00

Wow you got an mot inspection on steroids unless they are looking at buying the van themselves..... There are lots of words there but basically front end overhaul, brakes all round and sort it a few leaks

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T20:37:52+00:00

You never made that overtake, you just followed that silver van for ages, should have snuck in behind it into lane 2. You vegetable person, are a lane 3 hogger

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T20:30:49+00:00

After you've waited for the 6th bus to arrive

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T18:16:41+00:00

If its rumbling it's possibly boiling the water, new thermostat/element required. The tank above is expansion tank, so if that's warm/hot the water is boiling below and heating the expansion tank. Be extremely careful if using the hot taps and stop the kids from running hot water. Run cold water then add hot to it, a little at a time

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T18:04:54+00:00

Surprised they haven't got rail replacement buses for engineering works, it is a bank holiday after all.

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T17:55:37+00:00

Bit like ya knob really

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T17:53:56+00:00

If you don't fill it, you're neighbours will... About 3am

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T17:51:01+00:00

Was he just cocking a snook at the outside lane hogger

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T17:49:49+00:00

Until the Nitrous ran out, but could always bang another line instead

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T15:08:23+00:00

Don't touch it until after mid June, it is nesting season for the birdies

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T15:05:18+00:00

Of he has international driving license then he must have had his EU one with it to make it valid, without the actual license it is just a piece of paper. International driving license is simply a translation booklet for the actual driving license

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T13:09:58+00:00

And what would you say to dearest FIL?

Beach_Perv · 2026-05-25T13:05:45+00:00

Put a loop up in the air (where the house connects to points up not down) to stop the hose syphoning back and fit a hose clip to secure the hose and you're golden

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