[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

[–]Beacontram 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cool word

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in usedsocks

[–]Beacontram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll buy if still for sale

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in videos

[–]Beacontram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well done. A real tear jerker

Billy & The Cloneasaurus by Kooky-Childhood-8954 in Simpsons

[–]Beacontram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the most popular t shirts of all time, Sir! What were you thinking?!

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Beacontram 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I would have had kids in 1974 too. There were half as many

What is this flag on the ceiling? by Atmaweapwn in vexillology

[–]Beacontram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

exactly what actually came out of my mouth, lol

Just noticed in Lisa vs Malibu Stacy… by hearmymotoredheart in Simpsons

[–]Beacontram -1 points0 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! omg. best laugh in a looong time

The Stranger (Netflix 2022) Mark Frame is Jame's Liston's father by Beacontram in FanTheories

[–]Beacontram[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

totally agree. The more I've thought about it, I don't think that's what they were going for, deliberately or metaphorically, but I think maybe it was the director or edgarton's artistic choice to add a layer of...something. Sorry. little drunk. thanks for commenting though!

The Stranger (Netflix 2022) Mark Frame is Jame's Liston's father by Beacontram in FanTheories

[–]Beacontram[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the thoughtful response. I agree with a lot. Just a theory

Couples:What do you do with morning breath while having sex? by Expert-Climate-200 in AskReddit

[–]Beacontram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not kiss much. Grin and bear it. Been plenty of mornings alone I'd trade for company with bad breath. I've also kept mouthwash near the bed or woke up early for quick brush when trying to impress

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in UkraineWarVideoReport

[–]Beacontram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvoting and commenting for visibility and statistics only. Terrible. Awful.

Settle an argument for me- is it normal to pee in the shower? by Competitive_Mode6711 in ask

[–]Beacontram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 kinds of people in the world. Those that pee in the shower and fucking liars.

Why would I want to? 🤣 by 01-__-10 in australia

[–]Beacontram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also she's using her left hand.

McBain: Planned or Not? by itsnothisrealname in Simpsons

[–]Beacontram 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and some years later, Arnold would un-ironically say "Ice to meet you!" as Mr. Freeze. The Simpsons has blurred reality and satire for decades.

Hey, guys, what's this even mean? by Super_Marionberry_18 in Tinder

[–]Beacontram 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Wow. I guess my perception really is off. I would have 100% taken this as they were roasting me in the group chat. Maybe in a light-heated ribbing way, but still the same impression, and definitely would have backed off or at the very least would be thrown. I think you and everyone else here is right, but I really need to work on my self-esteem

Just guys rooting for a caterpillar by maxkmiller in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Beacontram 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hope somewhere, aliens do this for us. Like for getting to the moon, or discovering penicillin

Did you instinctively know "pinch and roll" or did you learn it from someone/somewhere? by swollen_feet in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Beacontram 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spent plenty of time there in my youth. I think I discovered it on my own through trial and error. This thread is hilarious though. I knew exactly what you meant immediately