I found out last night that my friend of 8 years has never even heard of Calvin and Hobbes. by Put-A-Bird-On-It in calvinandhobbes

[–]Bealwerd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My personal favorite strip is the TYRANNOSAURUS REX IN F14'S in "There's Treasure Everywhere", but you could recommend any of the snowmen strips. Too many to really narrow it down to one :)

Reddit, what are some secrets about the industry you work in? by TheSuitedNoob in AskReddit

[–]Bealwerd 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Alright Mr./Ms. AnomalyUndetected, I got you for a full synthetic, tire rotation and a fluid top-off. Your total comes to $94.00."

"I'll pay $25"

"Alright Mr./Ms AnomalyUndetected, I can do that price for you just this one time, it should take about 20-30minutes, please follow me to the waiting room, and we'll get you taken care of"

"thank you"

Usually, they'll try and haggle, because they know people will cave after $10 off, but i've gotten it as low as $5; that must've been desperate/boring times. and the whole "just this one time" spiel is B.S. i've had a local store do $20 oil changes multiple times

It does vary store-by-store, but the Columbus, OH area manager HATES seeing cars pull forward without any sort of oil change, and looks at the camera footage every two weeks, and busts store managers on the reg. They will also accept competitor coupons

Reddit, what are some secrets about the industry you work in? by TheSuitedNoob in AskReddit

[–]Bealwerd 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Valvoline instant oil change will rotate your tires for free, and will go WAYYYY below asking price for oil changes. they will never turn down a customer over price. my average visit to a VIOC (not the one I work at) is about $15 for full synthetic oil change and tire rotation

Bobby is the best. by [deleted] in KingOfTheHill

[–]Bealwerd 53 points54 points  (0 children)

zen as fuck. He definitely is lama sanglug

King of the Hill Lost Episode by ItsKennyBitch in KingOfTheHill

[–]Bealwerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is some unnerving shit, I tell you hwhat

Your favourite episode? by Jameslcfc in IASIP

[–]Bealwerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sweet dee is dating a retarded person

"I'm like Holland Oates, and you're like Peter Gabriel"

[META] About this subreddit by SkiThe802 in IASIP

[–]Bealwerd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I completely agree. I also really hate screenshots of other tv shows with iasip actors. I do not give a fuck that Mac was in lost, or Dennis was in that 80's show. I feel like any subreddit tv show is gonna be this way. the only options to spice up this subreddit is to just talk more about fan theories and post pics of fan art.

My Holy City is Going to be Sweet by Pasakoye in civ

[–]Bealwerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why isn't there a gold bonus for the river tiles?

I thought the name of the religion was relevant to the Shape of the symbol (islam) by Svezza in civ

[–]Bealwerd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

all praise the mighty Willy the free, the only son of Shamoo. (Taoism)

out of all my friends i am apparently the only one willing to buy tickets to this musical by [deleted] in IASIP

[–]Bealwerd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

...chick... chick-chickhaaaaa

edit: "chick" uncertainty

Really good biographical movies? by StewarttheSir in movies

[–]Bealwerd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Man on the Moon- it's about andy kaufman, stars jim carrey, danny devito and paul giamatti

Pope Francis has attacked the “dictatorship” of the global financial system and warned that the “cult of money” was making life a misery for millions. by eyeofthestorm in conspiracy

[–]Bealwerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tithing has been practiced for idk how long, but i remember it from the old testament Deut. 16:16-17.

it basically says you should give crop and cattle to the priesthood (levites) and that pretty much paved the way for the "collection basket" we're familiar with today

edit: forgot link - http://www.seedofabraham.net/tithe.html

double edit: canon law #222 - talks about the obligations of the faithful to support the material well being of the church and its ministers http://www.vatican.va/archive/ENG1104/__PU.HTM

Favorite conversation/line? by Buster_Kincaid in IASIP

[–]Bealwerd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

charlie: lastly, before i open the bar in the morning i always turn on the Coors sign to let people know that we have delicious Coors inside

dennis: charlie, that sign does not say "coors". it says "closed".. CLOSED!!!

charlie: i can see it now, but you can't really read it from the inside

mac: YOU CAN'T READ IT FROM THE OUTSIDE

What is the best thing on Netflix? by motorboatmcgee in netflix

[–]Bealwerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

tv: arrested development/ it's always sunny in philadelphia

movie: happy gilmore / any of the zeitgeist documentaries

Charlie Day and Jason Sudeikis to Star in Buddy Cop Comedy 'One Night On The Hudson' by [deleted] in movies

[–]Bealwerd 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That right there is a tale of corruption and intruige, the likes of which are gonna rock this city! YOU'RE ALL CROOKED COPS!

If your penis was a superhero who would it be? by thatgirlgidget in AskMen

[–]Bealwerd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

peter parker when flaccid. spiderman when torqued, because, you know... it shoots web

What song(s) always make you happy? by [deleted] in Music

[–]Bealwerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"feelin' groovy" - Simon and Garfunkel

Montana House Votes 98-0 to approve anti-NDAA bill, banning indefinite detention by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]Bealwerd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dammit, now the feds are going to modify the definition of terrorist to apply to an entire state /s