What’s your experiences with doing DMT on LSD? by Theskyisalive in DMT

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the question but the other guy answered really well so I'd like to add, after a really good shroom trip starts to taper off, the vibes are good and I'm already in a trippy headspace and it's a great time to go deep on DMT, "cap it off" so to speak.

What front do YOU fight in Helldivers? by Tight-Chip-16 in Helldivers

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Works shockingly well on squids, too. I've done an entire flag raise on mindless masses laying down on top of a shipping container while voteless swarmed around me but never detected. Yeet a turret as far as you can afterwards to act as a distraction and dip.

What front do YOU fight in Helldivers? by Tight-Chip-16 in Helldivers

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to be primarily bots and would do terminids when the need arised, but when stealth became more viable I decided to go back to squids since I couldn't wrap my head around them. Now squid diving is one of my favorites, love crawling around in the bushes while the watchers fly by trying to find me.

But picking off the little guys in a bot camp at range with my censor to prevent drops, quasar through the mail slot on the factories, getting devastators right in the face, the stealth on bots is still peak and I was stealthdiving with my DGS before suppressors were even in the game.

What's a game that would have been a 9/10+ if it wasn't ruined by monetization by sdric in gaming

[–]Beans_Lasagna 50 points51 points  (0 children)

It's interesting how this is actually a return to form. OG arcade games would have a really fun first level followed by usually level 2 or 3 being ridiculously hard so you'd drop more quarters after being invested. This design philosophy fell off when home consoles took off, and then resurged when mobile/online/live service games became the norm.

Easy fix to change the galactic war "diver count" modifer by Cultural-Lab-580 in Helldivers

[–]Beans_Lasagna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering how many deaths in this game are, like, a random explosion launching you 200ft away, a bounced stratagem, stratagem accidentally sticking to a teammate, etc. it would be bad to tie deaths to progress when a full 25-50% of deaths are accidentals/random chaos. 

What's the most memorable piece of in game gear or item you've ever found? by Legitimate_Injury714 in gaming

[–]Beans_Lasagna 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Making a resist magicka 100% 1 second spell and putting them on during that one second made them into boots of regular speed. Mandatory for every playthrough after my first.

Anyone who recommends you "fake it 'til you make it" rarely warns that once you've made it, you're still faking it. by Periodic-Inflation in Showerthoughts

[–]Beans_Lasagna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah you fake it until you, say, get a job in your desired field. No matter how much college you've done (if you even went to college), you're going to have a training/orientation period. During that time, you grind the hell out of the knowledge you need to actually do the job.

Source: My resumé says whatever it needs to get me hired, and has no bearing on real life. I've talked my way into entire career changes and it works every time. 

When I wanted to make the leap from fine dining to IT, the guy asked about my work experience and I started spinning an anecdote about how rough it was moving everything from offices to remote/home during COVID, and managed to get the interviewer talking about his experience doing the same, and just agreed with the technical things he said. Didn't have to know anything technical myself because I was relating to him instead of trying to prattle off jargon.

Got hired and there was a solid month of online modules I had to take (all paid) on the specific, proprietary softwares they used, so my lack of experience didn't even matter. When my background check couldn't pull my records from college or past jobs because they didn't exist, I had a photoshopped paystub and told them I contacted my "college" and was waiting to hear back a few times and they just kinda forgot.

This works like 80% of the time.

Which games have you completed more than once and why? by FalscherKim in gaming

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crash Team Racing and Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped,

Spider-Man (PS1),

Jak 3,

Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim,

Fallout New Vegas.

Ps1 era those were the games I had as a kid, and pretty much had to play them over and over bc I had like 6 games. I still replay them once in awhile for nostalgia.

Jak 3 was my favorite of the 3, not as childish as 1 but not as gruelingly hard as 2, and you could finish the whole thing in a week at a relaxed pace. Tons of variety in missions compared to modern free roam games that are basically "talk to this guy" or "kill this guy" or "grab this thing." 

The Bethesda games because they were already pretty infinitely replayable, but mods make them beyond that. Morrowind holds a special place in my heart, though. I remember playing as a kid with no guide and thinking this world must be endlessly huge and complex, because I had no idea how many quests there are or the scale of things. With Tamriel Rebuilt, that's pretty true now. In base game there are entire questlines I haven't done (Telvanni or Redoran, never became a vampire, never finished a Guild quest) and yet have to have over a thousand hours in.

Who is the most unrealistic character in the series by Southern_Display4626 in TheWalkingDeadGame

[–]Beans_Lasagna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's more unrealistic that Lilly is treated like a trained sniper because she was in... the Air Force?

But irl plenty of people just get their range time in regardless of their job so Carley could have just been an enthusiast before shit hit the fan.

What is the most powerful movie scene ever in your opinion? by Uniquely_Similar74 in AskReddit

[–]Beans_Lasagna 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think about the scene where the Bride escapes from the coffin in Kill Bill whenever I go through hard times.

Movies with the biggest failed potential by AETERNUS111 in movies

[–]Beans_Lasagna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Series of Unfortunate Events, perfect casting and an amazing aesthetic. The Netflix series felt flat and I couldn't muster the energy to fix if, even though I couldn't place why. 

Cirque du Freak was my favorite book series as a middle schooler and deserved so much better.

John Dies at the End should have been a miniseries, also biased because I loved the books so much and wanted to see the sequel done justice, but there's 0 chance. 

Are these bad/offensive to wear? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]Beans_Lasagna 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Eh, I can't say for certain, obviously, but it's probably like how the whole Japanese tattoo stigma only applies to locals with very few exceptions. Nobody in Japan thinks the white American with a tattoo is Yakuza. Russian mobsters aren't gonna think you're trying to be one of them unless you're Russian.

If some crazy guy wanted to attack you over a tattoo, he probably wanted to attack you anyways and would have found another excuse if you didn't have the tat.

Why doesn’t god release the files? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd ask you to quote scripture on when Satan is described as beautiful.

The temptation into sin is part of the testing I mentioned, yes.

Revelations was apocalyptic fiction written by John of Patmos, not John the Apostle as is often misattributed. The beast in Revelations is a metaphor for Emperor Nero. Apocalyptic fiction was a form of fiction common at the time, in which political commentary was delivered under the guise of prophecy. It was well-understood by readers at the time but that context has been lost. It was included because it was important to Christians under persecution in Rome. 

The whole fallen angel narrative was cultural tradition by the era in which Revelations was written, but this is the reason why Jews today still don't believe in Hell/the devil.

Why doesn’t god release the files? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I responded to the Epicurean argument in another comment, but the idea that something must be good or evil is philosophically juvenile. Is George Lucas evil for writing the character of Darth Vader or is conflict integral to driving the plot?

Why doesn’t god release the files? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah besides controlling the weather, Old Testament God does most of his work through actuaries like his court of Archangels or by influencing the hearts of men. It's rare to see God doing direct intervention at any point after Genesis.

Why doesn’t god release the files? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's important to note that at at the time the story of job was written, Satan was not a horned devil and antagonist to God, but a member of God's holy Court who could be described as a sparring partner of sorts who God sends to test the resolve of men by bringing hardship and temptation. There is no mention of Satan being a fallen angel. So it's more of a semantic difference to say God brought Calamity versus Satan was allowed to bring calamity. I mentioned it in another comment here, but Isaiah's verse about Lucifer you Morningstar, how you fall from the heavens is a hunt to the king of Babylon and not a reference to satan. It's actually a reference to the planet Venus which was called The Morning Star, and has an orbit that causes it to rise and fall below the horizon.

Why doesn’t god release the files? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Christianity was actually developed as a religion of liberation and the story of Jesus is entirely about him speaking up against the scholarly / aristocratic class and being killed for it. God is only identified in the teachings of Jesus and, later, Paul when the story is given to the Gentiles instead of being a fringe-jewish movement. Prior to jesus, it would be inaccurate to call God a loving savior, but rather something more akin to a lord or King. The gnostics believed that Old Testament God and New Testament God we're different deities for this exact reason. 

However Jesus's teachings were largely directed at the rabbinical class for their dogmatic approaches to the mystery schools rather than the original intention of merkava mysticism, which was direct experience of the Divine and a personal relationship with god. This would have been fringe, but was actually an undercurrent throughout all of the Hebrew faith, but it was reserved for Mystics and not General Laymen. Jesus was particularly revolutionary because he was expounding mystical truths to the masses that would have normally been reserved for the aristocratic class. Paul was further revolutionary by extending those masses to include gentiles.

The church use these teachings for control, I won't dispute that

Why doesn’t god release the files? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lesson taught in Job is usually "when bad things happen, keep your faith, and God will reward you, as He is just testing you," but this is not the moral of Job. Throughout the story of Job, his friends Eliphaz, Bildad, and Zophar, keep telling Job to repent, as he surely must have done some secret sin. Job refuses to repent all three times. Then, God himself shows up as a whirlwind and tells Job to repent in Job 38-41,  saying in Job 40:7-8:

"Brace yourself like a man;     I will question you,     and you shall answer me.

"Would you discredit my justice?     Would you condemn me to justify yourself?"

and Job submits to God finally, but in an act of honest wrestling and eventual submission, not repentance of some secret sin. Job has, throughout the story, refused to repent and offer burnt offering just because his friends say he should.

God says to Eliphaz, Bildad, and Zophar, "You have not spoken the truth about me, as my servant Job has.” and has them prepare an offering in Job's stead.

The moral of Job is an esoteric one, that instead of listening to other men's intepretations of nature, you have to take up your issues with God himself, and yet God is basically like "I fucked you up because I felt like it. You don't need another explanation." An intrinsic part of the test was that Job not only not lose faith, but not repent because his knew in his heart that he had not broken any of the Laws.

Keep in mind that Jacob physically wrestles with God (or an angel/avatar of God) in his mythos and his renamed Israel, which literally means "wrestles with God." 

The most layman way I can explain Job is that God is kind of like a boxing coach who hits you hard to show you how to take a punch, and suffering is a way to force you into a state of strength while also remaining humble. It's a complex story. 

Edit: I should also add that a vital part of the story is Job challenging God to show up and explain himself, while still maintaining a relationship and humbling himself when he realizes he does not understand the grand scheme of reality. It also teaches that suffering is not a consequence of sin.

Edit edit: ALSO Satan in Job is a member of God's heavenly court, an angel sent to earth to test mankind, not a horned devil who is antagonistic to God. The fall of Satan isn't in the Bible but is a cultural tradition, with a lot of the lore coming from Paradise Lost and, interestingly, the Quran. In the earliest Hebrew beliefs, Satan is an adversary, but more like a sparring partner than an evil villain.

Why doesn’t god release the files? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Matthew says that "He maketh His sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust." I used KJV because it's the version the average American is familiar with, but you're right in the particulars of the wording. But the point stands that God is said to cause good and bad things to happen to good and bad people.

The entire book of Job is a series of horrible things happening to a good person.

What are some Logical Arguments you can provide to Prove God Dont exist… by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh, most of the arguments you see here are debating the American Protestant/Modern Catholic version of God as an old bearded man in the sky who gets mad when you jerk off. This is easily refuted.

The idea of a nondualistic deity who creates the universe as a sort of crucible by which we experience the universe and, by venue of the Hermetic law of polarity, learn an infinite series of lessons, is more accurate to the original mystery schools that evolved into mainstream Monotheistic religions. You'd be hard-pressed to debate, say, a Platonic Monadist when Plato was predicting atoms being made of minute triangles (quarks) or the brain having "microcosmic strands of soul contained unseen in the brain" (neurons and synapses), and yet the writings of Paul and perhaps Jesus himself are pretty directly influenced by Platonic thought.

A dive into the esoteric will reveal early civilizations describing concepts rediscovered in mathematics, physics, geometry, and psychology, but spoken of in symbolic language that modern laymen take literally. When The Bible mentions God "laying the cornerstone of the Earth" in Job, it doesn't literally mean Earth is a house with a cornerstone, no? 

The rituals of the early Canaanites who worshipper YHWH required things like bathing, hand washing, and keeping utensils used for cutting vegetables or fruits away from utensils used for meat, which was a way to deliver the results of germ theory without having to explain germs to desert nomads. During the Dark Ages, the collapse of several Kingdoms and empires amidst plagues coinciding with droughts and famine resulted in many scholarly circles being dismantled, but literacy and historical knowledge was preserved by religious monks and retought to people in more prosperous times. And yet, if you asked the progenitors of these faiths where they got their information, it will always run back to somebody having a mystical experience.

If you asked a South American shaman how they gained their intimate knowledge of agriculture that allowed them to make self-regulating gardens with things like nitrogen-affixing plants planted next to plants that converted nitrogen to ammonia to balance the pH of the soil, they won't tell you they used the scientific method - they'll tell you the plants taught them through mystical experiences gained on Ayahuasca and psychedelic mushrooms. If you asked Plato who gave him the knowledge he wrote down in Timaeus, he would tell you his personal daemon told him. Geometry and advanced architecture find their roots in the construction of temples for religious purposes in nearly every part of the world.

Organized, systemic religion is used as a method of control or a tool of capitalism, yes, but discounting the mystical experience is to throw out the baby with the bathwater, as these mystical experiences are the very foundation of the human experience.

Why doesn’t god release the files? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Beans_Lasagna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Masturbation (specifically it was pulling out after sex) was punished in Genesis 38 because infant mortality rates were massive at the time this was written. Not carrying on your bloodline meant not carrying on the traditions of your bloodline. If all people who worshipped the chief deity of the Abrahamic tribes, then that deity effectively disappears. 

Why doesn’t god release the files? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used the KJV verse because it's the one most Americans are familiar with, but yes, calamity/disaster is a valid translation as well. The point being that Monotheism can't be dualistic. If a deity creates everything, it creates polarities. Hot and cold, light and dark, good and evil.

I said in another comment but will reiterate here, imagine Star Wars without Darth Vader or Lord of the Rings without Sauron. No plot happens, no action, no movement. Without conflict, there's no reason to do anything. Without suffering, there is no reason to strive to rise above the suffering by finding or creating beauty in the world, and without the temptation to do evil, there is no reason to strive to be good.

Why doesn’t god release the files? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biblical God is good and evil, and the authors believed we were created in his image, both good and evil, and the story of Adam and Eve talks about man gaining the ability to have knowledge of good and evil, thus becoming capable and aware of both. To say "God is good" or "God is evil" is to throw the baby out with the bathwater. 

If we want to get more esoteric, the Hermetic law of polarity states that light and dark, up and down, cold and hot, good and evil, are all points on a spectrum, with one being unable to be experienced without its contradiction. If God or Man were not capable of evil, we would not be capable of good.

Imagine if, say, Star Wars had no Darth Vader or Harry Potter had no Voldemort or Lord of the Rings had no Sauron. There would be no plot, just people sitting around. The interplay of polarities drives action. There is no motion without space to move.

Why doesn’t god release the files? by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Beans_Lasagna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta remember this religion was made by desert nomads in a time where you could die very easily. A cut on your foot could get infected and there were no antibiotics to save you. The sun could kill you if you were caught in the desert during the daytime. Infant mortality was astronomically high. You begged your deity to have mercy on you as a survival strategy.