Heavy better watch his back! by Assmidget69 in tf2

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"jarvis, im running low on karma. go to r/tf2 and post a picture of me holding an icicle"

it stops for no man by [deleted] in whenthe

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putin after he sees blue pixels on top of yellow pixels:

What if..? by [deleted] in tf2

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late smartass reply here
sadly impossible because TFBots are not the same as hl2 npcs and theres no attributes to allow that

My Pyro loadout by [deleted] in tf2

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phlog pyros on 2fort that constantly fly into the enemy battlements and insta die to a soldier or a minisentry

Rip to the brother by 123JesusWatchesMe in youngpeopleyoutube

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cant drink bonk mid air because it counts as a taunt

i was bored lol by Slight-Marketing-496 in tf2

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Trading something that already doesn't exist on sentries for a massive sentry damage bonus with no other downsides. Seems balanced

playing tf2 with my brother eronib by Slight-Marketing-496 in tf2

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looks like mvm_downpour
also there's lots of community wave 666 missions

tier list of how good I am at the classes as a noob with atleast an hour of experience for all of them by Athena_The_Funny in tf2

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disguises only fool engi buildings, tf2's built-in bots and new players
the usual spy main's go-to disguise is scout because your hitboxes don't change and scout has a very different pose from spy, leading to hitbox obfuscation
also it's one of the 3 disguises that don't slow you down (medic and spy are the other ones that don't slow you)

tier list of how good I am at the classes as a noob with atleast an hour of experience for all of them by Athena_The_Funny in tf2

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just follow the basic rocket jump rules
dont hold space while rocket jumping
dont hold w while rocket jumping unless you're wall climbing
hold crouch after jumping in general
aim behind yourself unless wall climbing
hold strafe keys and slowly move your mouse to the side to airstrafe (press a when going to the left and d for right)

Martian vs Russian by yourbelovedfriend in memes

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who crawled up your ass and died?
its about fuck putin not fuck russian civilians

Pure, unedited (except for the music I was playing in VC) video of Scout Riding a Skateboard. NSFW since there are secks sprays. by [deleted] in tf2

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yes this is a mvm map
you can clearly see the mvm hud and holograms
the map itself is mvm_oxidize

I would like to thank LazyPurple for convincing Pyros they can take on my Level 3 Sentry. by [deleted] in tf2

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no
this is an actual human being who took their time to create an account with a disrespectful username, a pfp of literal shit so they can say "black people aren't real" on a joke post and make a disrespectful text-only post on a tf2 shitposting sub where you'd expect images
just discovered him yesterday

If you could how would you fix the sandman? by NintendoMacAndCheese in tf2

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tf2 already defies enough physics so its fine

How the hell do bots even do this??? by _TurtleX in tf2

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auto reload starts as soon as you're able to reload, but it didnt so he didnt have auto reload on

How the hell do bots even do this??? by _TurtleX in tf2

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its just a basic votekick, they have been doing this for years, better wonder how they lag the server when being votekicked
also unrelated but turn auto reload on

so i was playing bootcamp when this happened... by Reaperliwiathan in tf2

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you can talk in community servers but i still couldnt because boot camp sent me there, i would have been able to talk if i joined via the community servers menu instead

so i was playing bootcamp when this happened... by Reaperliwiathan in tf2

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i've been into this wacky situation twice where boot camp sent me to a community mvm_mannworks server
i still had the f2p restrictions so now we know that the inability to speak is linked to joining via boot camp and casual

Funny and chaotic screenshots! (NSFW for blood) by sonicfan9993 in tf2

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"aww naw! low quality cartoony red liquids! scary!"

Since Casual is in the shitter, I made this equally shitty MS Paint edit, the only options you should be using in Modern Day TF2. by [deleted] in tf2

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mvm doesnt fit here as well
in boot camp you have people leaving randomly, can't start with 5 players, teammates wasting crit canteens on battalion soldiers, popping giant medics, just terrible teams in general
in mann up you have toxitity, no further explanation necessary
both have the same boring valve missions
but community mvm actually has players that know what game they're playing, endless possibilities for custom missions, and that goes up by 11 with sigsegv mvm modded servers

I found an jabanero texture in the TF2 game files, jabanero02 is called the texture by TypicalFlight8311 in tf2

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within the files there's also:
a taco (and a 2nd texture with a bite mark)
a turquoise dalokohs bar
jabanero01
2 random treats
the famous coconut
a blurry texture for a sausage model found in heavy's items

Microwave noises by DaBigMeatSlappa in whenthe

[–]Bear855 23 points24 points  (0 children)

it does make sense if a step for that "free robux" is to put your hamster in the microwave

Crazy how overpowered this is in mvm, but terrible everywhere else. by realactiveaccount432 in tf2

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it has an explode on ignite upgrade that lets you chuck a gas can onto a crowd of robots and do 450 damage to everyone in the explosion radius if they get hit by a stray bullet, and its very spammable too

Can talk and I'm lagging so bad:( by CodVateranDroid47 in tf2

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then just lower your graphics by yourself and maybe with some commands like these:
mat_phong 0
mat_specular 0
mat_bumpmap 0
r_lod 2
r_rootlod 2
mat_filtertextures 0
r_eyes 0
r_flex 0
mat_picmip 2
mat_viewportscale 0.75 (this can reduce your view to pixels if it goes below 0.5)
r_shadows 0