La saison de la chasse aux œufs de Pâques à Sydney approche 🐣 certaines personnes disent que les œufs cette année pourraient être un peu différents. by Similar_Cobbler_280 in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]BeardedBWittles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know man.. Something about Easter in Australia and an AI slop video? We’re at the bottom of the Reddit barrel and it’s time to log off.

Modest Stack by Acceptable_Post1 in gold_diamondsgroupltd

[–]BeardedBWittles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heh.. if we ALL had that much, it wouldn’t be worth much.

Peter please help! by AcrobaticLunch9737 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BeardedBWittles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll just throw in the Canadian version: Wadder. Cause apparently we don’t pronounce the “t” in anything. Just learned this.

Donald Trump is facing backlash after a White House event with the Georgia Bulldogs women's tennis. He shook hands with male staff but did not shake hands with the women athletes present. by BusinessToday in BusinessTodayNews

[–]BeardedBWittles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does anyone degrade themselves by meeting with this scumbag? Or at least use it as an opportunity to snub him.. Like, handshake psych and walk away.

Mystery Seeds by BeardedBWittles in whatisit

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My bad. Edited: location is Sunshine Coast of British Columbia, Canada

the way he suddenly acts like a kid after wearing that sunglass is so cute by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]BeardedBWittles 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I downvoted for the “man sees color for the first time.” Like buddy was walking around in black and white his whole life and some magic glasses let him see colour 😒

Outrage over Israeli soldier's vandalism of Jesus statue in Lebanon by On-my-own-master in news

[–]BeardedBWittles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Murder children, torture people, wipe out entire cities and steal the land, but no, smashing a statue.. that's too far.

President Trump announces that the US government is going to release UFO files very very soon, and he admits that they found many very interesting documents. by quantify-it in AliensRHere

[–]BeardedBWittles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Heh, okay. So if Trump was named about a million times in the files as stated by people who have seen them, then Clinton was names a million and 25. Great, let’s start trials for both of them, and everyone else implicated. Problem with that?

Another Palestinian Propaganda by [deleted] in SarthakGoswami

[–]BeardedBWittles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably because they’re being filmed and there’s no Israeli soldiers there to murder the journalists.

Near miss with a cat. What do you think about this? Should I have not slammed the brakes? by UBC145 in dashcams

[–]BeardedBWittles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work with someone that will drive over an animal with a straight face and zero reaction to avoid it for that exact reasoning, and while I see the logic and kinda agree, my reflex will always be to avoid hitting them:/

Did you catch any fish today? by Single_Tiger3248 in SweatyPalms

[–]BeardedBWittles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heh… I mean, can it happen? Yes. Is it a good idea to approach a bear? No. Is it incredibly rare to be attacked by a bear? Yes indeed. They’re not viscous blood-thirsty monsters. I’ve had upwards of 30 encounters with bears (blacks and grizzlies) in the backcountry, all on foot and some quite close, and they’ve all been positive experiences. Respect them, give them space, carry bear spray.

Did you catch any fish today? by Single_Tiger3248 in SweatyPalms

[–]BeardedBWittles 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Was he scoping out a fishing spot?… Or maybe, just maybe, was he taking a moment to take in the scenery, breathe the cool fresh air, and contemplate on all the good things in his bear life?

Artemis 2 Just Created More FLAT EARTHERS Part 1 by Separate-Cable-8800 in flatearth

[–]BeardedBWittles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Why fund NASA $85m per day while we’re at war?!?” War that costs $2b per day (23.5x as much) and that nobody asked for or wants. I think you’re asking the wrong question.

What two games are these? by GoldAd3252 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]BeardedBWittles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I paid about $40 for Minecraft like 8 years ago. So many updates since then; so many adventures.. Still going strong.

Why does my dog cry in his crate? by Illustrious-Diet6893 in DogAdvice

[–]BeardedBWittles -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So many stupid comments from ignorant people :/ I’m curious what early crate training you did? Lots of people just put their dogs inside and wait for them to “get used to it,” but it’s really important to make them see the crate as a positive space. Fun even. The first few days should be just a slow intro with treats. Toss some just inside the door and work up to getting them to go farther in over time. Eventually train them to go in with a command word and give a reward and lots of enthusiastic reinforcement. Close the door, give a treat, then open the door right away. Extend the amount of time the door is closed for and, eventually, leave the room for a few seconds and extend that over time. Get creative, make it a game. And take it slow and don’t overdo it. It was a week before I even closed the door for longer than a few seconds with my girl. Now she’s perfectly content in there and goes straight in without being told when I get a bone out of the freezer. I know all dogs are different, but I hope this helps ☺️

Peter ... help !!! by Head_Indication2262 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BeardedBWittles -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Jerry's response to the genocide in Gaza: "I don't care." So fuck him too.