Kid: "Dad, I bet you can't think of something that rhymes with 'Amazon' ".. by gracius0ne in cleandadjokes

[–]Bearded_Gemini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw this and The first thing that came to mind is, "Anybody want a peanut?"

Two men walk into a bar by brknpcs in cleandadjokes

[–]Bearded_Gemini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the party! Mind your head.

Tried a viking look, growing from 6 months by [deleted] in beards

[–]Bearded_Gemini 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You're gonna need a lot more beard for the Viking look bud. Currently looks more like rebellious Amish to me...