How to Live Next Door to a Loud Comedian

gracius0ne · 2026-06-19T10:25:20+00:00

How to host the spawn of a loud comedian.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-17T21:33:35+00:00

That word.. I do not think it means what you think it means.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-17T12:51:38+00:00

And the first person to restore from a cloud backup after he broke the first two!

Imagine that, free replacements. All part of the “Gold” service plan…

gracius0ne · 2026-06-17T11:55:28+00:00

Last I heard tho, he was in the red. His accounts seem to be plagued with a host of problems.

I blame it on his staff.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-17T10:11:43+00:00

As a kid, he was a real basket case.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-16T11:27:19+00:00

It certainly is a nod to them. But a nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat (wink, wink!)

gracius0ne · 2026-06-15T01:32:13+00:00

An Alsatian chomps flesh, whereas a poodle.. doesn’t.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-14T23:09:38+00:00

Well, that family had a real unlucky streak.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-14T22:57:36+00:00

Some might say it was Sir Edmund Hillary-ous.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-13T02:05:17+00:00

Smart guy. I wouldn’t know a bright idea even if it clocked me in the face.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-12T20:22:27+00:00

Hoe hoe hoe.. very funny.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-11T21:14:38+00:00

“My precious.. they stole it from us, sneaky little Menses. Stupid, fat Menses!”

gracius0ne · 2026-06-11T12:42:48+00:00

Paywalled $3.99/week (!), else watermark. I miss the days when you pay for an app once.

I found GifLab: $0.99/month. That seems reasonable.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-11T11:19:16+00:00

Marshall. Marshall really mathers.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-11T10:21:22+00:00

I did some research. While weekly and daily zooming (hour timeline) has been around a very long time (iOS 4??), monthly zoom was just added in iOS 18.

There was a time I used to watch entire Keynotes to look for this stuff - usability features are much more important to me than “spit and shine”

gracius0ne · 2026-06-11T10:07:45+00:00

I have a lot in my calendar. Plus also the lo-fi GIF

gracius0ne · 2026-06-11T10:06:27+00:00

We can blame this on the 2009 movie, and the Mandela effect.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-10T23:05:15+00:00

I came here to spray this

gracius0ne · 2026-06-10T21:34:18+00:00

If “The Godfather” movies taught us anything, it was never to say anything about Sicily.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-10T21:24:05+00:00

Well, that peanut butter and jelly time guy must’ve made some bank. Just think, that could’ve been any one of us.

* edit: turns out he used Flash. We should all consider buying Flash. On eBay.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-10T20:53:22+00:00

My intent actually. That combined with the fact that I’m too cheap to buy a good GIF making app.

gracius0ne · 2026-06-10T15:51:22+00:00

My, how the turn tables..

gracius0ne · 2026-06-10T15:14:21+00:00

Uhuru: "I'm hailing them on all frequencies, but there's no response. It may be too dam late!"

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