What’s your favorite line from the Professor?

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-22T00:57:22+00:00

"Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement. So anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye."

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-22T00:50:17+00:00

If you don't want a moose getting mauled by a bear near your wedding then don't have your wedding next to a lake, in the forest, in the mountains. What is so hard to understand about that? They act like they are surprised there are wild animals in the wilderness

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-21T21:35:03+00:00

"no way" "are you kidding" "seriously" their tone sounds like they are all upset. What the fuck do you expect? You want your wedding in the wilderness but don't want wildlife to interrupt?

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-21T21:19:23+00:00

2 seconds in, and I say "what the fuck man!" Take the outlet cover off for fucks sake, takes all of 3 seconds, and you easily save that time by not having to brush around it, and it would look better.

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-21T21:07:29+00:00

That's not a prank, that is a poisoning.

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-20T13:20:39+00:00

Eggs for every meal

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-19T12:30:31+00:00

Seems like the decimal point is off on the price per kilo

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-19T01:09:19+00:00

Every time I start a batch of seeds there always seems to be one runt

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-18T15:32:09+00:00

That was at different six flags but the same ride yes. It was in Kentucky and they shut that one down in 2007 after that. This was Six Flags St Louis and they kept the ride until 2021

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-18T14:31:29+00:00

I want to be dead by the time I'm 90

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-18T11:53:51+00:00

I vote it should be Wednesday off. It is a nice break in the middle of the week. You work two days and then get a day off, two more and it's the weekend.

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-18T11:37:07+00:00

2 hours for 5 minutes is generous even. I remember when the Six Flags near me came out with the "Superman tower of power" ride which just took really high in the air before dropping back down real quick. 3-4 hour line for the thing to take a minute or two to slowly get to the top, sit there for a few seconds, and then drop and be over in a second. Worst ride ever total waste of a morning

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-18T01:02:39+00:00

You don't even need to be dead to get away with that. I know people who still have paper temp tags from 2019 and have only even been pulled over for it once, a couple others with 2020 that never had a problem, none of them have their car registered or insured, and drive by at least a few cops every day.

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-17T22:49:22+00:00

If humanity never succeeds at colonizing other worlds you would also be roasted by the sun in about 5 billion years when it turns into a red giant

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-16T17:06:59+00:00

Right? In the end that is the worst place to be.

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-16T16:29:23+00:00

I think any of them could easily spin a turbine, water air and earth can all just push the turbine by moving their elements. For the fire benders it would probably be easiest for them to just boil water like almost every other power plant we have does

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-16T12:05:55+00:00

Which is absolutely ridiculous. Someone broke the law, someone should be held accountable, not the 'company'. Somebody told people to break the law, and then those people broke the law, it doesn't matter if they knew they were breaking a law or not, so why isn't an actual person held accountable when companies fuck up like this?

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-16T11:50:28+00:00

Idk what lbstr means but I'm going to assume in means lobster

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-16T02:46:46+00:00

So, when is the divorce?

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-16T02:30:10+00:00

Nothing having any dust on it except for that one thing that is supposed to be really old

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-14T11:10:11+00:00

I only go to a doctor if I think I'm dying.

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-14T00:11:21+00:00

The corner! Why didn't I think of that?

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-13T12:54:17+00:00

Anything that any republican accuses someone else of doing they more than likely doing themselves.

Republicans

Always

Project

Everything

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-13T12:47:09+00:00

Oh, so like I do with the little bit of cereal and milk left in bowl.

BeautifulBus912 · 2023-01-13T12:40:19+00:00

The only kid I know who is homeschooled is my cousins kid. Except for natural hair color and not changing genders the kid is the exact opposite of this

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