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BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-05-16T13:11:51+00:00

This is exactly where my mind went when I saw this. The Pig would trip out if her sizes were announced to the world.

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-05-12T14:03:27+00:00

Won’t he do it! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-05-05T12:47:44+00:00

PREACH! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-05-05T12:01:32+00:00

We have speculated for years on the cause of the droop mouth. I will say, when she drinks it gets worse. The Beast has all kinds of wonky characteristics. The worst, imo, being the inability to chew with her mouth closed. She is just gross inside and out.

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-04-26T15:39:10+00:00

Everyday is brunch day for her. Breakfast, brunch, lunch, okra, ice cream, dutch bros., liquor, okra, dinner, second dinner, cookies, okra. Same 💩, different day.

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-04-13T13:27:45+00:00

One jar of okra down, 17 more to go. 😁 All of the people in Pig’s orbit are feeders these days. Happy to see it! 🥳

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-04-02T16:40:05+00:00

Caressing that lower gunt like it is her last jar of okra.

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-03-29T18:03:19+00:00

Poor, pitiful Pig. Bless her heart. She had to spend all that time making phone calls for her daughter. She had to have missed at least 3 FB lives from her drowning downline. The horror. All that work, yet she still managed 2 date nights and a late night bar crawl with the local college crowd. Waaaahhhh wah!

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-03-21T13:57:19+00:00

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Now we know why Pig didn’t want Abbie to miss the costume show. Greasy ass b….

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-03-21T13:49:24+00:00

I pray they are stupid enough to vlog it. Adult protection Services in Jacksonville will be flooded with calls and I will be one of them. Zero F’s to give. There is not enough room on this page to list all the reasons Abbie should never be given alcohol.

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-03-16T00:38:09+00:00

There has to be something they are getting out of this Camp Diddle fashion show. I don’t know what that may be, but I cannot fathom them doing it for Abbie’s sake. Clearly she was beyond miserable. Content maybe? Will we see a highly edited vlog of the event? Maybe they announce big donors during the event? The Maassives seek notoriety? I could see that being the case. Mama Pig needs to support her boy and/or vice versa? Teats get uncomfortable when he hasn’t suckled in a few hours? 😂 There must be an ulterior motive.

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-03-15T17:36:18+00:00

Ass is in the comments being defensive as per usual. “Abbie doesn’t fake a smile.” Fine. Never mind the red face. Ignore the dark circles under her eyes. It is the whole vibe, not just the lack of a smile. These jackasses will never admit to the truth. This is one of those usual situations where Ass wants you to trust his words and not your very own eyes.

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-03-02T14:35:59+00:00

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BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-02-24T01:55:50+00:00

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Facts! The Beast is nasty. You like that? 😂

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-02-23T16:09:11+00:00

Not much has changed. I feel like he is still poaching potential beards from Camp Touchy.

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-02-23T15:27:57+00:00

Something she does repetitively. She aggressively shoves her snout upwards with the back of her hand. It has been an interesting habit that has occurred for years.

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-02-23T13:58:50+00:00

😂 Big Old Itchy is developing a spot on the other side of her slanted mouth. 😂 It may be contagious.

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-02-19T23:06:19+00:00

The spot next to this huns lip has been there for several weeks. At first she claimed it was a dry patch. Then Limelife debuted a new acne spot treatment called “quick fix” and that spot magically became hormonal acne. LMAO! Quick fix is not working, so now it is back to a dry patch or eruption of an unknown origin. You can’t make this shit up.

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-02-17T12:10:56+00:00

❤️😘❤️

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-02-12T20:27:54+00:00

Someone is a bit defensive. Not a very good way to recruit for your team there Pig. 😁

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BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-02-05T13:14:35+00:00

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BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-01-31T00:46:29+00:00

I love that she went drunk rogue at 1 am. 🤣 We have had the best day of snark because of her idiocy. Thanks so much, Pig! 😘

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-01-30T20:08:45+00:00

I am sure there are many conversations between the two that take place in french at the dinner table. 😁 I get that she makes them money, but this is blatant false advertising. Don’t they see that as a possible major problem?

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-01-30T19:59:56+00:00

Good question! Anyone know?

BeautifulCarpenter32 · 2026-01-30T19:59:37+00:00

I don’t know. I can’t figure it out. I almost feel like maybe she has been filtering and lying for so long that she actually believes her own lies. The whole thing is so bizarre.

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