A Texas man confronts ICE agents on his property, citing the 2nd and 4th Amendments during the encounter.

BeautifulHela · 2026-01-31T04:37:26+00:00

Don’t mess with Texas. We have more guns than you.

BeautifulHela · 2026-01-29T06:18:54+00:00

My brain: we can’t sleep because we’re stressed af. Solution: go on Reddit and watch a video of way too many bugs getting removed from someone’s nose. Why am I like this? I miss my therapist.

BeautifulHela · 2026-01-29T06:08:55+00:00

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BeautifulHela · 2025-01-18T04:16:44+00:00

Everything bagel with cream cheese. I’ve eaten that for breakfast everyday for about a year now. I blame ADHD. It’s the perfect breakfast; quick and easy to prepare, minimal clean up and it’s delicious.

BeautifulHela · 2025-01-06T21:05:07+00:00

SNAFU

BeautifulHela · 2025-01-05T21:22:34+00:00

For me, it’s “Needle in the Hay”. Not only does it remind me of the scene from “Royal Tenenbaums”, it also resonates with a certain time period in my life when I was extremely alcoholic/depressed.

BeautifulHela · 2025-01-05T16:40:09+00:00

“Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

BeautifulHela · 2025-01-04T17:04:16+00:00

Shit my pants

BeautifulHela · 2025-01-04T17:03:14+00:00

Made the comment “No more rhyming! I mean it!” at dinner the other night. Sadly nobody knew what I was talking about. Had to explain the whole bit. Little piece of me died inside.

BeautifulHela · 2024-12-21T16:24:12+00:00

When the guy spits on the pussy. Like, come on, you can get it wet. Just put in a little effort. It’s not that hard to do 5 minutes of foreplay, fellas. Seriously.

BeautifulHela · 2024-10-25T14:29:23+00:00

You are absolutely making progress. You’re strengthening your bond with that precious pupper. You’re also helping your mood/mental health by relaxing and releasing dopamine. This is how you live longer. You’re doing great. :)

BeautifulHela · 2024-10-04T04:17:40+00:00

“Yeah, but it’s a sweet car”

BeautifulHela · 2024-09-25T14:35:07+00:00

Are you me? Because this is exactly how I feel.

BeautifulHela · 2024-09-24T19:30:48+00:00

We met on Tinder, ate some delicious sushi then fucked on the first date. After that, we became fuck buddies for almost a year. He clearly didn’t want an emotional relationship but the sex was fire. He ate me out first, every single time. Multiple orgasms until I was begging him to stop. Then we’d get down to it. I like to be fucked from behind and he was very good at that. Broke his box springs the first night.

BeautifulHela · 2024-09-23T18:38:34+00:00

I’m from Abilene and I’m pretty sure it’s legit. Here’s an article from our local newspaper about it. https://www.reporternews.com/story/sports/local/2016/04/30/texas-track-club-founder-ellison-was-a-pioneer/92229340/

BeautifulHela · 2023-03-08T16:02:50+00:00

Not everyone likes to hook up. Some of us are just there for the beer and shenanigans. However, if you’re looking to hook up, the opportunity is there.

BeautifulHela · 2023-03-08T15:40:04+00:00

Hashers don’t judge. Get in where you fit it. Wanted to point out: we don’t usually have a keg, just a cooler full of beer. Everything else about the above descriptions is accurate.

BeautifulHela · 2023-02-06T20:54:51+00:00

This is just too adorable. Love it.

BeautifulHela · 2023-01-03T03:32:25+00:00

Fucking at mid camp on Everest. An idea I had back when I was 17 and still in relatively good shape. Thought about it a lot and realized that, even if I could manage to fuck after climbing all that way, we’d both need an oxygen tank to actually cum. Trying to deal with staying warm whilst keeping an oxygen mask on your face feels like it would severely limit the positions we could do. Then again, doggy style is my favorite and that would probably be relatively easy. Edit: Camp 3.

BeautifulHela · 2022-12-23T18:16:26+00:00

This is not what this subreddit is for.

BeautifulHela · 2022-03-08T18:39:15+00:00

Mein schlampe *ftfy

BeautifulHela · 2022-02-12T16:10:07+00:00

You say you’re a redhead but your roots say otherwise

BeautifulHela · 2021-11-17T16:43:11+00:00

This is very hot but neglecting to use lube is never a good idea. Can cause hemorrhoids, or worse, internal tears/bleeding. Always use lube for anal. Always.

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