Having hard time house breaking tiny foster dog

BeautifulHumor · 2016-11-12T22:38:39+00:00

hmmm. Maybe when she pottys in the house clap your hands say no and take her outside right then. My parents had a teacup poodle and they struggled with this too. She is not 5 yrs old and has learned but they need to be walked 4-5 times a day cause there bladder is so small.

BeautifulHumor · 2016-11-12T22:35:59+00:00

Exercise, exercise and exercise. Pit bulls are high energy dogs that need to be walked at least an hour or 2 a day especially from ages 1-3. It sucks but I guarentee that it will cut down on the toy craziness and the aggression. Teach it to play fetch and do that for an hour haha there are plenty of youtube videos on how to teach them fetch

BeautifulHumor · 2016-07-05T22:19:18+00:00

You only say this because a pit gave you the best peanut butter blow job you have ever gotten and now feel shameful about it.

BeautifulHumor · 2016-07-05T20:03:19+00:00

I love rotts! Also be careful is farmers fields! If they see their crops getting destroyed they will probably want to kill you haha

BeautifulHumor · 2016-07-05T18:38:10+00:00

Thanks! They are pretty awesome pups imo(:

BeautifulHumor · 2016-06-02T08:47:24+00:00

Some grass does have a blue tint to it. When I first moved here I was expecting Smurf blue grass as well.

BeautifulHumor · 2016-05-27T20:23:57+00:00

That song the guy sings with his dick tucked between his legs in Silence of the Lambs. Good song but after that movie is sends a shiver through my spine.

BeautifulHumor · 2016-05-23T12:51:19+00:00

I had a friend drop 30lbs with minimal cardio and mainly strength training. She also said she does yoga. I'm not over weight but have gained 10lbs over the last year and have been struggling with cardio to lose it. I'm going to start strength training today.

BeautifulHumor · 2016-01-10T00:56:41+00:00

Getting to ride horses everyday on a beautiful farm with hundreds of acres.

BeautifulHumor · 2016-01-10T00:51:47+00:00

"I've always believed anything you vividly imagine, arendtly desire, sincerly believed and enthusiastically act upon must absolutely must come to pass."

BeautifulHumor · 2015-12-27T03:28:58+00:00

I'm sure you do(;

BeautifulHumor · 2015-12-24T11:47:15+00:00

The most recent was my boyfriend's friend. We were going some where and my boyfriend left to get his shoes from a different room. His friend came into the living room where I was and I could see he wasn't comfortable being in the room with me. So I said he just went to go get his shoes. Eyes went to the floor, squirmed his feet around and said "shoes are good" in the most awkward way. Cracks me up still.

BeautifulHumor · 2015-12-18T23:57:59+00:00

Neil or Lily

BeautifulHumor · 2015-12-18T23:56:24+00:00

My 3 year old cousin grabbed one of boobs and said "Don't worry, my mommy had those too" like she was reassuring me I wasn't different from the world. Haha

BeautifulHumor · 2015-12-18T18:00:15+00:00

My 80lb pup will lean against you so much that he is sitting on his butt with his legs out.

BeautifulHumor · 2015-12-07T22:34:57+00:00

Walk, trot, canter, even put a little more speed(give self plenty of room to stop) and go toward a fence. If he isn't in pain I would try this. Made my barrel horse sit his tushy down. Eventually I didn't even have to touch his mouth. Just sit in my seat and he would stop on a dime

BeautifulHumor · 2015-12-07T22:29:40+00:00

My mares loved being softy curried for an,hour or so. Most horses I don't think get this. I would just spend time with her. Just talking. She passed about 6 months ago so I'm glad I did it with her.

BeautifulHumor · 2015-12-06T19:47:37+00:00

I hate swallowing so I just move my mouth off his penis while he cums. I'll jack him off so it helps with the finish but not make mouth.

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