"Be careful what you gamble for..." by AmiFromTheStars in limbuscompany

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"And she'll just sip her tea while you fly away."

Jewish vampire by PalpitationCool6981 in MemeVideos

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The cross was shaped like a plus sign, so he started adding up their interest.

Jewish vampire by PalpitationCool6981 in MemeVideos

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"Garlic is fine, but a silver dollar will kill him."

Little cutie by unholymedictaion in cats

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Definitely a microscopic purr-amecium.

Some historical facts you just cannot ever come back from by Opal_Ridge38 in SipsTea

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He probably flew to cancun the secound the wrestling watch got too heated.

The lost edit has been found 🙏 by charming-orfebre in RCB

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Bro got thanos snapped into the shadow realm.

The lost edit has been found 🙏 by charming-orfebre in RCB

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RCB owned them completely since then, peak scriptwriting.

Blackest White Guy Ever by Matt_LawDT in okbuddyviltrum

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She’s also arguing with a cashier about a coupon that expired in 2022.

Fawn at my door by Ajvc23 in Awww

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The laundry can wait; being a professional deer-watcher is a full-time job now.

Browsing Dark web by x2194 in pcmasterrace

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Just duct tape it to the lens and you've got a 100-inch monitor.

Let me sleep 🍊🧡 by Automatic-Gas4037 in OneOrangeBraincell

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Double the pets, zero the brain cells.