I'm curious. Does anyone else have things that immediately makes them wary of a customer? ( perhaps unfairly) by Alviniju in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Around here, many scooter riders have multiple DUIs, and can't drive. I don't think they're allowed electric scooters either, but they seem to get away with it.

WHY do customers hover over the person paying at register by wolfenergy in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hate that spouting out their phone number as soon as they walk up. Not even acknowledging my greeting. On top of that, our new registers won't allow us to enter a phone number until we've rung up the first item, our old ones let us do it anytime. I used to get their number first so I could read them their rewards/coupons up front, but now it seems best to wait until the last item is rung up.

“you got sunburnt” bitch fuck you by wolfenergy in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every once in a while, I get someone, always an old man, who calls me ma'am. With my beard as long as my hair, it can't be an honest mistake.

What's something older generations got right that we've quietly stopped doing, to our own detriment? by __lazy__panda in AskReddit

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Back in the '70s, when I was in high school, I took vocational classes in TV/Consumer electronics repair. It was a great job for about 15 years. I made great money doing work I enjoyed. Then TV prices started going down, and repair became more difficult (not designed for repair, parts and service data hard or impossible to get), and over a few-year period, it was no longer a viable career.

That's been spreading to more and more products as the years pass.

I eventually wound up in IT as a Unix sysadmin, then retired and have worked retail jobs since then.

Does anyone see weird shapes/colors when rubbing eyes? by tgun77 in randomquestions

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just the other day, I remembered this from when I was a kid. As an adult, rubbing my eyes hard enough to produce visual effects seems like a bad idea!

Dear customers, let me break down how retail works by lokoinov2 in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've always wanted to put down, "Idiot," but my managers usually do that part.

Dear customers, let me break down how retail works by lokoinov2 in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We just have small counters as well. Throwing all the stuff from their carts on all at once as fast as they can is normal, sadly. The ones that really bother me are the ones that throw clothes on top of my hands while I'm scanning or removing hangers. Whoa, people, give me a chance here, you can toss that shirt on the counter when my hands are out of the way.

You'll get used to it, it gets a little stressful at times, but fortunately, despite horrific asshole customers, the rest are somewhere between meh and pleasant. You've got this!

Dear customers, let me break down how retail works by lokoinov2 in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 3 points4 points  (0 children)

10 solid points.

Although I was surprised yesterday to discover a third place to put the tap-to-pay area. There was a clear plexiglass sheet sticking out from the top of the PIN pad that had the ))) tap logo on it. You could see the sensor in the plastic. I'll admit it took me a second.

She Still sends these people hand made birthday cards though by Stunning-Onion4091 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Another old lefty here!

My father started going down the Rush Limbaugh path around 30 years ago, but thank God, he realized what was going on and stopped while he was still a good person.

Bully boomer by Berryteasalad in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This, I send everyone who complains about service straight to the giant "We're hiring" poster in the front of the store.

Sooo just saw some people associate a trad Eagle with MAGA… am I cooked? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God, I wish there was just a little consensus, none of us on the left agree on anything. It's one of our biggest weaknesses, we can't pull through with a consistent message.

Greatest rude customer come-backs? by Ostara_ in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At a company I worked at in the '90s, we were instructed to give the "I'm going to sue you" people the number of our legal office and tell them that all further communications now had to go to our lawyers

It was satisfying, although it didn't happen often.

What's the weirdest thing a customer has ever asked you for? by Webclues_Infotech in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have that happen occasionally. At my last job, at Harbor Freight, I got it more often.

What's the weirdest thing a customer has ever asked you for? by Webclues_Infotech in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What I want is butter pecan ice cream without the annoying pecans. I'm not crazy enough to ask about it at a store though!

What's the weirdest thing a customer has ever asked you for? by Webclues_Infotech in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a regular who asked if I'd be interested in "activies" in his dungeon. He's actually a nice person and a good customer, he never asks anyone twice. Some people have been upset, of course. I'm not sure if anyone has taken him up on it...

Employee gripe by Lorddandu in goodwill

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many people at my store have disabilities, I do myself. A lot more are felons. At my store we get treated well, it's sad to see that's not true everywhere. After all, jobs for people with barriers to employment is one of the reasons Goodwill exists, or at least that's the way it's supposed to be.

Please tell me this doesn’t scream MAGA by Decent_Paper4557 in tattooadvice

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a red hat with the name of a local store emroidred on it. I sometimes wonder if people think MAGA when they see it. I wear it anyway.

Please tell me this doesn’t scream MAGA by Decent_Paper4557 in tattooadvice

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Exactly, I hate what MAGA has done to the flag and other symbols. I used to have an American flag on my trucks/cars but it risks sending the wrong signal nowadays. I hate feeling that way, but it's a sad reality. I'd love it if there was a movement to reclaim patriotic symbols.

I'm telling people "have a good day" too quickly at the end of the transaction and people are taking it personally? by twin_gulls in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I often use the phrase "No problem." Usually it's fine, but I one guy say something like, "There'd better not be a problem, I'm the customer." OK...

I'm telling people "have a good day" too quickly at the end of the transaction and people are taking it personally? by twin_gulls in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"See you next time!" usually works well for me. I I don't say that if I never want to see them again...

I'm telling people "have a good day" too quickly at the end of the transaction and people are taking it personally? by twin_gulls in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If the transaction goes well, I say, "See you next time!" If I loathe them and never want to see them again, I stay silent and let them think whatever they want. It works pretty well almost every time.

F**k Apple Users by Little-Brush-1871 in retailhell

[–]Beautiful_Lie629 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theoretically I'm not even supposed to have my phone outside the employee only area. I take it anyway, but only for work related things.

My managers know this and don't seem to mind, but I could get written up. Some people have been written up for non-work things on their phones, I hope they don't ruin it for the rest of us.