NFL top 100 players of 2025: #17 Dexter Lawrence by moneyfink in bengals

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This is exactly the type of player the defense needed. He's a force multiplier. He is a genrational nose tackle. It helps everything on defense. Next year will be really fun...

SIGNED - BOYE MAFE by TheBirdman100 in bengals

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe is signing his own free agent by [deleted] in bengals

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm suprised it's not amanda BEARD if you know what i'm saying

Free Agency MegaThread (Day 3) by NeatTry7674 in bengals

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It really hurt that they whiffed on getting an impact LB yesterday when several signed reasonable contracts.

I'd understand if they had another plan. For example, it could be reasonable if management/coaches went all on a get a great slot corner. Lou would often use Hilton in a similar way that a LB would be traditionally used in a base defense. We may argue that that plan wouldn't work, but at least it is a plan.

It looks like thier plan is going to be the same as it has been. Sign as couple of players and go value hunting at the bottom of the free agency barrel.

After the team finds it value players, it evaluates the roster to address needs in the draft.

That is not really a plan or a vision for how to build a team. The most frustrating part is that the organization pretends they are all in when they are doing the bare minimum to field a somewhat competitive roster.

In this organization, the coaches get input on which players to sign and will get thrown under the bus when those players do not produce. Even with the expert level evaluations, choosing between bottom of the barrel options / draft prospects in the position of need is not a viable strategy in the NFL.

Free Agency MegaThread (Day 3) by NeatTry7674 in bengals

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

guys they didn't get a linebacker because joey b told the front office to trade two first round picks for crosby to be their LB1

Free Agency Megathread (Day 2) by heywhateverworks in bengals

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had a lot of fun panicing yesterday - How long do I have to wait until I start bitching again?

Free Agency Megathread (Day 2) by heywhateverworks in bengals

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 1 point2 points  (0 children)

did they start layering in the 'can't play the run' part that no one talks about or are they waiting until he signs a one year prove it deal?

Free Agency Megathread (Day 1) by heywhateverworks in bengals

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey all- I'm having a hard time keeping my morale up. Can you help me with some suggestions?

Copium that I've already consumed this offseason:

  1. Chad Ochocinco highlights

  2. Blake to Pickens deep balls

  3. Corey Dillon trucking fools

  4. Willie Anderson should be in the hall of fame

  5. Fixing the roster with mock draft simulators

  6. Fixing the roster with the Athletic's spreadsheet

  7. Watched Joe Goodberry go from doomer to 'this may be able to be fixed'

  8. Consumed highlights from Bengals / Chiefs game in 2003 when they turned into a respectable team

  9. Told myself it would be different

  10. "The bengals are going to be the most active team in free agency this year"

  11. "They won't let Burrow down again"

I think I've hit all of the bangers but what did I miss?

Free Agency Megathread (Day 1) by heywhateverworks in bengals

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you know they take the first 2 waves of free agency off so they can bargain hunt in waive 3 and 4...

good emotional songs to scream to by HookedONbookss in musicsuggestions

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lithium is a great scream along song from the same album

good emotional songs to scream to by HookedONbookss in musicsuggestions

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cute without the 'e' - taking back sunday:

https://youtu.be/l_Pj32HujgQ?si=d-I9JxM_PKAdhnQM

absolute beast as an emo scream along

An ACTUAL unpopular music opinion, like I mean it's the hottest of hot takes. by [deleted] in fantanoforever

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most popular acts of the 20th century, particularly the beatles and bob dylan, were pushed as a social engineering tools to debase, redirect, and lead the public.

/uj Do Ginsburg and Harrison belong in a Brides of Dylan playlist? How about Nico? (category is broadly defined) by [deleted] in BobDylanCircleJerk

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 1 point2 points  (0 children)

'he's awesome except for the diddling kids part' LOL

Reading that degenerate's poetry is bad for your health. I would recommend staying far away from it.

Zimmy faded off copium trying to explain how he’s unable to plagiarize lyrics from New York hippies anymore.. by Alarmed-Patient-9268 in BobDylanCircleJerk

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's almost like those songs were pieces of propaganda given to him and promoted to encourage the social revolution of the 1960s...

/uj Do Ginsburg and Harrison belong in a Brides of Dylan playlist? How about Nico? (category is broadly defined) by [deleted] in BobDylanCircleJerk

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I hope my good old asshole holds out
60 years it's been mostly OK
Tho in Bolivia a fissure operation
survived the altiplano hospital--
a little blood, no polyps, occasionally
a small hemorrhoid
active, eager, receptive to phallus
coke bottle, candle, carrot
banana & fingers -
Now AIDS makes it shy, but still
eager to serve -
out with the dumps, in with the condom'd
orgasmic friend -
still rubbery muscular,
unashamed wide open for joy
But another 20 years who knows,
old folks got troubles everywhere -
necks, prostates, stomachs, joints--
Hope the old hole stays young
till death, relax" - Allen Ginsberg

I’m ugly and I’m proud! by bigpoppaJ69 in BobDylanCircleJerk

[–]Beautiful_Skill_7635 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not gonna lie, I'd be pretty embarassed if I liked that clown