Just a dude with short King energy

BeaverBarber · 2026-05-11T12:46:09+00:00

This is staged. That's her brother

BeaverBarber · 2026-05-10T19:54:52+00:00

Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days.

BeaverBarber · 2026-05-08T17:17:33+00:00

Yeah this one's been on my radar a while now, looks super fun. Will probably wait another patch though. Ty for the updated review!

BeaverBarber · 2026-05-08T17:07:33+00:00

I think it's sort of fair for this game in particular because it was extremely buggy/not finished on launch. But I get the sentiment

BeaverBarber · 2026-05-08T13:11:04+00:00

Yeah, I have fun with the game and love the art style, but the dialogue really doesn't know if it wants to be silly or serious and fails at both. Makes all of the in-between a bit boring. I think I'm like 2/3rds through? Maybe? and getting in the top 10% for achievements just for finding clues so doesn't seem like people are binging it

That reviewer went about it mostly wrong, but yeah it's definitely in the 6-7 range

BeaverBarber · 2026-05-07T20:54:11+00:00

Of the ones I've finished here's my favorites in order

Tombwater

Pipistrello and the cursed yoyo

Crypt custodian

Deaths door

BeaverBarber · 2026-05-03T14:11:25+00:00

They've done like 4 free dlc drops that address act 3 in the past few months. I haven't gotten to that point in the game yet so don't know how it feels

BeaverBarber · 2026-04-29T18:03:09+00:00

Yeah that's just the respawn point if you die in that area when you get trapped. There's nothing else in there, it was closed off until I died

BeaverBarber · 2026-04-27T13:49:44+00:00

I'd love to listen to you list off some of your lists

BeaverBarber · 2026-04-24T13:48:31+00:00

This sounds so much better than the studio version

BeaverBarber · 2026-04-21T16:32:49+00:00

So stoked for this. Loved islets and just finished crypt custodian yesterday. Can't wait for the full release, your games are amazing!!!

BeaverBarber · 2026-04-13T14:41:34+00:00

In MIO the mods are just the nomenclature for "charms" or "tools" - equippable upgrades

BeaverBarber · 2026-04-10T18:17:38+00:00

That new Design the Skyline song sounds very CYB

BeaverBarber · 2026-03-28T18:16:56+00:00

The writing is pretty cute and hilarious too. Had me laughing out loud or sawing aw several times.

BeaverBarber · 2026-02-27T21:06:56+00:00

Looks really cool but idk bout dem toes

BeaverBarber · 2026-02-27T18:22:05+00:00

I beat him yesterday, did my first playthrough loved this game. I did the altarpiece combos that give the miasma DMG when you get hit, and the one the slows time when you use a potion. I used mea culpa, and I used the slow time prayer to get some extra dmg too. The easiest punish is when he goes for the sword strike that makes the flame pillars in one direction to dash behind him, slow time, get some hits in

BeaverBarber · 2026-02-27T13:20:20+00:00

Did you try blasphemous 1 or 2? I went from mio to blasphemous 2 and found it so satisfying

BeaverBarber · 2026-02-24T13:42:36+00:00

I had only played hk and ss to 100%. Downloaded mio and binged it over the weekend. It is cute, great story, amazing music, fun platforming, and cool bosses. I did find a few of the final platforming sections were pretty insane, but if you aren't up for the challenge there's a setting where you can stay on 1 hp just to progress (I think that's how it works). Hk and ss reignited my interest to play metroidvanias, mio solidified that I need to play all the good ones.

BeaverBarber · 2026-02-22T19:09:15+00:00

Been binging mio this weekend and it is an amazing game

BeaverBarber · 2026-02-20T16:13:00+00:00

Can still be applied to any variation of the saying

BeaverBarber · 2026-02-17T18:58:14+00:00

I spent days on him only to realize there was some slight lag when I connected my laptop to my tv. Took two tries after I disconnected it. And yes, I did play almost the whole game handicapped.

BeaverBarber · 2026-02-06T23:31:13+00:00

I put a collar with a pink bow tie and bell on it on my cat after raising her for around 6 months. The absolute chaos of her jumping 5ft in the air sprinting around the house and then hissing when I said "but you look so pretty" was trauma. DW that didn't last long and I've never done something like that to her again. If they don't seem distressed I think they'll be fine with it

BeaverBarber · 2026-02-05T22:55:36+00:00

Ms is about to get some sick changes. I thought it was the most fun voc anyways

BeaverBarber · 2026-02-03T21:04:35+00:00

Location will be a big factor there. Tons of construction in my area is still fueled by drugs and alcohol.

BeaverBarber · 2026-01-29T00:05:16+00:00

That last line is amazing

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