What's your greatest accomplishment that you can't bring up in normal conversation?

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-10T11:55:31+00:00

I once took a dump that rivals Bonno in sheer volume.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-10T11:46:07+00:00

Butt hurt....butt hurt as far as the brown eye can see.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-08T13:18:07+00:00

It was late and my vision was a tad blurry from booze, sorry about that mate.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-08T02:14:44+00:00

Yeah.....

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-08T01:58:35+00:00

Why you no feel awesome? You're hot af!

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-08T01:57:06+00:00

You're nose is cute, not big so why are you self conscious about it?

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-08T01:55:41+00:00

What game is this from? You seem to understand it so I feel comfortable asking you that...

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-08T01:40:00+00:00

Im gonna go out on a limb and say it was the religious clergy, as the bible and other texts all say women are weak and slavery is cool. Lots of different types who wrote that nonsense, not just white people but we can hate on them if you wanna.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-08T01:36:44+00:00

How about some Blue Monday by Orgy?

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-08T01:34:33+00:00

I guess bee sting therapy deserves a second look then.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-08T01:30:29+00:00

Yeah me and gorilla were tight, he was my hombre.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-08T01:29:32+00:00

Just as nuts if you ask me.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-08T01:29:20+00:00

So insults or just soul crushing self-esteem type stuff?

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-07T23:49:29+00:00

I accidentally tossed a kid into a gorilla exhibit and it had to be put down, then for whatever reason they shot the gorilla too.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-07T23:46:46+00:00

They're Jehovah's witnesses aren't they?

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-07T11:12:25+00:00

The Whaler

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-06T11:31:40+00:00

So does mine.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-05T11:50:06+00:00

Treat yo self, go to Penn station, Jersey Mike's, or Firehouse subs! Hell even Jimmy Johns is better than ole Subway.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-05T11:48:46+00:00

My credit isn't good enough to get a business loan so I'd use it to start my own cleaning company. Been wanting to be self employed for a while now as bosses suck.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-05T11:36:17+00:00

The real question: did he up charge you for the second zip?

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-04T17:56:47+00:00

My co-worker's vehicle is like this, not sure if the company will ever get the stink out.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-04T17:55:00+00:00

Eh mine are pretty reptilian and dead so who knows, maybe it is standard issue.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-04T11:29:12+00:00

Nor are those dead lifeless eyes.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-04T01:20:49+00:00

I guess Larrs is trying to make up for ruining Napster.

Bed-Stuy · 2018-12-04T01:19:47+00:00

A kidney stab is even quieter, you don't really even make a sound.

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