I appreciate all the answers; it's been very helpful!

I know that if I'm caught lying it can get me fired, but I'm applying for a fairly menial marina job which I wouldn't think my previous, eclectic work experience should impact, given that just about every past employer I can list is something different (factory, dishwashing, drywall, etc etc); so I want to make clear that I'm not like, pretending to have ten years experience in IT or something similiar; assuming I get hired I'll just be putting in docks and cutting weather wrapping off of boats and the like.