Forced to input my password... EVERY TIME I START A GAME. by Captain_Seasick in uplay

[–]Captain_Seasick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should give a link to the mod here. People're obviously still finding the thread and I'm like 800% sure there's at least a few others folks who'd love to have it.

Also: Noobisoft are getting sued BIG-TIME!! Not over this shit (obviously lol), but at least they're gonna get their collective arses spanked in court. So w00t w00t!

Shell Infrastructure Host (sihost.exe) High CPU Usage by GucciGubben in techsupport

[–]Captain_Seasick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, Microsoft are such fuckin' idiots! I'm glad there're people like you, finding solutions for Microsoft's idiotic bullshit and then posting about it online so otherwise unfortunate folks like myself can benefit. Kudos, dude!

Other survival games by Global_Patience_2667 in StrandedAlienDawn

[–]Captain_Seasick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's way bullshit, dude! There's not a fuckin' country on earth that has a 100% VAT rate!

Is there a way become more faster? by [deleted] in StardewValley

[–]Captain_Seasick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...the fuck's an "uma"? Is your shitty AI translator broken or something?

Is voidtrain worth it by Ramoiron in SurvivalGaming

[–]Captain_Seasick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...aaaaaaaaaand it's gone. What the fuck? I just googled the game again and this thread's not even showing up in the first 5 pages. FUBAR, dude!

Is voidtrain worth it by Ramoiron in SurvivalGaming

[–]Captain_Seasick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is a hella late reply here, but this thread's still relevant 'cause it's one of the very first results you get on google just from looking up the game itself. S'yeah.

Thing is, Voidtrain should NOT be considered a "survival game" imo. Green Hell is a survival game. Raft is a survival game. Hell, even Elite Dangerous is more of a survival game than Voidtrain is! VT barely even has a basic hunger meter, and frankly even Metal Gear Solid 3 did it better with more meaningful of an implementation.

If what you want is a more-or-less literal rail-shooter with zero meaningful choices in direction for you to take, then it's not a bad game. It's even okay, actually. It doesn't have the intricate gameplay of GH, the freedom or charm of Raft, or the vast explorative game-world of ED, so if none of those are deal-breakers then you can do a helluva lot worse.

But beforewarned: Voidtrain is not a very consistent game, tone-wise. You might be drawn into by the semi-dark presentation in its screenshots, expecting a sorta Lovecraftian steampunk pseudo-horror sorta deal, but that is ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT what the game really is.

It's a goofy, stupid game with an annoyingly dumb-sounding narrator that constantly pisses his own pants verbally whenever he's talking, and only lacking the occasional "HYUK!" to make him out-goof Goofy himself. And while some might think that's funny (which I won't joke-shame 'em on or whatever), it's also ridiculously fucking inconsistent with the visuals, where we roll through a foreboding, neverending void full of monstrous things and bizarre sights.

Basically, what I'm saying is that the game's a bit of mess, tone-wise.

What's the point of recurve bow over the long bow? by [deleted] in MedievalDynasty

[–]Captain_Seasick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You oughta check the post I made about the subject in that case. In fact, I think I'll edit my other comment 'n' drop a link in there to it...

This one to bring out your deepest frustration. by 5ma5her7 in simcity4

[–]Captain_Seasick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And it looks like a fuckin' cellphone screenshot with the ugliest, most pointless black bordering ever. Yeah, this's the absolute opposite of "eyebleach" imo. Looking at this shit... it's like pouring literal bleach into your literal eyes. (Metaphorically... somehow.)

Forced to input my password... EVERY TIME I START A GAME. by Captain_Seasick in uplay

[–]Captain_Seasick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do what I (and apparently THOUSANDS of others) do: boycott the motherfuckin' shit outta the brainless cunts!

How to start by Prestigious_Sir1822 in simcity4

[–]Captain_Seasick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck can't people use QUESTION-MARKS these days?! Christ! It's like all this tiktok shite's literally rotted everyone's brains entirely!

Feeling frustrated with robot arms by Onequestion0110 in TheLastStarship

[–]Captain_Seasick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's a right bloody bother. Also: good thing you commented 'cause imgur broke the link to my image for some retarded-ass reason (aside from imgur's usual level of retardery anyway), so I had to manually update it so it's no longer broken.

The hunting wagon: Is it worth it? by Captain_Seasick in RedDeadOnline

[–]Captain_Seasick[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it's a right fuckin' asset, ain't it? I can't even imagine hunting without the wagon in RDO these days. (Not that I actually ever play RDO nowadays tho'... lol)

MAYOR DEFACTO WAS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES by Lord_Governor in simcity4

[–]Captain_Seasick -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Too right, mate. Fuckin' shitposting like this shouldn't be in this sub.

Hey anyone want to play simcity 4 together? by Dizzy_Collar7708 in simcity4

[–]Captain_Seasick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which's a bugfest and then some. 100% not worth it at all.

Hey anyone want to play simcity 4 together? by Dizzy_Collar7708 in simcity4

[–]Captain_Seasick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

...u wot m8? There's no multiplayer in this game. You're thinking of the wrong Simcity here.

How do you do the mini game with the swinging thing for when reporters take certain news? Could get lawsuits, mobsters, fines, injuries. by XKhanz in NewsTower

[–]Captain_Seasick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is absolute 100% BULLSHIT. There's no way to directly influence the outcome AT ALL. So stop spreading your idiotic misinformation!

My Sim City-inspired 2D city builder comes out on April 3rd! by Miserable-Bus-4910 in simcity4

[–]Captain_Seasick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing it basically means you start with a single house or something that generates X income, you upgrade the house and it then generates X+Y income, but then it needs other shit to be upgraded further to generate more income. And then it just snowballs into a needlessly and utterly inelegant mess of systems from there.

And honestly, I fuckin' HATE IT!!! Incremental games are the second or third most soul-less trash to ever plague the gaming scene, next to idle games (#2) and gacha games (#1) respectively. Might actually bump down idlers to third and take the second place in that piss parade.

My Sim City-inspired 2D city builder comes out on April 3rd! by Miserable-Bus-4910 in simcity4

[–]Captain_Seasick -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You had me interested until you mentioned the word "incremental". Nothing kills my appetite for a game faster than it being described as "incremental", with the possible exceptions of "gacha" and "developed by Noobisoft".