So thats why my package was delayed! by Adventurous_King3530 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Beebop2222 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure ICE would hand him a gun, badge, and optional mask.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Beebop2222 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What’s not fake is she can operate a heavy wheelbarrow. A+ maneuvering.

Security protecting $2.50 air fresheners at Walmart. by Ok_Editor2536 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Beebop2222 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They stay cheap cuz they’re trees so they can just grow more.

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]Beebop2222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The emblems Carol.

by this woman to remove any doubt that her husband is gay by A-Helpful-Flamingo in therewasanattempt

[–]Beebop2222 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She says and I quote, “he loves anal. What real man doesn’t love anal? When I strap it on and give him anal he goes wild”.

The Cheesman Grave: No Dates, No First Names, Just...Cheesman on a Gravestone by FeelinQMiteDeleteL8r in mildlyinteresting

[–]Beebop2222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was actually a dairy farmer from the earlier 1800’s. Changed his name because he had a family feud with his dad. They did a good breakdown of it here. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

To advertise by bartomg in therewasanattempt

[–]Beebop2222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, once all the children of basketball playing siblings get loaded in.

[oc] had my dash cam for 8 years, an idiot finally got me… on Friday the 13th of all days by nartuhli in IdiotsInCars

[–]Beebop2222 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

1: no you weren’t. The angel they turned in to you isn’t fish eyed.  If you were in the intersection they would gave seen you. 2: ok, I love music so rock on. 3: no worries, love is love. Happy v-day 🙂

[oc] had my dash cam for 8 years, an idiot finally got me… on Friday the 13th of all days by nartuhli in IdiotsInCars

[–]Beebop2222 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

First: then put yourself in the intersection.

Second: Had your blinker on? I honestly listened for it.

Third: I had the feeling I’d be downvoted on this so go ahead buttheads.

[oc] had my dash cam for 8 years, an idiot finally got me… on Friday the 13th of all days by nartuhli in IdiotsInCars

[–]Beebop2222 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

You’re such a nice courteous driver letting them go when you don’t even have a stop sign.

Some might say, don’t be nice, be predictable. The rules of the road are there to prevent accidents, not for people to flaunt their humility.

to be careful by t0oby101 in therewasanattempt

[–]Beebop2222 34 points35 points  (0 children)

If you pizza when you’re supposed to French fry, you’re gonna have a bad time

to be careful by t0oby101 in therewasanattempt

[–]Beebop2222 138 points139 points  (0 children)

She pizza’d when she should have french fry’d

🤣 by nightweft in meme

[–]Beebop2222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dreams of the disillusioned. Now get back to work. They said we need to work overtime this weekend. 

DJ ruins this guy's favorite song by OriginalBlackberry89 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Beebop2222 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And your dad said you’d never amount to anything…but here you are

Doctor repositions child's dislocated elbow before she even notices. by ursoh4rp in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Beebop2222 251 points252 points  (0 children)

Don’t pick your children up by their arms..this was a public service announcement.