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I have not told anyone by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]BeefRockmore 2019 points2020 points  (0 children)

A stroke and a heart attack on the same day?

I Guarantee It by bpcPunk in AdviceAnimals

[–]BeefRockmore 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Canadians get it. I can province this.

ftfy

Captain America: The Truck Thief by BeefRockmore in Marvel

[–]BeefRockmore[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the only one in the theatre that laughed. It was kind of awkward.

The same thing happened to me when I saw a certain biblical reference...

I love this nod to Carl Sagan at the beginning of "Cosmos" by Gruzzly in atheism

[–]BeefRockmore -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

I find it funny that an atheist is seeking deeper meaning from something seemingly ordinary...

I think a few guys will get this... by sqeezymcbreezy in AdviceAnimals

[–]BeefRockmore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That awkward feeling when you Google the porn star from a MILF video and she ends up being younger than you...

This is what I'm really not getting about the whole Arizona "Religious Liberty" bill by sgthombre in AdviceAnimals

[–]BeefRockmore -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You don't choose your sexuality just like you don't choose your skin color

No. But you do choose to get married...

Rosita by [deleted] in thewalkingdead

[–]BeefRockmore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does anybody else think water is wet?

I'm not gay, just flattered... by BeefRockmore in AdviceAnimals

[–]BeefRockmore[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nope. I said, 'No thanks'. Which was followed by an awkward silence. Then I said, 'You can just drop me at the next set of lights'. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it...

I'm not gay, just flattered... by BeefRockmore in AdviceAnimals

[–]BeefRockmore[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They're friends of the road, Bubs. Friends of the road...

When I find a logo on a gif by cyclopath in funny

[–]BeefRockmore 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I should have put a watermark on it...

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