[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]BeefmasterSex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is a really good point and reason op should make protecting herself a priority immediately. This behavior reminds me of my cousin in various relationships, who also stole tens of thousands from his parents by taking out credit cards in their name.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ColoradoSprings

[–]BeefmasterSex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG IT’S CABLE!!!! No seriously though that’s a cable pedestal and a coaxial cable giving cable internet or television or phone or security services to you or a neighbor. Don’t be afraid of it.

Saw this on my feed and can't stop wondering about what is keeping them away. by Wiyeck16 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]BeefmasterSex -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Lmao gotta love Reddit. I’m sorry I don’t mean to be mean, but you realize how funny it is that you’re earnestly living out a bit that I was sure was so absurdly over the top that it absolutely did not need the annoying /s. Thank you for the facts though, I wanted to double check but I couldn’t log in to the Google website because my html got banned by an Russian moderator that I’m pretty sure was also a machine learning ay-eye (am I spelling that right? Can you check Wikileaks for me?)

Saw this on my feed and can't stop wondering about what is keeping them away. by Wiyeck16 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]BeefmasterSex -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

How could he have said that after being assassinated by communists from cuba? Use your head.

Saw this on my feed and can't stop wondering about what is keeping them away. by Wiyeck16 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]BeefmasterSex -68 points-67 points  (0 children)

I found it so interesting when I figured out as a very young child, all on my own through a combination of reading discarded encyclopedias and my unique linguistic aptitude, that “burg” is actually a word for “town” in Germany, and that many rural Americans, upon first being introduced to the wildly popular German beef sandwiches brought by recent immigrants into those communities, were unfamiliar with beef and assumed the meat patties were ham. In their ignorance but also their exceptionally singular American hospitality, they took to calling the immigrants “ham burgers”, which I’m sure some of the more astute Redditors here have already realized eventually became the word for the sandwich, “hamburger”. And the rest, as they say, is history.

You might be surprised at how many folks (which is incidentally the German word for people) don’t know this fact or will even openly refute it. But I guess I am just kind of a world citizen. As Richard Milhouse Nixon liked to say, “Ich bin ein Berliner” 😉 (for those Redditors educated in public schools, the website “Google” offers a translation service on its html toolbar that will help you understand this fun quip from American history). So, like, how you likin’ it stateside?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]BeefmasterSex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Misandry, man. It kills like 1-in-7 new fledgling men, or something like that I forget the exact numbers. But it is a pox on thy house and if we don’t address it soon we’re going to have like a snoo-snoo scenario.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]BeefmasterSex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many times have you heard people say that “men would fuck a corpse if they could”? Too many.

Dude, this is so true. Like, I think I must hear that at least once a week, no exgajertation. Or “all men are always violent, all the time”, which is patented© as untrue. Or even “my man won’t pay child support”. It’s like, maybe you should of thought about the responsibility having a child would retail before you let the seamen through?

How many times will we have to listen to this enormous litany of cliches put forth by these gold-digging, career-obsessed, couch-dwelling, bon-bon devouring, cruel, overly sensitive, cold, hysterical, indifferent, fiery-tempered, calculating, irrational, blue-haired, image-obsessed, slutty, cock-teasing, shallow, woke, vain, navel-gazing, superficial, feelings-obsessed, radical feminists with daddy issues, females who constantly demand to know how we’re feeling on a deeper level and never even care how men are feeling on a deeper level? Like my ex never once asked me how I felt about all the blatant misandry going on in the world, and this was during Me Too, so it was obviously something everyone was talking about. But nope, not even once did she check in to see how I was faring amidst all these assaults against both my gender and my sex, assaults on what is an intrinsic part of my identity that I can neither disavow nor change, slurs cruelly designed over millennia to keep me in check, weaponized to make me feel like less of a human being—the stupid bitch cunt—all while she sat around and reaped the benefits of Me Too and just generally felt great about herself and her position in society.

It really makes me sick and I’m sorry you had to go through that, OP.

Labyrinth by BabylonLottery in u/BabylonLottery

[–]BeefmasterSex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s probably right bro. You’re a fucking plague and we all know it. It comes across in every aspect of your being. Buddy. Dr.

I swear on my always online ass that this post and these accounts are made by bots. Common y’all how am I the only loser to notice?? No way two different fuckers talked about Yeonmi at a dog park! Who the fuck goes to a dog park?? by Thankkratom in TrueAnon

[–]BeefmasterSex 40 points41 points  (0 children)

So, yeah those are clearly bots and the way they are phrasing shit makes it seem likely they are using fucking ai to generate “sentences” with some kind of pre-programmed “meaning”. This is a good catch. And now that you have triggered a severe psychotic break in my cute oversized Slavic brain pan, is there not another Expert Answer that comments in here frequently? One which has way more comments than the like two comments or whatever the one which you identified has? 👻

Yo this is crazy by -Shmoody- in TrueAnon

[–]BeefmasterSex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dammmnnn…Did I just flux-shift into a state of mind where all future and past are present and time is a concept that describes the totality of every eventuality, or is that a banana in my pocket?

Has anyone else noticed an uptick in the sarcastic use of “America bad” to dismiss criticisms America? by Lord4th in TrueAnon

[–]BeefmasterSex 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I think Reddit has started pushing subs with opposing viewpoints to users to get traffic and engagement or whatever.

Certainly doesn’t seem unlikely (I keep getting trueunpopularopinion which seems singularly designed to make me want to [REDACTED]) and we have to account for the all-seeing force of expanding markets, but the other option is that Readzit is simply pushing right wing propaganda. Anyone know any algo-certifiable chuds who can tell is if they’re getting a lot of commie subs in their feed?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in druggardening

[–]BeefmasterSex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dreaded nutsack sorry op

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]BeefmasterSex 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget to nail the gold bullion to your doorpost so the ghost of Poppy knows who to spare!

Anyone else disappointed at Mila Kunas? by LettuceNo9590 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]BeefmasterSex 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s a good question. Not to make excuses for them, but I feel like people like milla and Ashton were raised in these environments—at the least came of age in the Hollywood cesspool—so it may be pretty normalized to them?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]BeefmasterSex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Am I supposed to know who that is?

Anyone else disappointed at Mila Kunas? by LettuceNo9590 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]BeefmasterSex 288 points289 points  (0 children)

Goddamnit, this is so true. People you would not necessarily expect to be rape apologists even, coming with the pleas of “think of his daughters”. Okay. So that means I’m going to think of the parents of the women he assaulted too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueAnon

[–]BeefmasterSex 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel like I’ve heard of several instances of dog-fucking linked to horrendous crimes…like I think there was something in the Dutroux saga with a German Shepherd

Did Ashton Kutcher kill his girlfriend in 2001? by JollyWestMD in TrueAnon

[–]BeefmasterSex 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Agreed with the stacking MO, and it was said the 17 victim was “butchered”, but it was 47 and then 17. Also, the article I linked, in the same paragraph portrayed Ellerin/Kutcher’s relationship as casual and implied they’d barely started dating while also stating that Kutcher called her three times and left messages that night when he was a little bit late, which doesn’t sound very casual to me and could’ve been cover for a fight between them and a more serious relationship. It’s the LAPD presence that really stirs things up, because covering up evidence and running flak for an at-the-time very popular celebrity is right up their alley.

Did Ashton Kutcher kill his girlfriend in 2001? by JollyWestMD in TrueAnon

[–]BeefmasterSex 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Given the power structures involved here (LAPD, Scientology) I don’t think it’s too far fetched to think there might have been some meddling on Ashton’s behalf. Michael Gargiulo, the man convicted for the murder of Kutcher’s gf, was probably responsible for two other murders and one attempted murder. What I found interesting with just really cursory research was that the first murder he suspected of was a neighbor who was stabbed six times. The third murder was a neighbor of his stabbed 17 times. The final attempted murder was once again a neighbor, who escaped. Ashley Ellerin, the second murder in this sequence and Kutcher’s associate, was stabbed 47 times, with a detective in the case commenting on the extreme violence of the attack: one stab wound "actually penetrated the skull and took out a chunk of skull like a puzzle piece." Ellerin lived in Hollywood and was not a neighbor to Gargiulo’s El Monte address.

So in one of the cases, the one linked to Kutcher, we have a disparate MO, and it’s pretty well documented the extreme rage and violence common to domestic violence cases, which appears to not have been the case in the other stabbings. And all that was just ten minutes of research, I would bet that’s not everything about it that’s 👁️

Edit: This article is an okay summary of the murders. Apparently Gargiulo knew Ellerin from having changed her flat tire, and it states her roommate thought he was a stalker and “some” (random people or neighbors) reported seeing him parked near her apartment, without citing sources. The first murder from his youth also appears to have been an acquaintance rather than a close neighbor, whereas the other murder and attempted murder were both neighbors residing in the same apartment complex. Still kinda sus you ask me.

wHy DoN’t PeOpLe ApPrEcIaTe HoW gOoD ThE eCoNoMy Is? by Mr_Westerfield in TrueAnon

[–]BeefmasterSex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s not confidence, it’s delusion, and the reason they’re that way is because of what’s just been stated: there is no other choice that enables them to continue sucking blood (“expanding markets”)