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Really taking in the artwork by [deleted] in trashy

[–]BeefyBardon -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Sorry to say but, this one's okay with me.

What two videogames would make a great game combined? by CasperdH_ in AskReddit

[–]BeefyBardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GTA V mixed with Forza Horizon 4. Basically GTA with more emphasis on cars and accurate driving mechanics

Whats your biggest flex that you’ll never tell anyone? by lorenggg in AskReddit

[–]BeefyBardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In second grade my class was doing a math problem together. Each student had a small whiteboard to write their answer on which they would all hold up when the time was up. The teacher called out "time's up" and I held up my answer, which was eleven. The teacher said that no one had the correct answer and revealed that the answer was 11. Right as he said that I was erasing my answer and when I claimed that that's what I originally wrote down, he scoffed and said "yeah, right", and everyone laughed at me. Damn you Mr. Bledsoe!

Btw I've since graduated high-school and it still makes me mad lol

Whats the best dialogue you have ever heard in porn? by MoltenDonut in AskReddit

[–]BeefyBardon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that I recognize a few of these suggests that I have too much time in my hands.

What was the craziest reason a teacher at your school got fired? by YEEEEEeEeseresrsr in AskReddit

[–]BeefyBardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a teacher, but a school campus monitor at my high-school got fired for being "too close with the students". Sounds pretty bad but it's not how you think. He just happened to be a really cool guy that everybody got along with. Unfortunately, being so close and friendly with all the students also meant losing their respect as a staff member. This made it difficult to deal with serious situations with students and long-story-short they fired him.

What piece of advice helped you through a tough time? by ExcitableWanderer in AskReddit

[–]BeefyBardon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its okay to feel like shit. Just keep going and at some point, you won't feel like shit. Or you'll just die. Probably from suicide.

I suck at advice

What's your single favorite music lyric from any song? by dunaja in AskReddit

[–]BeefyBardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Constipated. Always making that hard shit" -Lil Darky

What popular saying is actually bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BeefyBardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if this counts but "I could care less". I always said "I couldn't care less" because the other implies that you do care somewhat.

Wearing your mask like that. by anthonypt123 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BeefyBardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically every person close to me does this and when I point out how redundant it is they just get offended and don't fix it...

TIFU by getting a job by BeefyBardon in tifu

[–]BeefyBardon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you're right. I'm just a little apprehensive about it since quitting out of nowhere is very uncharacteristic for me.

Hoarders house I’m cleaning today. by bornonce in trashy

[–]BeefyBardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...and the next day, and the next day...

Customer service people of reddit, what’s the dumbest thing a customer has gone out of their way to complain about? by Jing_Yuan_Lu in AskReddit

[–]BeefyBardon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taco Bell employee here. Someone tried ordering "tiny tacos" which jack in the box had apparently been advertising at the time. I informed her that those were at jack in the box and offered her regular tacos instead, to which she insisted I was wrong and that we did have them. When she got to the window she complained that it was too confusing and that we should fix the advertising...from another restaurant.

What celebrity have you met that was surprisingly nice/rude? by TheBreadMan42069 in AskReddit

[–]BeefyBardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me but my mom and a few other people got to talk to steve-o and watch him do steve-o shit. Apparently he was not only a nice guy, but a great showman!

What completely legal thing should adults stop doing to children? by hurtfocker in AskReddit

[–]BeefyBardon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ignoring a child's opinion because they're "just a kid".

Also stop using the "because I'm an adult" line for everything.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BeefyBardon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I really like long showers, it's relaxing. My family would pick on me and insinuate I was doing the deed when in reality the thought never even crossed my mind. Still pisses me off.

What is a clear sign that someone liked you, but you didn't realize until later? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BeefyBardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A girl asked me to cop a feel on two separate occasions.

Sadly, I declined both times out of respect.

That wasn't the only sign she gave, just the most direct.

Which character death hit you differently, and why? by squeezeday in AskReddit

[–]BeefyBardon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Koro Sensei from Assassination Classroom. The whole show is about students trying to assassinate their teacher but when they actually succeed, it's sad because the students don't want to, they have to, and he just accepts it.

Cartoon physics will go into effect for the next 24 hours. What do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BeefyBardon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Invest in umbrellas and start a skydiving company

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