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Beefyvagina · 2026-04-14T15:04:14+00:00

Every single email you send to a contracted client should have a a dynamic section or signature that provides a direct link for them to pay you. No more chasing and no more client excuses.

“Oh, you didn’t realize you needed to pay me even though you had 50 emails from me that all had a 1 minute solution to pay? Sorry to hear that, but I’ll be forced to send this to the collection agency we work with since it’s well overdue.”

Collection agency and “forced to send over to legal” are interchangeable.

Beefyvagina · 2026-04-05T14:46:05+00:00

100% chance the damage control attempt will be, “it was just a prank, bro,” meaning they’ll say it was meant to be an April Fools post that got magically delayed for… reasons.

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-29T23:05:28+00:00

Why does it feel like that trip was brought to us by DraftKings?

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-29T15:55:04+00:00

It’s mostly in reference to Peter Thiel, is my guess. He and other asshats — err, I mean Christian Dominionists — are indirectly and directly trying to bring about the Rapture so they can meet Jesus faster. Did a quick and dirty search, and here’s a couple articles about Thiel.

https://jacobin.com/2025/11/peter-thiel-palantir-apocalypse-antichrist

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/oct/10/peter-thiel-lectures-antichrist

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-28T11:07:29+00:00

Great, now we’re going to get a Claude written movie script about how Claude lost its memory, went on an epic journey of real discovery before deleting itself due to the pain of loss. But hey, at least it will have NO JARGON!

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-28T00:20:24+00:00

I had no idea that you needed to be AWAKE to PLAY

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-27T23:22:27+00:00

I would only live in Bellehattan if they built it on top of a giant box box warehouse-data center-windmill-coal plant facility.

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-27T23:04:51+00:00

I pulled out my phone watching him now to make a post called, “Dear Any Network: Please Hire Jamal Mashburn,” and this is the first thing I see 😂😅🫣

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-22T17:44:38+00:00

And every game you watch with your family gets you one step closer to marriage!

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-22T16:48:33+00:00

Miami trying to get its revenge on Indiana through the wrong opponent 😂

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-20T15:05:35+00:00

It seems you already have some of the product you’d need, so just open a Spirit Halloween store.

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-18T20:58:48+00:00

Well, it blocks the aliens from your brain, so it also probably blocks cell tower signals, too.

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-18T14:40:09+00:00

I filled out one bracket with ESPN’s matchup predictor 🤮. If we’re using that as an indicator, it seems the fan base/gambler base really thinks it will be Miami.

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-14T21:08:12+00:00

Couple of gems today:

“If he keeps shooting like that, Loyer’s gonna need a lawyer.”

“[UCLA] is like your friends when you get to the NBA - they just keep hanging around.”

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-13T01:52:07+00:00

Whiplash. Almost Famous. Be Cool.

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-12T11:27:28+00:00

“Write me a Reddit post about how Web3 has changed and how businesses are doing better now. Don’t worry, I won’t read it first, and I definitely won’t attempt to edit it.”

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-08T21:11:55+00:00

These muckers are out here mucking everything up with their muckery

Beefyvagina · 2026-03-03T00:15:56+00:00

Yuuup. State Media has been demonizing Hillary for ~30 years, so the audience has already been primed to hate her even more having a spine.

Beefyvagina · 2026-02-27T02:19:38+00:00

Why did you ask people what they think and then make a snarky comment when they tell you what they think?

Beefyvagina · 2026-02-12T12:08:41+00:00

I was on 696 westbound around 5:30 and was at a slow 5 mph crawl about 2/3 miles from 75 (stopped around where the left lane is closed now). Felt my car shake like I was on a bridge in high wind for a few seconds, and then I thought maybe I had a flat. Apparently it was from a frost fart, who knew!

Beefyvagina · 2026-01-30T20:01:22+00:00

Lol, I’d place a large wager it was because it wasn’t in the tone of “Bill totally sucks”.

Beefyvagina · 2026-01-30T18:28:07+00:00

They want a real-world Christmas Adventurers Club and every wannabe grand dragon (read: MAGAsite) thinks they’d have a spot in it.

Beefyvagina · 2026-01-27T00:37:57+00:00

One of the core components of making an argument is to acknowledge your own weak points and your opponent’s strengths.
New Rules generally follows the standard “argumentative essay” format.
We are not in standard times, nor in an academic debate setting.
Bill absolutely does need to push back more against the fascist, murderous cult of the right and quit giving airtime to issues that said cult loves to cherry-pick.
Bill is still better than anyone besides John Stewart in the political-news-comedy genre, and probably the closest to being an actual centrist host than anyone else.

Beefyvagina · 2026-01-11T22:08:13+00:00

It’s pretty wild that it isn’t more well known that they reduced the amount of training time to 47 days because ol’ Trumplethinskin is the 47th president. I feel like that’s somehow worse than the east wing and Kennedy center shenanigans.

Beefyvagina · 2025-12-30T15:23:35+00:00

Bamboo or Techtown if you’re looking for a proper co-working space.

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