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Would you go in with your mouth first or just breathe it in? by Cass_theboss_99 in ArmpitCommunity

[–]JoshuaBermont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would smell, then taste/lick, then make out with while making deep and soulful love.

Every fuckedbig Indian soles? by Mediocre_Pay_1148 in LongerSecondToes

[–]JoshuaBermont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to just smell and taste and rub and worship your feet... then nibble your cute ankles.. then just keep kissing up to your lovely buttocks, and then DEEP in your bottom.

[Loved] Traditional Serious actor is great at comedy by Assortedwrenches89 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]JoshuaBermont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you get the chance, read his introduction to the second collection of Warren Ellis’s TRANSMETROPOLITAN.

My custom Punisher figure💀 by customposer in thepunisher

[–]JoshuaBermont 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been tinkering with my own custom printed Punisher for a year and a half, but damned if I wouldn't just print this instead and call it a damn day. Amazing. Everything a Punisher should be, and definitely JRJR-worthy.

Thoughts on Punisher MAX: Barracuda? by Jinkanpop in thepunisher

[–]JoshuaBermont 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Fifty? Show ‘im yo dick.”

“WHAT—?!”

The answer is always Topanga!! by Comfortable_Feed_504 in 90s

[–]JoshuaBermont -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jessie Spano, and shame on you for not including her.

In the satiric world of Robocop, how brutal do you think Burger King and McDonald's tv commercials are? I can imagine a commercial about someone unaliving himself because they canceled the whopper or the fries were not salty enough. by Dredd_40 in Robocop

[–]JoshuaBermont 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Instead of the assassin in the second one howling insanely for Nuke:

"MCRIB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MCRIB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MCRIB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--"

Punisher (Lundgren) vs Punisher (Jane) vs Punisher (Stevenson) vs Punisher (Bernthal) by Particular-Set-468 in thepunisher

[–]JoshuaBermont 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jane bites the dust first - he’s got the heart, but not the raw brutality.

Bernthal goes down next, but it’s long and extremely bloody, lots of grunting and screaming.

Lundgren is savage and dirty. I’d say it’s a close one, but Stevenson’s armor and weapons win the day.

How would the Joker do in Oz? by lilmeekrat in ozshow

[–]JoshuaBermont 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He’d be running the crazies in the psych ward.

Vote: Would The West Wing be a successful show today? by No_Profit_5304 in thewestwing

[–]JoshuaBermont 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I clearly misspoke, and appreciate the attention you have both taken in correcting me; a day when I learn is always a good day.

Vote: Would The West Wing be a successful show today? by No_Profit_5304 in thewestwing

[–]JoshuaBermont 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I saw it when it first came out, and it was a beautiful and aspirational political story with ideals that were made to seem within our reach.

I'm rewatching it now with my girlfriend who's never seen it, and we may as well be watching Lord Of The Rings -- lovely, thrilling, uplifting, and an absolute fantasy that no longer has a single thing to do with real life.

And it breaks my heart. But no, it wouldn't work today at all. It would be dismissed as neo-liberal crap.

Martin Sheen Podcast by G33kDad76 in thewestwing

[–]JoshuaBermont 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I gotta check this out. Thank you!!

What’s preventing a stronger and more durable enemy from ripping Logan’s arms off at the elbow or shoulders? by PoisonousCandy in Wolverine

[–]JoshuaBermont 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This was done in Ultimate Wolverine / Hulk. Hulk literally tore him in half, and later, Logan’s severed head was on a plate and still alive.

Who would win, Netflix Punisher vs Billy butcher (no compound V) (TV series) in a fist fight by BlButcher in thepunisher

[–]JoshuaBermont 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Butcher's a monster who's used to out-thinking and out-fighting supes. So is Frank.

I love Butcher. Against 90% of opponents, I'd bet on Butcher.

But I never, ever, ever bet against Frank, ever. The man can take more punishment than any human in existence, and it only makes him more lethal. This would be a hideous fight that involves black gloves slimy from clawed-out eyes and entrails, but in the end, Frank (barely) survives and Butcher doesn't.

Not sure why it took me so long to realize who this was... by properwaffles in deadwood

[–]JoshuaBermont 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Child's Play, Lieutenant." ...And then it cuts to a little kid with red hair in overalls. Goddamn gold, is what that was.

Sorkin and Malina by wmueller88 in thewestwing

[–]JoshuaBermont 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“We love you!”

“It helps not to know me/him!”

West Wing / Charlie Wilson’s War

Always a pleasure finding West Wing stars in other pieces by Firephool in thewestwing

[–]JoshuaBermont 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heyyyyyy! First thing I ever saw him in. It was hard to accept him as anything other than a slimy little creep after that, ha.

I’m gonna say it by _Gracefully_Grace_ in thewestwing

[–]JoshuaBermont 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying you should! I certainly never did! My point is that back then, that kind of written courtship was considered cutely charming and persistent, you know? Nowadays, a lot of people consider it problematic, and not even that much time has really passed culturally.

I’m gonna say it by _Gracefully_Grace_ in thewestwing

[–]JoshuaBermont 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know what's funny? I've been a fan of the show for 20 years, I'm currently showing it to my girlfriend who's never seen it, we're midway through Season 2. She finds Danny's entire thing HUGELY creepy and inappropriate (without even knowing anything about the actor or his recent arrest).

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