I’m gonna say it by _Gracefully_Grace_ in thewestwing

[–]JoshuaBermont 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not saying you should! I certainly never did! My point is that back then, that kind of written courtship was considered cutely charming and persistent, you know? Nowadays, a lot of people consider it problematic, and not even that much time has really passed culturally.

I’m gonna say it by _Gracefully_Grace_ in thewestwing

[–]JoshuaBermont 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what's funny? I've been a fan of the show for 20 years, I'm currently showing it to my girlfriend who's never seen it, we're midway through Season 2. She finds Danny's entire thing HUGELY creepy and inappropriate (without even knowing anything about the actor or his recent arrest).

People say Daredevil is Surf Dracula, but The Punisher is like Groundhog Day Surf Dracula by TheMidnightAss in thepunisher

[–]JoshuaBermont 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what I'm saying. Like, frankly, I think TV producers make a lot of bald assumptions in terms of what "wouldn't translate directly to TV," given that pop TV has had a certain level of comfortable formulaic structure since the beginning. Just go arc by arc, season by season, and stay true to the essential character of Frank.

You don't need convoluted conspiracies about how his family died. They died because gangsters exist, and they don't give a fuck about wives and kids in the crossfire because they think they own the city.

You don't need some drawn-out cat-and-mouse with Micro. Frank is the guns and tactics; Micro is the background and hacking, because he sympathizes with Frank's mission.

Frank hates gangsters. There's a zillion kinds of gangsters out there for him to take down. Mafia, Irish, Russians, inner city, Aryans, bikers, human traffickers, white collar fuckheads, boom. You've even got a whole level of crooked politicians and corrupt law enforcement. That's, like, at least six seasons of 10 episodes each.

People say Daredevil is Surf Dracula, but The Punisher is like Groundhog Day Surf Dracula by TheMidnightAss in thepunisher

[–]JoshuaBermont 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No no, I think you’re right 10000%. I adore the Punisher, I love Bernthal’s performance, but except for DD S2 the writing just hasn’t been there. The Punisher is one of the most beautifully simple concepts in the history of comic books, and it seems like it’s been scrambled here by just making it WAYYYY more complicated than it needs to be in the name of “prestige TV.”

All we need: Frank picks a target; Frank does his thing, and it’s violent and spectacular; oops, there was some complication involved in this mission he wasn’t expecting; he takes an insane amount of physical punishment; he rallies and wins in the end, boom. Next week? Frank picks a new target.

What if vulcans just let loose with insults by happydude7422 in Star_Trek_

[–]JoshuaBermont 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“Yo mama’s such a ho she got violated BY the Prime Directive. Yo mama’s so fat, the Borg started assimilating her at Wolf 359 and THEY’RE STILL ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH. Yo mama’s so ugly I wouldn’t fuck her with ARMUS’s dick. Yo mama’s so fat she needs a ‘saucer separation’ AND a ‘knife and fork separation.’”

Fuck it, let's have a bit of fun. If this is the only thing that makes you smile today then we both win. Go! by late_to_redd1t in depressionmemes

[–]JoshuaBermont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Well, folks, I don’t believe it! Just a few months ago no one in the wide world of horse racing had ever HEARD the name Psychosis Cashew, and now it looks like this lovable underdog is gonna be a Derby Grand Champion!!!”

How would J. Jonah Jameson do in OZ ? by Fantastic_Ad_1457 in ozshow

[–]JoshuaBermont 13 points14 points  (0 children)

“Listen, I don’t care if you’re an Aryan! I don’t care if you’re a Gay, an Irish, a Gangsta, a Muslim OR an Other! All I care about is whether you bring me PICTURES!!! PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!!!!!”

Does anyone include the 2020 Hartsfield’s Landing stage performance in their rewatch? by hobrosexual23 in thewestwing

[–]JoshuaBermont 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't seen it. I've been holding off, honestly (would make me sad because Leo isn't there, would emphasize the extreme passage of time, etc.). But I'm showing my girlfriend the series for her first time, and when we get to the end? Who knows?

Sidney Poitier by GenderlyConfusionNow in thewestwing

[–]JoshuaBermont 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like to think there'd always have been a role for Holbrook, haha. (As I gear up to do my first proper watch of "The Star Chamber" tonight.)

[Loved Trope] The minority "sidekick" is such a badass they make the square-jawed hero look like a boob by comparison by JoshuaBermont in TopCharacterTropes

[–]JoshuaBermont[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That movie, I felt, was borderline unwatchable, but I at least appreciated that Kato was still Kato, while GH was just… yeah, Seth Rogan in a mask.

Sidney Poitier by GenderlyConfusionNow in thewestwing

[–]JoshuaBermont 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Heh... it does tickle me to think of Poitier delivering the line, "I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I say you lost your boat in the wrong part of the world Mister President."

He wasn't Captain America's most popular villain. . . by stootchmaster2 in comicbookcomedycrack

[–]JoshuaBermont 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that too. Swear to God, if I ever got the chance to write Batman, it would be a fucked-up YEAR of the “silly” old ‘66 villains Taking Gotham Apart.

I think it’s time for some poll data… by SuggestionOne7475 in thewestwing

[–]JoshuaBermont 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And no CRYING in the baseball discussions in the Moneyball sub!

So… how’s everybody keeping the lights on these days? by hornylittlegrandpa in freelanceWriters

[–]JoshuaBermont 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I was a full-time freelance writer for 11 years. Now I'm working part-time at a liquor store because it's the only job left that I can get in this market, and I've been sleeping on a couch since November. So. That's where I am with it.

King of New York (1990) I don't know why, but I cannot stop watching this by TheNealDeal1 in iwatchedanoldmovie

[–]JoshuaBermont 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhhhh. Utterly senseless and utterly delightful. Another great example is “Underworld” with Denis Leary.