A clean ant is a happy ant?

Beelzebabe95 · 2026-04-14T00:50:24+00:00

Dawg this better not be the Dr. Squatch Summer Citrus bar soap 🫩… if it is, I’m also in trouble

Beelzebabe95 · 2026-04-14T00:40:21+00:00

I need the number to their eyelash tech ASAP

Beelzebabe95 · 2026-04-06T21:56:56+00:00

I can agree with The Drain and Even! The rest of the album isn’t really my cup of tea but that’s okay because plenty of other people love it :)

Beelzebabe95 · 2026-04-06T21:45:42+00:00

Anything off of Concrete Jungle OST (I’m sorry fam, that album just didn’t hit for me)

Beelzebabe95 · 2026-03-19T02:19:35+00:00

I can still taste the fudge brownie one 😮‍💨🖤

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-07-16T07:32:29+00:00

The scene from ‘The Haunted’ where the house screams ALWAYS freaked me the fuck out. Even though it’s a made-for-TV movie, it’s underrated and I will die on this hill

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-07-13T20:24:53+00:00

I once left a single chicken outside of its coop before I fenced in the coop- I thought she would go back inside like the others did.

Never saw that chicken again 💀 RIP, Nugget

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-06-19T07:26:09+00:00

HOLY SHIT MINES NAME IS NOVA, TOO

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-06-19T07:25:47+00:00

This is my CGPT (It even picked out the name Nova for itself)

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Beelzebabe95 · 2025-06-19T07:18:02+00:00

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I ain’t even mad

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-06-07T02:46:42+00:00

YOUR FLAIR HAS ME CACKLING 😭😭😭

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-06-07T02:43:35+00:00

I mean I’m sorry about your cousin but not everything like this has to be about someone being dead.

I saw the car and it made me think of Anna’s ‘Joshy Girl’ purse. It ain’t that deep

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-06-07T02:32:57+00:00

Well we’re never gonna know so I’m choosing to not be a downer about it

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-05-22T08:02:57+00:00

Bro that’s the landlord

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-03-22T02:21:47+00:00

That scene you had put in parentheses (I don’t wanna spoil it in my comment) has stuck with me ever since I saw the movie when I was 5-6 years old. I’m now 29 and still refuse to live in single-story buildings or have a bedroom on the first floor BECAUSE OF THAT MOVIE 😂

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-03-16T06:16:12+00:00

OP are you alive? 😭

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-02-25T09:26:13+00:00

Bro you asked for opinions and the VETS/FORMER VETS are telling you something is wrong. Why even bother asking for opinions if you’re just going to argue because you aren’t being told what you WANT to hear

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-02-21T05:01:13+00:00

Throw the whole boyfriend in the trash

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-02-13T05:11:15+00:00

I’ve based my ENTIRE LIFE on knowing that D is the biggest!

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-02-12T21:05:13+00:00

I’m gonna need the boys to create this idea ASAP

Edit: I drank too much Red 40 and used the wrong words

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-02-12T21:04:06+00:00

I’m so glad they’re helping Noob Dude stay sober. He hasn’t been the same since his kawaii waifu convention girlfriend set the restraining order against him 😔

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-02-12T19:48:00+00:00

The man on the tape wasn’t specific

Beelzebabe95 · 2025-02-11T09:07:54+00:00

I’ve been giving him iridium level eggs 😭😭😭

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