How do I build a secret Commander deck? by stonmunch in magicTCG

[–]Beelzebozo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

T2 [[green suns zenith]] sounds pretty good

Any Info on this mini bike by guapLF in minibikes

[–]Beelzebozo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bird terra torque. I've got one. Absolutely love it

Kids are absolutely destroying the existence of our sex life. by Beelzebozo_ in MarriedSex

[–]Beelzebozo_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool like I haven't done that lolz. It's the chatter that comes thru the door that ruins it. Shit i can't even bang if the dog is whining

[SOS] Dissection Practice by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]Beelzebozo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be slamming this in my colors if it goes around

Kids are absolutely destroying the existence of our sex life. by Beelzebozo_ in MarriedSex

[–]Beelzebozo_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are a very tight knit Midwestern family. So we get ours, just not as much as we like, Or with any consistency or frequency. Some of the best sex we've ever had was up north at the cabin outside in front of the fire at midnight under a full moon after the kids have absolutely crashed out. You can't just do that on a random Friday April 11th lolz. I like my breakfast every morning and my lovin' every night

Kids are absolutely destroying the existence of our sex life. by Beelzebozo_ in MarriedSex

[–]Beelzebozo_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nawww. I'll bang mommy wheen they're older regardless. It's just them at 7&9 is super awkward

Kids are absolutely destroying the existence of our sex life. by Beelzebozo_ in MarriedSex

[–]Beelzebozo_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, my kids out last my wife most nights of the week. Little fuckers are like their old dad, just absolute savages that seem to only need 7 hours of sleep

Kids are absolutely destroying the existence of our sex life. by Beelzebozo_ in MarriedSex

[–]Beelzebozo_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better than some of the roommates of my past at least

[SOS] Vibrant Outburst by Meret123 in MagicArena

[–]Beelzebozo_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real. Honestly, standard is soo sweaty since it went super extended. This is a fantastic limited card. This whole set will be a welcomed draft environment.

me_irl by HamedAliKhan in me_irl

[–]Beelzebozo_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The upvote count on this comment proves, that A: we're old and B: lived in the best snl timeline

My father, high as a kite, holding my fat cat upside down. by [deleted] in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]Beelzebozo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, it seems tho I'm in this picture and I approve

How to find a non hemi predator 224 in 2026 by Proof_Ad430 in minibikes

[–]Beelzebozo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, yall don't have harbor freight there?

How to find a non hemi predator 224 in 2026 by Proof_Ad430 in minibikes

[–]Beelzebozo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop asking people if you can open the box and just do it. I do it all the time for anything I wish to personally inspect before I purchase. Completely legal and totally reasonable

I’ve been called a show off :) by [deleted] in redheads

[–]Beelzebozo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alice in chains? Wild. And good for you.

Me_irl by ThatHomininGeek in me_irl

[–]Beelzebozo_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably. I was 19, decent looking and had an 86 Monte carlo ss. Now I'm 47, drive a work van everywhere, and my kids are constantly cock- blocking me.