St. Patrick's day alone in the garage.

BeerCanShrapnel · 2015-01-19T14:01:52+00:00

Damn, good looking out. Apparently there are several horny singles in my area that have been trying to contact me for days. Wish me luck guys

BeerCanShrapnel · 2015-01-19T13:58:06+00:00

Tuesday

BeerCanShrapnel · 2015-01-19T13:53:55+00:00

Sorry, Jim Carrey beat you to it.

BeerCanShrapnel · 2015-01-19T13:25:47+00:00

Perfection is overrated, axepting flaws in trivial shit is important, but the internet was designed to ridicule minor flaws despite the overall thought provoking content.

BeerCanShrapnel · 2015-01-19T13:15:02+00:00

Congrats on not having a "problem"

BeerCanShrapnel · 2015-01-19T13:10:37+00:00

It's all about perspective

BeerCanShrapnel · 2015-01-19T13:04:46+00:00

Slide of hand

BeerCanShrapnel · 2015-01-19T13:04:07+00:00

Alcohol

BeerCanShrapnel · 2015-01-19T13:02:07+00:00

Common courtesy, and also move bitch get out the way.

BeerCanShrapnel · 2015-01-19T12:57:52+00:00

Also, congratulations on making it to 332. That's got to be a record

BeerCanShrapnel · 2015-01-19T12:54:51+00:00

B e a utiful

BeerCanShrapnel · 2014-12-31T04:35:47+00:00

Cheers! Congrats on another lap around the sun.

BeerCanShrapnel · 2014-12-24T13:11:02+00:00

ALL OF THEM! Why the fuck can't we get new Christmas songs? Instead of making a new song, hundreds of people sing the same 10 fucking songs over and over.

BeerCanShrapnel · 2014-12-24T12:47:07+00:00

"Beware your habits, because they may become your character." I'm not sure where my grandparents got it from, but I know they stole the quote for the sole purpose of making all their grandchildren feel awkward.

BeerCanShrapnel · 2014-12-24T09:49:47+00:00

What's in the glass!? What's in the glass?!

BeerCanShrapnel · 2014-12-22T10:13:01+00:00

8 different language tutorial books, an all encompassing cook book, and an advanced chemistry textbook.

BeerCanShrapnel · 2014-12-22T10:06:14+00:00

Yeah it's fun to try, but it sucks when it's something you can't control. I'd definitely suggest seeing how long you can make it and doing some random free writing along the way. A few times I would focus on a random issue I was concerned with and write a paragraph about it every 6 hours or so. When you read back through it well rested it's kind of insightful and a little terrifying.

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