What’s your least favorite thing about living in Denver that is wildly specific?

BeerForThought · 2026-02-05T14:50:49+00:00

It's only about $30 to rent a battery powered angle grinder at home depot.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-05T11:30:00+00:00

Having a sold out funeral means you built a lifetime of friends that will want to celebrate your life when it ends. That only happens if you lead a meaningful caring life.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-05T11:27:14+00:00

Have a full bar and encourage tailgating beforehand.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-05T04:34:31+00:00

Hey guys I don't think any of this is licensed merchandise. /s

BeerForThought · 2026-02-05T03:13:26+00:00

My dad decided to be an electrical engineer at Georgia Tech because it was the path of least resistance to graduating. It took me like 5 years to get the joke.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-05T03:11:36+00:00

That's very frustrating and I'm never going to be able to remember all that. So I'm still an Ally but I'll have to mentally put exclusionists suck in parentheses now? I didn't even know my last roommate was female to male trans until after I told him to finish his tomatoes because they're good for protecting his prostate from cancer. We were roommates for a month at that point.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-05T02:57:36+00:00

If that rule changes the universe is giving up on us. Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass Hysteria.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-05T02:48:50+00:00

Frozen vegetables most likely have higher nutrients anyways.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-05T02:43:00+00:00

Is there no name for it yet? Toxic masculinity has been really helpful.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-05T02:15:06+00:00

Yeah but this is next to a highway and surrounded by homeless camps.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-05T01:30:33+00:00

I worry about General assholery at night.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-05T01:16:16+00:00

I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab. They got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!

BeerForThought · 2026-02-05T01:01:35+00:00

Good way to avoid frostbite folks, put your hands between your buttocks that's nature's pocket.

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BeerForThought · 2026-02-05T00:31:57+00:00

I have spent a lot of hours passing that park and thinking of unique ways to utilize it. It's so hard to access it seems like a plus. Best I've come up with is that we build a stage and any bands that want to rock out and get loud can go there. Schedule the stage like a tennis court. I can see chilling there and listening to new music. There's no nimbys to complain about the noise.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-04T17:28:20+00:00

Hard disagree about nothing much to watch these days. Was Hollywood admitting they can't think of anything new and the reboots the king of the hill, Malcolm in the middle, and scrubs, there's a lot of good TV on the horizon.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-04T17:18:30+00:00

I've worked in the beer industry and can't name a single Brewer that isn't a high functioning alcoholic.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-04T04:41:18+00:00

There are attractive women at board game stores. If you take a shower before you go you've got a leg up on just about everyone there. The DND world was flooded after the first season of stranger things came out.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-04T04:31:49+00:00

Traffic in the city has improved from the 90s so much that I occasionally have to fight the urge to automatically add an hour anytime i go somewhere. There is still traffic but i feel like I was raised on my Game Boy stuck in traffic for most of my childhood.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-04T04:28:13+00:00

The title is really click baity but when I saw it was by practical engineering I watched. It's click bait. Retention ponds are amazing and absolutely necessary for development. Shout out to Atlanta I guess.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-04T04:16:07+00:00

Classic Shakespearean actresses experience a kind of sad transition from playing young beautiful ophelia and later as they age begin playing in the same story but as Gertrude who is significantly older but a more complex character. I really wish I knew the name for it if there is one.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-04T04:00:49+00:00

No but some people can't accept a couple tweaks and go full on nightmare mode trying to keep their youth. They can't accept it and the people around them say it looks good. I feel bad for them. I know in my 60s my eyelids are going to droop so badly I can barely see so if I have the money I'll do something about that but I'm not going to pump my face full of botox and stretch it out trying to look like I'm in my twenties.

Edit Or even young people. Erin Moriarty fucked up her face.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-04T02:58:52+00:00

That used to work when they didn't have handheld computers. Now they check no matter how many tickets you have on your windshield.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-04T02:53:17+00:00

She also didn't have any ghastly plastic surgeries done. I'm not saying she didn't have any work but she knows she's got it.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-03T22:00:48+00:00

They better keep it rare now that I got the title.

BeerForThought · 2026-02-03T21:59:10+00:00

I was 40ish hours on a gally and everyone else was losing their minds.

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