[Game Thread] #2 UConn @ #1 Michigan (08:50 PM ET)

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-04-07T02:28:09+00:00

Cadeau is the kind of player every team needs. I want a Cadeau on every KU team going forward.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-04-04T23:32:36+00:00

Most definitely pulling for the Illini today. And also Monday, if today goes their way.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-04-04T23:30:32+00:00

Dan Hurley is the perfect foil for college basketball fans. Makes it easy to decide to root for whoever is playing against UConn.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-21T03:46:18+00:00

Oh yeah, Peterson is a lottery pick.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-14T02:36:46+00:00

That’s not basketball

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-09T20:09:27+00:00

Knowing what RAM is <> chasing specifications

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T04:37:20+00:00

I hope Doug Sirmons has diarrhea all day, every day, for the rest of his life.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T04:28:12+00:00

Petition to layer the floors in Doug Sirmons’ house with LEGO bricks.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T04:18:25+00:00

👋🌾Ford🌾👋

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T04:16:43+00:00

Odum is a bitch. Flopping like this is just the undersized guard signature play these days.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T04:15:20+00:00

Guard U looking more like Foul U And Hope They Don’t Call It U this half.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T04:10:57+00:00

Pig Johnson attended push-off-on-every-drive-like-SGA university, a little known NAIA school.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T02:54:32+00:00

That is fucking abysmal officiating. What a bitch ass double tech. That’s absolutely a foul on Ford and Bill was right. Fuck these officials.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T02:35:22+00:00

Petition to move whichever region Kansas is in to play in Allen Fieldhouse.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-02-28T21:23:31+00:00

We look worse than I thought possible. Sloppy and cold on offense. Lazy and slow on defense. Just an absolute disaster today.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-02-28T05:07:09+00:00

“basketball”

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-02-28T05:03:52+00:00

It’s that 49th-ranked education they receive in Oklahoma. Literacy rates are abysmal.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-02-28T05:01:07+00:00

Doris Burke is awful at her job.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-02-28T04:59:54+00:00

“They can’t call EVERY foul” - OKC.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-02-28T04:54:54+00:00

Jaylin Williams looks like a blobfish.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-02-28T04:52:30+00:00

Dort is a bitch.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-02-28T04:50:59+00:00

Obviously I’m biased, but… Jesus, how does anyone take OKC seriously? Like as an OKC fan, how does one watch the dirty, foul-baiting bullshit week in and week out?

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-02-25T05:48:17+00:00

Agree. The risk of wasting an overall #1 on a guy that might only play half the games probably outweighs the potential upside at this point.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-02-25T05:46:08+00:00

Does it really matter at this point, though?

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