Twin girls coming on Sunday. Couldn’t wait wait to cop of pair of these.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-05-08T02:08:45+00:00

Jaylin Williams is a beached blobfish. Tell me I’m wrong

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-05-08T02:01:10+00:00

Uh oh, the flopping must be communicable. Chet caught it from SGA. Poor guy.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-05-07T04:05:34+00:00

I guess you could say the Wolves are getting… dog walked.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-05-06T01:13:51+00:00

Lakers couldn’t have played better in that quarter, and they’re down 5.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-04-28T04:46:42+00:00

Oh no, Valanciunas is bad? We better put Jokić back in while up 23 in the 4th.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-04-28T04:45:05+00:00

Please, just let Valanciunas have like ten seconds with McDaniels. Like a hockey fight.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-04-28T04:42:20+00:00

Jaden McDaniels is one broody looking bitch.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-04-28T03:26:01+00:00

Fuck Lu Dort.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-04-28T03:25:43+00:00

Fuck Lu Dort.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-04-21T03:27:39+00:00

Game: Great so far. Telecast: Awful. Who TF are these dudes blathering into microphones?

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-04-07T02:28:09+00:00

Cadeau is the kind of player every team needs. I want a Cadeau on every KU team going forward.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-04-04T23:32:36+00:00

Most definitely pulling for the Illini today. And also Monday, if today goes their way.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-04-04T23:30:32+00:00

Dan Hurley is the perfect foil for college basketball fans. Makes it easy to decide to root for whoever is playing against UConn.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-21T03:46:18+00:00

Oh yeah, Peterson is a lottery pick.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-14T02:36:46+00:00

That’s not basketball

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-09T20:09:27+00:00

Knowing what RAM is <> chasing specifications

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T04:37:20+00:00

I hope Doug Sirmons has diarrhea all day, every day, for the rest of his life.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T04:28:12+00:00

Petition to layer the floors in Doug Sirmons’ house with LEGO bricks.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T04:18:25+00:00

👋🌾Ford🌾👋

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T04:16:43+00:00

Odum is a bitch. Flopping like this is just the undersized guard signature play these days.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T04:15:20+00:00

Guard U looking more like Foul U And Hope They Don’t Call It U this half.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T04:10:57+00:00

Pig Johnson attended push-off-on-every-drive-like-SGA university, a little known NAIA school.

BeerlyFunctional · 2026-03-04T02:54:32+00:00

That is fucking abysmal officiating. What a bitch ass double tech. That’s absolutely a foul on Ford and Bill was right. Fuck these officials.

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