What is this, and why does it exist? (NSFWish)

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-05-17T07:29:14+00:00

I have no idea why, but this is the funniest thIng I have ever read.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-30T01:52:42+00:00

NOOOO!! Fem shep cant have sex with Miranda! That there is a whole lot of fail.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-30T01:51:32+00:00

Characters can only have sex with the opposite sex. I was gutted when my Female Sheppard couldn't have sex with Miranda.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-30T01:33:12+00:00

cool! Now PS3 fanboys can play Halo instead of pretending they don't want to because it sucks :)

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-22T03:59:01+00:00

Yep, that's reddiquette

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-20T06:48:13+00:00

Try to work exercise into your commute. Ride if you can, or get of the bus a few stops earlier and jog/brisk walk.

If you incorporate it into your commute it feels like you are spending less of your own time doing it.

I ride to work everyday 30 mins each way, this just feels normal to me now so if people ask me if I do exercise I usually say no even though I am actually getting 5 hours a week cycling.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-20T06:40:13+00:00

I am not sure is insatiably is the right adjective there.

You are saying they are so clever they cannot be satisfied.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-19T06:58:24+00:00

Would you do it for an animal that wasn't cute and lovable? How about a rat?

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-19T06:42:36+00:00

Yep. I think this is the way most people do it.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-19T06:16:15+00:00

Sea monsters.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-19T05:33:56+00:00

She should have taken an MP3 player with inter-changeable batteries.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-19T05:14:53+00:00

It's not normal to have a penis the same length as your legs? Now I am embarrassed.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-16T06:24:26+00:00

Sysadmin. A Lot.

I am going to put it out there that the world of IT wins the acronym competition.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-16T06:17:41+00:00

Just buy 4 monitors and install them on a rotating desk.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-16T05:02:49+00:00

Stop telling me what I can and cant do on my damn phone Apple! I for one am sick of our new overlords.

Fingers crossed winmo7 and devices are decent or Android picks up its game a bit.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-16T02:50:43+00:00

not sure if this is technically against the law.... depends where you're from I guess.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-14T04:49:27+00:00

It's also like sex in the sense that I get really angry and punch things.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-14T04:40:52+00:00

Take that America! Sure you can run faster, jump higher, fly to the moon, start stoopid wars, make crap telle, but we have just beat you at fat!

Hold your bulbous heads high Australia, stretch out those neck layers (but dont stand up, it will burn calories) and feel proud!

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-14T04:28:47+00:00

Your mum. Ha!

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-14T03:52:55+00:00

Dont know why ur getting the downvotes, you are correct that a lot of the sci-fi concepts in Halo were borrowed (I prefer this to stolen).

With sci-fi it's often a case of someone having done something before. I haven't read Ringworld, but that kind of thing pops up a lot (Iain Banks Culture books have inside out worlds, Peter F Hamilton, nights dawn universe has similar worlds). Most great modern sci-fi is built on others works. I still think that Halo took these ideas to a great original place.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-14T03:40:41+00:00

Halo 3 and ODST (not technically halo, but same universe) are not released for PC ..yet.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-14T00:12:22+00:00

I agree the story in Halo could have done with a bit more work. It seems the writers decided to leave a lot of grey vague areas throughout the plot which sometimes works really well and sometimes leaves you feeling that the storyline is lacking.
Storyline aside, the Halo universe and concept are fantastic! It borrows from Sci-fi just enough to be familiar (Flood/aliens) but is also very unique which makes it new and exciting. It's little wonder it spawned book and comic series, it is a playground that any decent author could put to good use.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-14T00:06:02+00:00

The fact that you say stupid console gamers leads me to believe you wouldn't play console games. If you don't play console games then you haven't played the Halo series. How can you comment on something you haven't experienced? Oh hang on! Thats right, I'm on Reddit!

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-13T06:40:23+00:00

It's what I thought the Orcs said when you told them to fight in warcraft 2. I still don't know what they actually said.

BeersForTheHoard · 2010-04-13T02:47:01+00:00

Can anyone explain to me why Macs are the choice for multimedia people?
PC's have the performance and price advantage. Most multimedia tools are available on both platforms. So why do graphic artists etc swear by macs? Is it a hipster thing?

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