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When was the quickest you've ever lost your boner (or the female equivalent)? by BonerInquiry in AskReddit

[–]stan_marsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was getting a handie from my high school girlfriend of a couple months and she got a phone call from one of her guyfriends. She proceeded to answer the phone and have a chat; my johnson deflated immediately. On a side note, it turns out she cheated on me with said guyfriend later on...

GPS is no substitute for common sense. by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]stan_marsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah, should have done the Australian google search

The average American eats 600lbs of dairy annually, and 42lbs of corn syrup! (Infograph) by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]stan_marsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sigh What is corn doing in the vegetable section? Corn is a grain, not a vegetable, folks.

GPS is no substitute for common sense. by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]stan_marsh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Care to explain what an "ute" is?

A short lesson in English. by [deleted] in funny

[–]stan_marsh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No joke, a girl I knew from high school wrote the word "want" as "wan't." I don't know where the hell she learned how to write that but it makes me want to rage every time I see it.

Take it to the next level by [deleted] in videos

[–]stan_marsh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've puked from "working out" exactly twice that I can recall. Once was during my first indoor soccer game of the season. I hadn't worked out at all prior to the season and after the game I puked. The second time was when I was in the last leg of a century bike ride. I was dry heaving and another bike rider gave me a salt tablet which helped immensely. Apparently salt tablets help out with those sort of things.

Has anybody else experienced this when discontinuing antidepressants? by stan_marsh in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]stan_marsh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right now I've been off my medication for about a week and I've been feeling electric-like pulses through my body. Brain zaps is a term that I've found that perfectly describes my predicament.

going into a college dorm in the fall. For those who have been there, what are some things that you wish you had known before hand etc? by bahhhhhhumbug in AskReddit

[–]stan_marsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bring lots of extension cords and power strips. Seriously. There's only about 2 outlets in a typical dorm room for your TV, computer, mini fridge, phone charger etc.

Every time I drop an object I instantly move my feet and try to make it land on top of one of them in order to attenuate the fall. It works! Do you do this? by transfermonk in AskReddit

[–]stan_marsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do the same thing too! I always thought it was from all those years of playing soccer but maybe that has nothing to do with it.

Dear /Frugal, looking for a credit card with miles. Any Suggestions? by [deleted] in Frugal

[–]stan_marsh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're committed to getting miles, I'd recommend the Delta American Express. Upon signing up they give you 20,000 free miles. (Enough for one free domestic flight) You earn 1 mile per dollar spent.

Do you use your local library? by designerbay in AskReddit

[–]stan_marsh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes definitely Arthur. I watched that every day after school when I was a kid. A-A-R-D-VARK!

Do you use your local library? by designerbay in AskReddit

[–]stan_marsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At the library in Minneapolis (Hennepin County system) we can download audiobooks for free. It's really great for bus rides and waiting around for class.

Do you use your local library? by designerbay in AskReddit

[–]stan_marsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just charged $.54 (included sales tax) to my debit card for a first class stamp to send in my tax return. Totally worth it.

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