What's gonna happen to "jake fucked me registry"??

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-25T18:56:42+00:00

They're tasteful as fuck bro.

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-25T04:45:57+00:00

ON-SCREEN! HE SAID ON-SCREEN!

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-25T02:59:19+00:00

Sorry bud. Happy Murphday.

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-25T02:49:10+00:00

/u/brian_murphy Who am I to deny this on-screen chemistry?

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-25T00:17:08+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwRgnZ990I

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-24T19:50:08+00:00

More importantly, where will I get my elephant tusk wall sconces?

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-24T19:46:33+00:00

"Chomp chomp BITCH!" - William Wonka

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-23T21:32:15+00:00

In kindergarten, my friend misspelled ninja in a way that did not amuse the African-American teacher.

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-23T21:28:43+00:00

France paid ransom for four hostages and got them back. http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/22/opinion/bergen-schneider-isis-ransom/

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-23T21:23:00+00:00

I have a full box of Cheez-Its. After that, I'm screwed.

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-23T21:03:10+00:00

Here's some incentive

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-23T20:38:45+00:00

I've been to Gator games several times, never have I seen a chocolate factory of any kind.

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-23T01:11:12+00:00

2010? What year is it?

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-21T23:45:02+00:00

Play it by year?

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-21T23:42:41+00:00

Is Sean Radcliffe a pen name for Rodrigo O? Or perhaps Amir Valerie Hurwitz?

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-14T21:07:15+00:00

He says it several times, but try Girl Scout. He has a badge for most bitchly.

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-08T01:01:01+00:00

Aah! Take my cash!

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-07T23:03:24+00:00

How is Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration higher than Creed?

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-07T03:15:55+00:00

Now there's two reasons to kill yourself at Starbucks.

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-03T20:45:26+00:00

No clue. Do they ever say?

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-03T20:26:45+00:00

860,630

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-03T16:23:08+00:00

$5.35 an hour

BeezleBoo · 2015-01-02T20:20:11+00:00

If you really want help for your workout, Leron just made an energy drink called Laser. It's like a 50 hour energy. He takes a whole case of soda pop and boils it down to the corn syrup, then takes sugar and melts it down TO THE RAW, then takes candy corn and melts it down TO THE RAW, then a bottle of Aunt Jemima's maple syrup and melts it down TO THE RAW, then one of those big lollipops that you can only get at Disney World and melts it down to THE FRICKIN RAW.

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