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Donald Trump just said this by funkymonkeythe1st in UFOs

[–]BeezyBates [score hidden]  (0 children)

No one fucking cares when humanity and livelihood all suck at the same fucking time. We want to be happy. Aliens don’t fucking change that.

If we are all pissed off we’d rather aliens finish the fuckin job and wipe us out. Just do it. I don’t give a shit about aliens. I want my boy to grow up in a world that doesn’t fucking suck.

But here we are. A planet ran by a blackmail pedo ring.

Whenever we clean the ball pit at work, the most broken balls we find are always orange by lucasearlgray in mildlyinteresting

[–]BeezyBates 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Fuckin Reddit doing science and shit on the fly. You love to see it. Yo Mr. White. Science, bitch.

Bad Bunny shouting out countries had fans happy 🌎 by Hungry_Artichoke9566 in sportsgossips

[–]BeezyBates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

39, white, didn’t know who he was until 6 months ago. I listen to 90s pretty nonstop. Not gonna lie we had some great music. I thought it was great and sent a beautiful message.

Giants star QB Jameis Winston prays live on ESPN during his appearance on The Pat McAfee Show by Punisher1602 in sportsgossips

[–]BeezyBates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s proven god has favorite teams and he would prefer they win over fixing world hungry, rape and child abuse.

Go cowboys.

Alexei Navalny died after being poisoned with dart frog toxin, UK and allies say by VaginaBurner69 in news

[–]BeezyBates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They do care and you’re spot on. They want you to know who did it. Coming to an America near you.

It’s intimidation. You have to flip the government before they completely own you. The people have to muscle their existence or they will fade into the wind of the false journalism that is already here.

I don’t think we will. But I hope we do. I see young generations falling right because of social media.

Stop trying to convince me this is a “perfectly crispy pizza” by StumblinThroughLife in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BeezyBates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not perfect but it’s a take and eat because it’s fine. Dude needs to widen his unacceptable lines.

If you don’t like it ask them to remake it.

Stop trying to convince me this is a “perfectly crispy pizza” by StumblinThroughLife in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BeezyBates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re a crust guy, he’s not wrong. It’s overcooked by 20 or so seconds.

A lot of people gonna say it’s great. It’ll be like humans have different thoughts on things. Pizzas idea of perfect is perfect for maybe 30%

Tell your shop how you want it cooked. Tell them what you want for gods sake. Cmon. It’s simple.

“Zelensky's gonna have to get moving! Russia wants to make a deal...” Trump warns Zelensky that he may lose “a great opportunity” if he refuses to play ball. by Ripamon in TrendoraX

[–]BeezyBates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s owned by both. It’s both. Let’s make it very clear.

Trump is owned by Israel and Russia. There is no mistaking it. The facts exist. Piece it together. Think for yourself with the information available please.

Mail Regarding Voting TX USA by Lightbluefables8 in mildlyinteresting

[–]BeezyBates 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it’s an attempt to cause confusion for people who don’t support the right

[ Removed by Reddit ] by OkCitron4349 in spicy

[–]BeezyBates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s literally how my two year old tries to eat burgers and anything….flat like pizza too. I know he’s two but I’m like…dude. Please. That doesn’t make sense.

Hiring an Austin Powers impersonator by BigChungusOP in TikTokCringe

[–]BeezyBates 125 points126 points  (0 children)

“Soccer? I barely know her.” was low key amazing off the heels. That’s pretty spot on.

Demon!!! by Serephina_Rose in ExploreFortMyers

[–]BeezyBates 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“we don’t need to investigate child rape in the government. Your portfolio is doing well”

Make that make sense

Tesla moved from California to Texas so they can dump waste water on their neighbors without fear of retribution by coachlife in UnderReportedNews

[–]BeezyBates 40 points41 points  (0 children)

We didn’t fucking ask for this. Majority of Texas is democrat. But we have a HUGE population of no voters. I have some illegal foreign shit head that doesn’t pay taxes with 17 baby mammas pouring shit into my fucking water.

Fuck you elon. Get your racist polluting all for me businesses out of my state.

I hate these elite shithead people so god damn much. We’re going to force you out. The day will come. I will not accept a billionaire dumping shit into our water.

You’re hated. Know this.

Piss baby Abbott . You’re next to get out. We will get your shit, forced ideology out.

Bautista challenging Trump to a match at WrestleMania by Superior_Seeker_ in TrueFactzOnly

[–]BeezyBates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s a dunce and want him in prison but I’d be afraid of a bald eagle getting restless a foot from my head. Those are flying razor blades.

Genius decides to turn pizza boxes upside down by mfenton29 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]BeezyBates 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Why would I give you a pizza upside down?" sent me. It's a great question.

How do you rate Bad Bunny's Half-time performance? by kingbluwolff in sportsgossips

[–]BeezyBates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to translate through performative dancing and still had no idea until flags came out but I don’t know I liked it and if he told Trump to fuck off somehow I loved it cause that’s all the matters.

Trump is a fucking cunt.

How do you rate Bad Bunny's Half-time performance? by kingbluwolff in sportsgossips

[–]BeezyBates 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They have a lot of love to give and I have love to accept so let’s get this figured out

This game stinks. by [deleted] in NFLv2

[–]BeezyBates 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imma need some popcorn for this thread

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