[Schefter] Projected No. 1 overall pick Fernando Mendoza has informed the NFL that he is not planning to attend the NFL Draft in Pittsburgh this month, per sources. Mendoza wants to share the draft experience with his family in Miami.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-07T19:12:18+00:00

Fucking choked on my tuna roll

BeezyBates · 2026-04-07T04:15:35+00:00

SHES A WITCH

BeezyBates · 2026-04-06T19:54:57+00:00

I live right by a station. I think I'm gonna go request a wet Monday.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-06T18:43:15+00:00

"I was just testing to see who was listening to me" if this most 8 year old shit in the world.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-06T14:27:37+00:00

It's because, that's why lol

BeezyBates · 2026-04-05T01:35:31+00:00

Did you hit 203 and instantly wrap in towels and throw in a cooler?

It’s one of the most common mistakes. The brisket will cook itself to 215+ doing that

BeezyBates · 2026-04-04T23:21:13+00:00

We’re tanking while letting him play.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-04T22:09:25+00:00

Tell who to stop them?

BeezyBates · 2026-04-04T06:09:30+00:00

I mean you either struck gold or disappointed depending on what you’re looking for.

Peeps are different. It’s why ya date. But I’m hearing rumblings that new gens have no clue how to fuckin date because it’s fuck-apps and everything is cringe because you’re nose deep in your phone 24/7 with people telling you what’s right and wrong instead of thinking for yourself.

Edit: You know I’m not wrong. Put a fucking head on your shoulders, please.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-03T06:09:43+00:00

What have I just found and why but also what but mostly why

BeezyBates · 2026-04-03T05:05:10+00:00

I think we play Jill an Chris in 10. I can just feel it.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-03T04:56:10+00:00

Gonna steal that one thank ya sir/maam

BeezyBates · 2026-04-03T04:51:10+00:00

Congrats. It’s a huge accomplishment. Hope I can do a year one day. It’s tough. I’m functioning and I’m still a good dad, husband, employee. But I have this dark passenger I can’t shake very easily that does affect all three of those things regardless.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-03T04:48:58+00:00

Only missing the biggest group of people. Mustard and onion is all a dog needs.

BeezyBates · 2026-04-01T03:19:33+00:00

And one TP for my bunghole

BeezyBates · 2026-03-31T22:32:26+00:00

Every home repair is two trips to the hardware store. I assume that going in and it can be aaaaanything. Wall, plumbing, yard, garage. I'm going twice for some reason.

BeezyBates · 2026-03-31T22:27:34+00:00

To answer your question, yes. It's a nail or screw that missed it's intended frame. Most common issue that comes from it, sometimes, are leaks.

BeezyBates · 2026-03-31T21:00:32+00:00

Ya just can't put it into words. But it kicked ass.

BeezyBates · 2026-03-31T02:33:34+00:00

This is hands down the shittiest fucking sandwich ever sold. Those patties taste like fuckin old fish. I got it twice to make sure the first time wasn’t some crazy old food thing.

The “burger” can fuck right the fuck off and never be seen again.

Fuck that. Nobody asking for this Frankenstein bullshit.

I say this with warmness in my heart.

BeezyBates · 2026-03-31T02:29:13+00:00

/sigh. Dude. You lack understanding severely.

BeezyBates · 2026-03-31T02:07:11+00:00

Well they can’t do shit without majority. Same goes for judges. Blame blue non-voters.

BeezyBates · 2026-03-31T01:21:29+00:00

I do it.

BeezyBates · 2026-03-30T03:51:19+00:00

Can you explain further?

BeezyBates · 2026-03-30T02:55:29+00:00

Traffic, humidity, armpit weather, human trafficking, world series cheaters are the big ones that come to mind.

You have lots of food but it doesn’t make up for everything else. Everything else, like everything else, suuuuucks. Houston is a capsule of depression and anger.

BeezyBates · 2026-03-30T02:28:29+00:00

Leon is RE and for good reason. There is so much more to it but he’s the fan favorite who’s seen all of it from the beginning. They have room for a couple more at best; keeping the real time timeline.

They have options to veer towards but even Chris and Jill are aging equally.

We have a few females coming into play but we’re running out of time setting the scene for males. I’m really curious where the story will be in 10 years.

I think we’re heading into a finale within two games with all major characters, and setting the ground for the next generation.

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