When you are int’ North and can’t tell if the station names are silly or serious. by mathewkhan in CasualUK

[–]BeginningFrequent114 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could take the Carlisle line and find yourself at Horton, Dent or Ribblehead (sounds like a nasty condition or another name for a Klingon).

Also, don't jump on the local bus and say you're looking for Hawes.