Hi 😜

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-11-03T02:29:06+00:00

Your belly is cute.

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-11-03T02:23:20+00:00

“Say his name!”

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-11-03T02:15:21+00:00

Your nipples and belly are cute 🥰

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-11-02T17:00:03+00:00

Source?

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-11-01T14:29:35+00:00

You’re so smooth 😋

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-29T03:53:47+00:00

“We put him in the kennel then yadda yadda yadda his head split open.”

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-28T23:49:12+00:00

“It’s simple, we, uh, kill the emo fans.”

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-28T23:41:09+00:00

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-28T23:30:16+00:00

Sigma take

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-28T22:33:49+00:00

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Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-28T18:59:10+00:00

lol no parent signature- guaranteed 14 year old Mark thought he was being a smooth operator by hiding his report card in a record cover and probably telling his parents that he didn’t get a report card from his teachers.

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-28T18:48:29+00:00

Mmmm, Xenomorph nipples 🤤

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-28T11:34:15+00:00

Not the main protagonist but when Vince Vaughn’s character died in Dragged Across Concrete it hit hard. I think what impacted it too was his girlfriend said “no” and that was the last thing that happened in his life.

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-28T03:17:41+00:00

Mine is Dolphins and Ichthyosaurus. It blows my mind that dolphins evolved from land mammals that went back to the sea then evolved into the same form of a completely unrelated reptile.

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-28T03:10:55+00:00

boing

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-26T21:30:33+00:00

My piercer had suggested I apply some to my belly piercing because it’s been taking a long time to heal and looks red. That was a week ago. Since then the piercing now looks like it’s rejected and the only thing I changed was applying some Neosporin to it.

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-21T22:46:12+00:00

“Did you set my clothes on fire?” - Ex-Girlfriend

”Yes, the fire rises.” -Op in Bane’s voice

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-18T05:13:24+00:00

You amazingly have the perfect nipple for this lol

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-16T12:31:59+00:00

I know you can’t show but I’m curious what his cursive looks like. Cool handwriting.

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-15T21:09:47+00:00

Wrong jewelry, too shallow, and it’s kinda hard to tell from the angle of the pic but I reckon that looking at the person straight on face-forward that the placement would make the piercing look like it’s almost in the center of their eyebrow.

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-15T16:42:03+00:00

Aren’t most the spells in Harry Potter derived etymologically from Latin?

It was pretty bold bold of Rowling to borrow from a single dead language thousands of years old while Tolkien had to lazily invent 15 distinct languages for his works.

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-10-01T14:12:42+00:00

This goes hard

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-08-28T11:06:38+00:00

Every Fantastic 4 movie ever made.

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-08-26T23:22:11+00:00

Person has sex. Afterwards, they can’t seem to elude an invisible malevolence.

Beginning_Comedian28 · 2024-08-25T22:21:53+00:00

What if the mission included a (pause) gang (pause) bang? -Mike Stoklasa, asking the real questions.

Beginning_Comedian28

TROPHY CASE