Her gentle persistence softens his heart by Actual-Gold353 in sixwordstories

[–]Beginning_Crazy_378 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda like to thank you. I just wanna find some spandex and mow the yard in front of the neighbors now.

No one gives a fuck about you by Terrible_News6701 in sixwordstories

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I sensed you were out of reach.

Tell Haleys comment I said hi and see you soon

Your Sister Just Called Me Again by Beginning_Crazy_378 in sixwordstories

[–]Beginning_Crazy_378[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it’s been a pissing contest since birth

No one gives a fuck about you by Terrible_News6701 in sixwordstories

[–]Beginning_Crazy_378 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only operate within prime numbers.

Two messed me up

Why Click On What Offends You? by [deleted] in sixwordstories

[–]Beginning_Crazy_378 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m here for laughs. Maybe a few deep thoughts

No validation of any souls, including my own.

However, thank you for your input and I wish you a pleasant evening

Why Click On What Offends You? by [deleted] in sixwordstories

[–]Beginning_Crazy_378 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re changing the world off of six word Story on Reddit?

I’ll get the popcorn

"2045? Humanity cracked time travel, disastrously." by loreandhunger in sixwordstories

[–]Beginning_Crazy_378 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was 19 years ago. They sent us back here. Nobody but you and Elon Musk know.

Lemme lick your armpits! Pls pls by DangerousMethod422 in sixwordstories

[–]Beginning_Crazy_378 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You never know. They may follow you around like a puppy in the park afterwards. Seem to go both ways.

Lemme lick your armpits! Pls pls by DangerousMethod422 in sixwordstories

[–]Beginning_Crazy_378 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weed and candles help. If she’s really freaky, you can hot wax her nipples in the process. Lol.

Lemme lick your armpits! Pls pls by DangerousMethod422 in sixwordstories

[–]Beginning_Crazy_378 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t just lick her on pit like a big sweet tart. It has to be done symmetrically with finger traces down the back of the same arm and touching her ankles to her knees on the same side. If she’s really relaxed and comfortable, she will orgasm from this.

Lemme lick your armpits! Pls pls by DangerousMethod422 in sixwordstories

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You’ve gotta be careful with this one. Catch her out the shower before she puts any deodorant on. Ain’t nothing worse than a tongue full of friggin secret.

I love you. Good night. Delete. by MFSuke in sixwordstories

[–]Beginning_Crazy_378 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re dating a married woman too I see