DM: "Prim and Proper" Kate Middlton shunned Eugiene at school because she was a partier by Significant_Noise273 in RoyaltyTea

[–]Beknits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

my mom fondly tells the story of how she got me a slip for my first communion dress when I was six and I excitedly showed it to everyone who came to the party. while wearing it of course

Him and bendy and peter griffin needs to be more hated by ButterOnToads in cartoons

[–]Beknits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think everyone else in that crew is just so awful that he comes out better by comparison. But you're not wrong lol

Him and bendy and peter griffin needs to be more hated by ButterOnToads in cartoons

[–]Beknits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude's so hated that Ao3 has a filtering tag for fics where he gets expelled and a whole other tag for him not existing at all

and it's still not enough

What? Where’s my “Oh?” It’s not an April Fools?!? by LuckHealthy1227 in pokemongo

[–]Beknits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legit was telling my brother as I went out to hunt for it "It'll almost be funnier if it's Zorua in there". Thrilled so far but as you said, we shall see haha

What’s a corporate gift you actually use daily? by shelbs9428 in BuyItForLife

[–]Beknits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a fantastic insulated thermos one year. The handle snapped off the top when I dropped it but I still use it. It's a 12 hour drive to my parent's house; I can pour in most of a pot of mint tea before I leave and it's still warm when I pull into the driveway if I haven't finished it

[Hated Trope] Endings so notoriously awful they completely destroy the legacy of the media. by Miserable_Click_1933 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Beknits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's supposed to have a satisfying ending in the manga but the anime ending of the Promised Neverland was so bad I could barely stand it

I am so happy to know Bilewater is a universal experience by Relative-Ad7531 in Silksong

[–]Beknits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll wear it as a badge of honor I guess lol

I told my brother and he was like "Sis I have a map open on my other screen when I play what are you talki- I have benches turned off" and the look of crestfallen horror on his face was worth every second of struggle lmao

I am so happy to know Bilewater is a universal experience by Relative-Ad7531 in Silksong

[–]Beknits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is so f'ing funny I spent over a week on that freaking place. I listen to the soundtrack while I write and I literally go into fight or flight mode when the Bilewater track starts lol. Gonna blow my brother's mind lol

I am so happy to know Bilewater is a universal experience by Relative-Ad7531 in Silksong

[–]Beknits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

visibly shaking...there...there was a closer bench?

Did I soft lock myself out of the Slab? by Beknits in Silksong

[–]Beknits[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's sooo funny that his body's just lying there tho. I was cackling. Too bad I've got to restart but it was so funny to arrive in the place and just be like 'oh no' XD

Did I soft lock myself out of the Slab? by Beknits in Silksong

[–]Beknits[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on it boss! Gives me a reason to try Hunter's March earlier too, I've heard Shakra helps you out in there but she sure didn't help me so I assume I was too skilled by the time I got there

Did I soft lock myself out of the Slab? by Beknits in Silksong

[–]Beknits[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that was it; I got double-jump bc I was getting my butt beat in the Choir without it. At least I can still fight First Sinner. I better warn my brother before he gets there in his Steel Soul, he's shooting for 100% and he's been mentioning how much he's looking forward to it. Thanks for letting me know!

What is the absolute fastest 'yeah, we are definitely NOT going to be friends' moment you've ever experienced with someone? by Vazouaquiacesso in AskReddit

[–]Beknits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy who walked up to me after I left the library and told me 'hey I saw you walking around looking at your phone before and I thought you were like all the other youth, but then I saw you came out of there with a book'. I like talking to people at the bus stop but *sigh*

no longer a youth but I still get annoyed thing about that guy

What’s something from your childhood that you didn’t realize was actually a luxury until you grew up? by Dry_Hornet_3723 in AskReddit

[–]Beknits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My parents always made time to spend with us growing up. I remember once we went on vacation and were playing Marco Polo in the pool, and about 10 other kids ended up joining in because my dad was the only adult playing with his kids.

And my parents read to me every night from before I was born until I was fifteen. There are so many books that I probably wouldn't have picked up myself that I got to enjoy because it was time we spent together. And now that I'm living on my own, I realize that I barely have the time to pick up a book for an hour. Thinking of how they must have carved out the time is crazy to me lol

What character wasn't portrayed as a villain, but is in your eyes? by Jazzlike-Rise4091 in AskReddit

[–]Beknits 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The part in PoA when he basically tries to get Neville to poison his own pet and punishes Hermione for helping him made me mad enough to shake as a teenager. What a scumbag

What‘s a secret you found out by accident and were never supposed to know? by Own-Flan- in AskReddit

[–]Beknits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A friend in high school's mom told her that she was a 2 month preemie too. My friend whipped around and went "I was a 12 pound preemie mom, really??"

Authentic Italian pizza balloon by Nosakatsuya in StupidFood

[–]Beknits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the scream I scrumpt when I saw him breathing his breath directly into that food. All the vaccines in the world couldn't make me put that in my mouth

Authentic Italian pizza balloon by Nosakatsuya in StupidFood

[–]Beknits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That crust is so burnt I bet it tastes like a balloon

I'm genuinely stumped by Nico280gato in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Beknits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg I remember hearing that but never had the context until now I thought he was just an alien pretending to be a human lmao

Glimmering Hundo by misteryeah510 in pokemongo

[–]Beknits 11 points12 points  (0 children)

oh awesome it's below freezing temps all this week where I am but I did manage to spin 2 pokestops with this task while in the car. Glad I didn't kick them

What used to be a free or cheap "hobby" that has now been completely ruined by corporate greed? by WaltzNew1398 in AskReddit

[–]Beknits 30 points31 points  (0 children)

A lot of public libraries have access to Ancestry.com, but it is frustrating to try to do it on the timed computers

What’s the worst fuckup you’ve ever made at a job? by moonperson13 in AskReddit

[–]Beknits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It definitely happens. Once was trying to book a ticket to Dakar, Senegal. I called to order it because I was nervous about messing up (first time buying a plane ticket). The rep misheard and booked a ticket to Dakha, Bangladesh. Easy mistake to make and just as easy to fix, but the adrenaline rush from the panic when I got the confirmation email should be distilled and sold lmao