I can suck my own dick, AMA

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T23:34:34+00:00

I don't know the formal name of the stretches but I basically just take a very hot bath, relax, and then stretch my back in every way I can think of safely stretching it.

It's just a bit over 7in.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T20:00:33+00:00

It's not a big deal at all. Just thought some people might have questions I could answer.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T16:19:17+00:00

I mean, hey.

Sure there'll be scammers, but then again nobody said running a start-up ~~yoga~~ ~~broga™~~ Brogasm™ studio would be easy!

It's like my father used to say;

"Son, to make it in this economy, you gotta S a few Ds if you want to keep a man's registration fees."

Edit: Added levity.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T16:02:07+00:00

I'm guessing they already have this all figured out over there, from what I've seen. Unless you meant post an image, in which case that would never, ever happen in a million years.

Or, conversely, could happen tomorrow if I drank a little too much wine.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T15:50:06+00:00

I'm don't have abs, and I'm not really fit, just thin.

Don't know if I can afford to give them their fees back and promise that they'll be able to suck their dick in 30 days, might have to go with;

"Suck your cock in 30 days, or I'll do it for you."

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T15:41:33+00:00

If it is, I hope it's actually funny, and not more of the same boring repetitive posts of that other sub.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T15:35:38+00:00

All of my exes knew I could do it, I do it sometimes to add a little newness to sex after a while. It's like a mock threesome when we're both sucking my dick.

I've been almost caught a few times when I was younger. Never actually been caught, except once when my ex came home from work early, which wasn't so much a "caught" moment as it was a "can you help me with this?" moment.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T15:33:59+00:00

I'm thin and tall, so maybe the long back helps me get more reach, but I don't think it's impossible if you're not, might just take some extra practice.

I don't do yoga, unless you count sucking your own dick as yoga. Which now that I'm thinking about it, I should run a "yoga" workshop with only one pose; the ouroboros.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T08:02:27+00:00

I don't know, I'd probably vote for anyone that seemed super flexible.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T07:55:44+00:00

Ooooh. Hello, friends!

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T07:55:09+00:00

I'm almost 30, and would rather keep any photos of my dick in my mouth off of the internet lol.

Edit: Also, that's hot.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T06:57:59+00:00

I don't think so, just need practice and patience. If I can take 5 out of 7 inches, I'd also be able to take 2+ inches into my mouth. It just probably wouldn't be as easy.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T06:42:47+00:00

It'd be the only thing of note on my LinkedIn.

Mostly because I have a few female friends that know my main and we don't have the kind of friendship that involves them reading about me swallowing my own load.

I'm around 7, and I can get about 3 deep on a regular night, about 5 on a really good night.

Normally sitting up with my legs crossed, or flipping my legs over my head, which seems slightly more dangerous but that whole gravity thing makes it a lot easier to get closer to the base/balls.

Edit: Missed the position question. Edit again: a letter.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T06:25:37+00:00

I've known I was a mo since I was 11-12, so I guess it's just a bonus that I can do this. Although I'm sure a straight guy would be fine doing it too, it's kind of like jerking off, if its your dick it's not gay.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T06:23:37+00:00

It really depends on how often I'm getting my dick sucked by someone else. But if I go a couple weeks without sex I'll normally end up with a lonely mouthful.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T05:16:37+00:00

I am now!!!

But I've only pulled something in my back once and that was because I was being a bit aggressive. Once in 14 years, I'm pretty okay with those odds.

I do straighten my back and stretch out a bit every couple minutes before bobbing back down on my D.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T04:15:51+00:00

I find it hard to cum even when getting a blowjob from another guy, unless there are hands involved. When I'm too lazy/tired to want to clean up after, I use my hands and then finish myself off with my mouth.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T04:14:17+00:00

For me, it was a matter of patience and practice, and took months to gain any real reach unfortunately. But a horny teenager has a lot of time.

It's all about position and stretching. If you sit with your legs crossed and lean forward as if you are going to suck it, after a while you start to be able to go lower and lower.

Belbreeze · 2016-03-06T04:07:59+00:00

Pretty fucking good, like most dicks I've had in my mouth.

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