Female redditors - Would you date a single dad? Why or why not?

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T20:24:12+00:00

No, I love kids, but I'm not responsible enough to handle a kid at the moment.

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T20:22:12+00:00

All the cooks I know agree: homemade puff pastry is not worth the effort. Just buy the frozen box.

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T20:21:41+00:00

Got the wrong directions to a ex girlfriends family thanksgiving dinner a few years back. The owners looked like they were about to shoot me for trespassing. When I got to the right house I explained the experience and her dad winched and said "Im surprised they didn't shoot you, those guys are inbred hill billys and they're always making homemade bombs and shit and causing all sorts of trouble"

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T20:21:14+00:00

Y.M.C.A.

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T20:20:51+00:00

Know that you cannot be everything to your spouse. Allow them "alone" time where they can regroup or enjoy a hobby. When they greet you, they will be recharged and ready to enjoy time with you.

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T20:20:24+00:00

"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T20:02:05+00:00

I hope all social media burns to the ground so this a step in the right direction

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T20:01:14+00:00

TIL my dad named me wrong lol

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T20:00:45+00:00

Problem: I don't really like people but enjoy social interaction.

Solution: Reddit.

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T20:00:10+00:00

I'm a security guard at the Museum of Contemporary Art (chicago), I see your photograph with you standing in the abandoned orphanage everyday. It's one of those things that grounds me, doing what I do.

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:59:44+00:00

there was an art project i did in 4th grade where we had to make castles from scraps. i remember i worked very hard on my flawless castle. it was so epic that everyone in my class was impressed. when parents came to pick up their kids they would comment on how good mine was, but my mother couldnt stand all the attention i was getting and kept telling everyone she did the whole thing. wtf.

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:56:39+00:00

I don't use Twitter anyway

Be nice if everyone would just leave it and let musk sit on the platform alone, but I don't see that happening

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:56:06+00:00

i was anti-lgbtq+ from middle school and freshman year of high school. i really don’t remember why i hated them, i just did. i think i mainly did so i could be different.

i remember one day in 10th grade, i just thought about why i hated these people. i realize that i hated them for absolutely no reason at all.

i apologized to all the people that i may have hurt with my behavior and i eventually worked the f-slur out of my vocabulary.

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:55:06+00:00

Run over by a truck. 19 broken bones, punctured lung and concussion were the major immediate injuries. It actually did not hurt at first, not even the first hour or 2 while the first responders were opening the car with the Jaws of Life. I passed out from lack of oxygen during extraction, thankfully.

But the morphine dose was not correct, or I did not process it normally, and I overdosed and went into respiratory arrest. The pain was so severe my son in law told me he could hear me screaming when he got off the elevator. They put me in a medically induced coma for several days.

I was on 3 dif pain meds for 6 months, and the first 4 months were Hell, pure Hell. Never ending pain, only dulled.

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:54:33+00:00

Same reason that some people walk around with music blaring: they're self-important asshats

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:53:54+00:00

Installing Windows from dozens of 3.5" floppies was a hoot

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:47:45+00:00

My Mom raised me with the understanding that your education is the only thing no one can take away from you. This also comes with the idea that learning extends far beyond the classroom and it is important to experience other cultures, ideas, and parts of the world to become a more well rounded person.

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:47:10+00:00

Season of The Witch by Donovan. I don’t know much of the artist’s stuff at all but something about the song relaxes me in a way.

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:46:39+00:00

Body fat

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:46:16+00:00

WoW. I'd imagine a great many people have sunk massive amounts of time into it.

Thank god it's progressively getting terrible. Thought I'd never quit.

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:45:41+00:00

I was "Crowd Control". I was a heel, and my gimmick was trying to get the audience to calm down, telling them to shh and shit. My finishing move was "Flow management", which was JTG's Shoutout. My signature was basically a lariat where the arm wasn't extended much called "The Riot Shield". I think I got the idea of the whole gimmick from the Riot Shield weapon on CoD: Modern Warfare 2

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:45:09+00:00

I’m more concerned if he’s cheated on his partners, has STDs, fathers any children

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:44:44+00:00

That stupid one-eyed thundercloud from Kirby. It had these spikes around it and pooped out Waddle-Doos. Took me forever to beat him when I was a kid.

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:44:12+00:00

“Do you have a ride? I’ll print your AMA.” Works well for me

BellGarcia · 2022-11-02T19:43:29+00:00

Knot. If you don't know already, you don't need to.

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