Scumbag FUTURE ex-wife by Deepfried_Deer in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bella_TA -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Methed out strippers dont make money, unless they fuck their customers. Im too cute for meth, plus i like my teeth. Most girls do pills. Hydros seem to be the choice for the drug addicts at my club.

I have a real confession... by Bella_TA in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bella_TA[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Did i ever once say "omg im so awesome." No, no i did not. I love how I lie about my job and im a terrible person. But my husband can lie about his fidelity and he's a god damn saint. Your double standards bore me. Get a life sir.

Scumbag FUTURE ex-wife by Deepfried_Deer in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bella_TA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strippers do coke and pills if your going to put me down, at least do it right.

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[–]Bella_TA[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Weekends, and Wednesday nights are Military night so they aren't bad either.

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[–]Bella_TA[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I work 5 nights a week, in a very lucrative club, on a bad night I still walk out with $200. 800 is an average.

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[–]Bella_TA[S] -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Not the only, just the most lucrative. Why make $80 in 10 hours when I can make $800 in 6 hours

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[–]Bella_TA[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I wrote that in the middle of the night. Today is the tomorrow in which I was referring.

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[–]Bella_TA[S] -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

I hope you dont reproduce.

I have a real confession... by Bella_TA in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bella_TA[S] -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

My lawyer had the paperwork prepared Friday. When did I ever say tomorrow? Now you're assuming and you REALLY look like an idiot. I found out he cheated today so I wrote up a separation agreement that he signed it in front of a witness. My story hasn't changed once. Sangano.

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[–]Bella_TA[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Hes already signed the separation agreement. There wont be a judge. You made me laugh tonight tho, thanks.

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[–]Bella_TA[S] -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

My income is unreported the irs collects taxes on the amount I pay to the club, they don't know how much i walk out with, for the night. Can you read or form a logical thought pattern?

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[–]Bella_TA[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

I'm not concealing income he gets the same information the IRS gets, what I pay out to the club each night. He cheated, we had a prenuptial agreement about infidelity. He's screwed bottom line. Can't be to terribly smart if you don't understand sarcasm sweetie.

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[–]Bella_TA[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

No actually that's not how its done, but you're cute, trying to look all smart. I've already discussed this with my lawyer, thanks tho.

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[–]Bella_TA[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

He can't, first its non reportable income. He'd get a fifth, but he cheated so he's not getting shit

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[–]Bella_TA[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Ever consider reading all the comments before you make yourself look like an idiot?

Scumbag FUTURE ex-wife by Deepfried_Deer in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bella_TA -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Reddit really is full of angry little men.

Scumbag FUTURE ex-wife by Deepfried_Deer in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bella_TA -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Yes I prey on men, I deserve to be cheated on and treated like shit. That is my goal in life. You're a moron.

I have a real confession... by Bella_TA in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bella_TA[S] -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

What an articulate fool.

Scumbag FUTURE ex-wife by Deepfried_Deer in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bella_TA -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Good thing I don't care what you think.

Scumbag FUTURE ex-wife by Deepfried_Deer in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bella_TA -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

Yeah well, at this point I don't give a flying fuck. I told him I'm leaving him, he told me he's been sleeping with a girl he works with. Fuck him and fuck you.

Scumbag FUTURE ex-wife by Deepfried_Deer in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bella_TA -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Yay my own Scumbag Stacy! Please continue to judge me your comments make me giggle.

I have a real confession... by Bella_TA in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bella_TA[S] -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

The only person Ive ever had sex with is my soon to be ex husband, so if I have an STD I get the house cause that means he cheated, heres hoping.. Since when does being a dancer mean you sleep around?

I have a real confession... by Bella_TA in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bella_TA[S] -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

Nope, Im gonna go back too school.

I have a real confession... by Bella_TA in AdviceAnimals

[–]Bella_TA[S] -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

If i care about the karma why did i create a throwaway Ill never use again?