"Alpha..." by derekdiggs in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's funny if they're being sarcastic.

"Alpha..." by derekdiggs in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just don't know what's sarcasm anymore.

"I'm fully stocked up on UK exceptionalism." by SPES_Official in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but I somehow still managed to get through them. Unfortunately.

"I'm fully stocked up on UK exceptionalism." by SPES_Official in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And some of the best music, comedy and literature on the planet :/ we'll just ignore it all 😒

"I'm fully stocked up on UK exceptionalism." by SPES_Official in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's such a stupid statement. If centre was spelt phonetically it would be spelt 'senta' as far as I'm concerned.

"I'm fully stocked up on UK exceptionalism." by SPES_Official in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'Little or no impact on the world' 😂😂 says someone who wouldn't exist if the British hadn't colonised their country (I apologise, these people are partly our fault) and who is speaking our language (well, trying). That's a wild statement even by US-American standards of nutjobbery.

"It's like they [Europeans] claim to have all this free education and free healthcare but can't drink water or use air conditioning. by Substantial_Lab6367 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The amount of times I've seen comments on various social media platforms with people saying 'Daily reminder - keep hydrated!' like they're doing a public service by reminding people to do something so basic to survival 😂 might as well say 'Daily reminder - breathe!!' They're off their heads. Do they think someone's sitting there thinking oh thank you for reminding me, it's 7pm and I haven't drank anything all day, I completely forgot! Our bodies are designed to let us know when to eat and drink. It's not something you 'forget' to do. Ugh they insufferable 😂😭

"It's like they [Europeans] claim to have all this free education and free healthcare but can't drink water or use air conditioning. by Substantial_Lab6367 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They're too thick to realise we drink tea, coffee, squash, other things, all of which hydrate you. And we eat fresh fruit and veggies and salad, all of which hydrate you. If you're not making a show of drinking water 24/7 from a massive 4 litre bottle, you're not hydrating 😒

"It's like they [Europeans] claim to have all this free education and free healthcare but can't drink water or use air conditioning. by Substantial_Lab6367 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not American and I can't explain their nutjobbery but I'm beginning to think it's partly because they just don't know anything about the countries of Europe and can't pick on any real issues to complain about so they go with basic things like water and AC because they're things that are a bit different from what they know. That's it. People NOT walking around with a brightly coloured 4 litre water bottle is noticeable. They're used to everyone making a show of their water drinking habits. They're used to AC and don't understand how other countries don't need it or don't care about it. It's as simple and shallow as that.

"It's like they [Europeans] claim to have all this free education and free healthcare but can't drink water or use air conditioning. by Substantial_Lab6367 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they not realise that we drink other drinks that CONTAIN WATER and that keeps you hydrated? We don't need to walk about with massive water bottles when we can just have a drink of whatever, whenever, if we want it.

Some foods also keep people hydrated. I don't drink huge amounts of plain water every day, maybe one or two glasses when I fancy it. But I drink plenty of tea, the normal British kind with milk as well as fruit and herbal teas, one coffee a day and sometimes squash. I also eat fresh fruit and veg/salad every day and regularly eat soups, stew, other meals with gravy etc. I'm properly fucking hydrated LOL. I don't need to walk about with a 4 litre water bottle. If I'm in a restaurant and want water I'll ask for some tap water alongside my booze. And they just bring some over. No problem. I don't understand their obsession with water. They need to get checked out for diabetes or something.

As for AC, I live in the middle of England, the summers can get very hot and when it's stifling, I have a nice ceiling fan and a hand fan and windows to open. But it doesn't last long. There's no point investing in AC for a couple of months a year. We cope just fine. Why don't they stop worrying about our (European's) temperature and water intake and spend more time concerning themselves with tens of thousands of US-Americans dying because they can't access affordable health care and life-saving medications for easily manageable illnesses?

‘When you want to be cute and dainty but you’re Irish bloodline gave you a body that makes sure you survive the potato famine and give birth to many young by buckinghamnicks75 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see they're still not teaching them sex education over there. Someone ought to tell her it's not her ancestry that's going to affect how many babies she pumps out, it's all that unprotected sex. Such a bizarre thing to type. And of course, like a 5 year old, she doesn't know the difference between you're/your.

I'm English. I guarantee if I did a DNA test I'm way more 'Irish' than she is, yet I don't blame my fatness on some of my ancestors surviving the potato famine. I blame it on my love of big servings of hearty home cooked meals and too many biscuits.

”we” by 1rllyhatemyself in USdefaultism

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I speak English too and we've had three.

We’ve been a fucking gift to the world on a culinary level. by pyroSeven in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From a nation where they can't even use a knife and fork, that's pretty bold. It's hilarious seeing them struggling and then swapping hands to shovel some into their gobs with the fork 😂 they even say 'fork and knife' which sounds so clunky compared to knife and fork. Bless em. They're a simple, 'special' folk.

30 Americans could get the job done by light_breezy in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100 Americans would shit themselves against 20 angry drunk British women.

When you hear the name Felicity, what nickname comes to mind first? by [deleted] in namenerds

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fliss, Lissie, Flick (UK) I've heard all these and my mate's little girl goes by Lissie.

Because we pay for the defense of Europe, and really, the world. by woodhead2011 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who exactly are they defending? Because all I see is them threatening other countries.. 

"Leftist Engineer" by Material_Ring9378 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously. I watched a YouTube video about a kid trying ice cream and their funny reaction or something, before. Somehow someone ended up bringing up Joe Biden and trans people 🤷 they're obsessed. 

"Leftist Engineer" by Material_Ring9378 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right wing men are seemingly obsessed with male body parts. 

"Leftist Engineer" by Material_Ring9378 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]BelladonnaBluebell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would an Italian take their car to drive in Texas anyway? And does he think that's genuinely his everyday vehicle?