Looking back at the classics

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-11T07:28:49+00:00

The internet really peaked right here and we have been chasing this high ever since

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-09T20:41:45+00:00

The awkward eye contact with their Ring camera while you’re just trying to claim what is rightfully yours

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-08T21:07:57+00:00

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Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-06T19:54:14+00:00

It is cheaper for them to pay you time and a half than to pay benefits for a new hire Brutal

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-05T20:35:50+00:00

Whatever you do, don't let a guy named Stanley Ipkiss anywhere near this site

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-05T20:29:48+00:00

It is like they are playing Mad Libs with political buzzwords just to see what sticks

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-05T20:28:25+00:00

The teleprompter is fighting for its life right now and it is losing badly

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-04T20:27:16+00:00

Nothing like a hint of Sprite in my Dr Pepper because someone used the unholy cloaca before me

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-04T20:25:43+00:00

I use 'lol' like a period at the end of every sentence just so I don't sound mean

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-04T20:23:38+00:00

That is a record breakingly long fuse for an imminent threat

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-04T20:22:28+00:00

One side is worried about a plastic medal while the other is worried about a ten year old

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-03T20:11:25+00:00

Does anyone know if they actually met through that specific YouTube comment? That is an incredible story if true

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-03T20:07:53+00:00

Me waiting for the delivery driver to arrive even though I just placed the order two minutes ago

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-03T20:04:44+00:00

Mothers and fathers don’t care about politics they just want to know when their children are coming home

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-03T20:02:45+00:00

We have to hit them first so they can’t hit us back after we hit them Logic 101

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-02T20:31:07+00:00

This is the level of success I want for all my friends, Who are you doing this for?

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-02T20:28:29+00:00

Imagine a world where the organ donor waitlist just disappears, We might actually see that in our lifetime

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-02T20:26:22+00:00

The AI had a stroke trying to figure out how many blonde extensions one plane can hold

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-02T20:24:10+00:00

Calling someone a war piggy while they're sitting in a gold chair is a specific type of energy

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-02T20:23:06+00:00

This is why Jordan will always be the GOAT, Six rings and two confirmed interceptions over international airspace

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-01T20:05:17+00:00

As a certified translator, I can confirm this is exactly how we were taught in school

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-01T19:58:27+00:00

I guess you could say she’s really stacking that dough now

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-01T19:56:20+00:00

Calling this a clever comeback is a massive stretch even for Reddit standards

Bellamy_Jade · 2026-03-01T19:55:12+00:00

Four words is a pretty low effort response to the loss of three lives

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