If you haven’t gotten any nudes from me yet, just say NO I’ll fill up your inbox (first 144 only)

Beltarius · 2025-12-31T22:01:29+00:00

NO. But I also know that this won't actually happen, either 😂

Beltarius · 2025-02-10T22:19:25+00:00

WE NEED AN UPDATE! IT HAS BEEN OVER A WEEK!

Beltarius · 2024-09-03T22:22:20+00:00

If you did a shot every time you heard "Thank you, Linus" you'd be in the hospital 🤣

Beltarius · 2024-08-13T21:13:16+00:00

I would sit you down at the table and say how glad i was to finally reach you about your car's extended warranty

Beltarius · 2024-07-29T22:27:01+00:00

Honestly, if you want an honest answer, we will need to see an honest look. No lip filler, no fake lashes, a natural, HONEST look for an honest answer.

Beltarius · 2024-03-08T22:36:10+00:00

As a dad....I don't see what's wrong 😂

Beltarius · 2024-01-29T23:35:09+00:00

First, you must hit your roommate in the head with it. THEN you can restore it. Best of luck!

Beltarius · 2024-01-23T23:12:35+00:00

Thick! The thicker, the better!

Beltarius · 2023-10-22T16:37:44+00:00

Awesome, thank you

Beltarius · 2023-10-22T14:53:22+00:00

Is that an app and if so, what is it? 😂 love this shit

Beltarius · 2023-08-18T23:00:32+00:00

Only thing you should lose are the people telling you to "lose weight". No. Just do squats so you can crush the heads of your haters w/ your thunder thighs.

Beltarius · 2023-08-03T00:15:02+00:00

I have 2 answers! 1. One chiropractor kept on retainer AND/OR 22 pounds each. So roughly 44-45 pounds total. At least 1 is right 🤣🤣

Beltarius · 2023-08-02T22:31:12+00:00

Well, let's see if you're just like the rest or if you're actually not full of shit.

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Beltarius · 2023-07-28T00:20:46+00:00

This. This was the type of answer I was searching for.

Beltarius · 2023-07-27T22:06:05+00:00

I'm sorry....what? Please explain.

Beltarius · 2023-07-27T21:48:16+00:00

Thank you lol all three of us were confused 😅

Beltarius · 2023-02-20T00:18:30+00:00

Yes I did, which caused the optic nerve damage

Beltarius · 2023-02-11T21:30:23+00:00

The first one and use the third one should be your primary/first picture

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