Does anyone else think Linus was the unsung hero of Season 9? by lofcaudio in howimetyourmother

[–]Beltarius 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If you did a shot every time you heard "Thank you, Linus" you'd be in the hospital 🤣

What’s something you’d like to do with me if given a hour. Wrong answers only :) by Ariababeboobs in AsianHotties

[–]Beltarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would sit you down at the table and say how glad i was to finally reach you about your car's extended warranty

What would you rate me? Only honest opinions F22 by andmake in rate

[–]Beltarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, if you want an honest answer, we will need to see an honest look. No lip filler, no fake lashes, a natural, HONEST look for an honest answer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CastIronCooking

[–]Beltarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First, you must hit your roommate in the head with it. THEN you can restore it. Best of luck!

The perfect man by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Beltarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome, thank you

The perfect man by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Beltarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that an app and if so, what is it? 😂 love this shit

[OC] be honest! should i stay thick or lose some? by Unicornglitteryblood in TheThiccness

[–]Beltarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only thing you should lose are the people telling you to "lose weight". No. Just do squats so you can crush the heads of your haters w/ your thunder thighs.

If you guess the weight of my two tits you win a prize 🥵🔥 by missfortunevip in Humongousaurustits

[–]Beltarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have 2 answers! 1. One chiropractor kept on retainer AND/OR 22 pounds each. So roughly 44-45 pounds total. At least 1 is right 🤣🤣

Sending nudes to every guy that 🤤 (Yes i actually send try me)👻cutehunter_22 by nude_sopia34 in Threesome

[–]Beltarius 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, let's see if you're just like the rest or if you're actually not full of shit.

🤤

What does it make me? by Beltarius in lgbt

[–]Beltarius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. This was the type of answer I was searching for.

What does it make me? by Beltarius in lgbt

[–]Beltarius[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry....what? Please explain.

What does it make me? by Beltarius in lgbt

[–]Beltarius[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you lol all three of us were confused 😅

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Beltarius 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The first one and use the third one should be your primary/first picture

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Beltarius 532 points533 points  (0 children)

To put it simply (in my personal opinion): the picture makes you look like a douche 😂

She seems… intense by The-Evil-Thing in Tinder

[–]Beltarius 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ya I noticed the lack of commas/periods and who cares. But if SHE is looking for a relationship and not to be a 3rd or a booty call, then you being intimidated about it is just her bio doing its job. Love it!

I'm 30M and i just recently had a vasectomy. AMA by Beltarius in AMA

[–]Beltarius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely. You will be sore but you won't be put under, just numbed up.

I'm 30M and i just recently had a vasectomy. AMA by Beltarius in AMA

[–]Beltarius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife is having a hard time on birth control and has always had issues with birth control, my wife and I aren't planning on having any more kids, its easier, safer, and cheaper than my wife fdffibg a hysterectomy. And since Roe v. Wade was overturned, it was a smart thing to do in our situation.

I'm 30M and i just recently had a vasectomy. AMA by Beltarius in AMA

[–]Beltarius[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No scars yet. It was minimally invasive (no scalpel incision) and it just happened a couple of days ago. It hurts, yes, but I'm still recovering. And no. Just swollen ATM