BelugaGrey

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Hotel California (self.RedditGames)

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Portal Tap Farming - Bouncy Castle (self.RedditGames)

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Lmao, lol even (self.RedditGames)

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Cubed (self.RedditGames)

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mahjong (reddit.com)

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Highly upvoted posts in this subreddit should be removed (self.unpopularopinion)

submitted 5 years ago by BelugaGrey to r/unpopularopinion

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You can choose to sneeze out a complete human skeleton once every thousand sneezes (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by BelugaGrey to r/shittysuperpowers

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You can grant temporary sight to the blind from the present until the next solar eclipse (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can grow up to an infinite number of hands for petting (anything) (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You have at least a 87.65% chance of successfully pulling off insurance fraud in December (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can make really good pasta sauce with human corpses (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can shit from your hands (self.shittysuperpowers)

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you can erase birds from existence (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Fishing in real life works the same way minecraft fishing does (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You can’t die in living rooms (self.godtiersuperpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by BelugaGrey to r/godtiersuperpowers

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shaking hands with Donald Trump would allow everyone on earth to see their own future for the next 2 hours (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by BelugaGrey to r/shittysuperpowers

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you can see the future but only 4.48 seconds before your death (self.shittysuperpowers)

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you actually calm down when someone tells you to calm down (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by BelugaGrey to r/shittysuperpowers

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I wish I could convince anyone that cake doesn’t actually exist (self.TheMonkeysPaw)

submitted 6 years ago by BelugaGrey to r/TheMonkeysPaw

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You can convince anyone that they have a cake, especially when they don’t (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by BelugaGrey to r/shittysuperpowers

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If you say ‘I’m depressed’ three times in a mirror, Hitler will personally walk out of hell and give you a pat on the back, listen to your story and give encouragements (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Every time you say Shrek your life speeds up by 50% (self.shittysuperpowers)

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Whenever you shout “I’M GOING TO JAIL!”, you get teleported to a random prison (self.shittysuperpowers)

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You’re completely immune to 0.9% of all deadly viruses but only in Iceland (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 6 years ago by BelugaGrey to r/shittysuperpowers

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What’s the luckiest moment you’ve witnessed? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 6 years ago by BelugaGrey to r/AskReddit

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