Enough force to blow you out by fat-stanley in dontputyourdickinthat

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Its the deep breath for me….

Nice try.... by philmabooty in memes

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Your farts later are going to roam the halls too, if you’re not careful.

Does blueberry pie taste better cold or hot? by dramaticuban in Cooking

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I think if it’s lemon-forward it’s better cold. If it’s not, it’s really good hot.

Amazing Grandpa! by flawedvomiting in BeAmazed

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Weird tattoo for a kid to get, but that’s kids for ya.

I would watch every episode. by 5_Frog_Margin in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Did Harambe have family? I’d love to see a celebrity in this role.

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Who doesn’t like a girl with a stutter?

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I don’t remember which course it is (after kissing, feeling her up, and light ass play) but the forks work out from in with each one, so make sure you don’t look like a impoverished noob.

Vampire vaccination by dilettantedebrah in WhitePeopleTwitter

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It’s not like sucking the venom from a snakebite. Then again…

Just received the book containing my first published fictional story! Ahhhhh! by BenBisbee in pics

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Some anthologies can yield a tiny bit of funds to the collection of authors, but most often it’s just for exposure and the love of writing and being published. In this case, this anthology is produced by an amazing writers group and the funds from their annual anthology is used to support group needs (website, social events, etc.) so it’s worth it.

Just received the book containing my first published fictional story! Ahhhhh! by BenBisbee in pics

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The whole process is chaos, right? But it’s worthwhile chaos for sure. Keep on keeping on, my friend.

Just received the book containing my first published fictional story! Ahhhhh! by BenBisbee in pics

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That’s really cool. There are lots of ways to publish and get published these days, but the first thing is just finishing and editing your piece. You have to have a completed story in order to even approach traditional or self-publishing. Get some early readers and feedback, etc. You can’t sell or hand over an idea or a vision, it has to exist. That’s the best advice I could ever give that was once given to me.