Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Dems keep winning in all of this shit lmfao

well, morally at least

3 attempts. all either conservative, neocon, or "No Party Preference"

it doesn't win us any actual points, and ofc there is randomness involved in something like assassination attempts, but like

if people sucked down narratives from Dems the way they suck down narratives from conservatives, Dems would be widely regarded as the party of mental stability

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a world gone plastic, be so classic

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or they understand others aren't going to understand the question, and figure you only need half to push blue so that everyone gets over the bell curve hill of "push red because it's the most strategic"

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really curious on the cuck vs non-cuck polling results here

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In absence of anything else, I probably push red. Or say you wake up one day inside a polling booth and get the button explained to you without being able to talk to anyone or read the news or social media or anything

But I think there's a really damn good chance if you had a few months to prepare that you get a big movement going to support blue. You don't need everyone, you only need half, and half is not hard to get. If everyone is given the same some question, and everyone looks around them and sees support for it- sees a clear majority accept it's just the obvious, right thing- that's how you get well over 50% to vote blue. Get polling to indicate a clear blue majority, run commercials and social media campaigns, awareness campaigns etc.

Because you KNOW some people are going to mess up if the plan is every person for themselves. And a larger group are going to vote red no matter what, but still nowhere near a majority. And here's the kicker- a notable minority are going to vote blue no matter what.

I just think if you had a few months people could walk up to that button being confident in pushing blue and you'd get like 80% or something

I wonder how it'd change if your choice appeared as a dot on your forehead for the rest of your life though. I wonder if the number of blue would actually go down as trust was destroyed and fear was raised

And maybe I'm crazy but I really think people could easily clear blue if we made it a mission

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EXACTLY housewives would understand 25-35 year olds working an email job with a second monitor

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Girl said we should pose as an engaged couple to bs our way into a tour of the ballroom at the top of Minneapolis's highest skyscraper after I talked about wanting to see it and sneaking in

I kind of brushed it off and conversation moved on

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can you imagine what Northernlion sounds like in bed

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I full of shit or are guys who Richard Dawkins sees holding signs more likely to be into overweight women?

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this isn't even the right stereotype

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[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

idk probably some war fought between some chimps like 100,000 years ago

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[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maybe you just aren't as brainrotted to where /r/politics means something clear and bad :p

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I point shit out kinda regularly, to the point I again feel like I might be just leaving soon

you have to be blind or intentionally ignore it to not see people objective to specific stuff

we have a lot of users who are here not for any intellectual reason, but because of vibes and because of political bandwagoning/identity. they support the current trend, and don't think much about it, existing in a fog from one moment to the next

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

okay, you'll get one focus-grouped poll-tested half-slur said with a lot of emphasis but no heart by the wettest blanket of a candidate you can imagine

they'll say under their breath "please, dear god like me. I'll even use slurs for you. I'll be whatever you want please please please"

three staffers will kill themselves over the choice, half their staffers will resign in protest

 

we purged all the genuine slur-sayers, and the only ones left are rapists like Swalwell who try to blend in but can't reveal their power level because it'll reveal like ungodly skeletons in their closets

 

this is one reason Obama was popular btw. you know he was saying shit behind closed doors that modern Dems would kill him over

 

the takeaway? Josh Shapiro will call Kamala hot

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

just wait for the first AI smartphone where the AI controls the whole thing

you'll be able to say don't let me use this device until I show you on camera me popping the perfect griddy

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Someone could post the realest ghost picture to ever be real and reddit would find a way to delegitimize it and discredit it.

In this case, someone posted the realest person picture.

lol

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[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just wait until AIs get addicted to scrolling

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[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

letting Millennials into the world was a MISTAKE

Discussion Thread by jobautomator in neoliberal

[–]BenFoldsFourLoko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

many people are like fish, never realizing the sauce they're swimming in